Taylor Olmstead
@tcolmstead.bsky.social
I have two degrees in internet. And I host a music podcast. He/Him/His
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The first two hours this morning
January 5, 2026 at 11:21 AM
The first two hours this morning
I give it a week before this actually happens
Donald Trump is doing extrajudicial war the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
January 3, 2026 at 4:23 PM
I give it a week before this actually happens
This is honestly my dream
Tv and internet got knocked out by the snow so this holiday is all about 1. Steely Dan on vinyl; 2. Crossword puzzles; 3. The morning show on dvd; and 4. Yahtzee. I’ve abruptly jumped up from newly middle aged to retiree
December 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
This is honestly my dream
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in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game
December 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game
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No one would even want to use ChatGPT if Google just started all its normal search results with: "Wow! That's the kind of question that someone who is smart and also hot would ask..."
December 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
No one would even want to use ChatGPT if Google just started all its normal search results with: "Wow! That's the kind of question that someone who is smart and also hot would ask..."
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NBC or ABC could make a fortune by hiring the 60 Minutes staff lock, stock, and barrel, then relaunching it under a slightly different name. 2 Minutes 2 60 or something.
December 22, 2025 at 1:47 PM
NBC or ABC could make a fortune by hiring the 60 Minutes staff lock, stock, and barrel, then relaunching it under a slightly different name. 2 Minutes 2 60 or something.
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I’m really gonna miss Bowen Yang being on my TV every week
December 21, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I’m really gonna miss Bowen Yang being on my TV every week
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As a huge fan of ███████ I feel gutted right now. Just an absolute betrayal of everything I thought ███████ stood for.
December 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
As a huge fan of ███████ I feel gutted right now. Just an absolute betrayal of everything I thought ███████ stood for.
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One nice thing about eating at an airport restaurant is they never ask if you’ve dined with them before. They’re just like no banter here’s a menu we know you have to be in the sky in half an hour.
December 20, 2025 at 3:30 AM
One nice thing about eating at an airport restaurant is they never ask if you’ve dined with them before. They’re just like no banter here’s a menu we know you have to be in the sky in half an hour.
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Sorry but I am Team Aunt
December 20, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Sorry but I am Team Aunt
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I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center.
December 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center.
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lol a month ago I saw that headline and said This sounds like some shit that a guy who’s in the Epstein files would say. Lo and behold!
December 18, 2025 at 7:48 PM
lol a month ago I saw that headline and said This sounds like some shit that a guy who’s in the Epstein files would say. Lo and behold!
It turns out, Arlo Guthrie has a website (Arlo.net) that he still updates himself. It still has a functioning daily view counter.
This week is the 50th anniversary of “Alice’s Restaurant.”
I think we can drive that view counter up a bit.
Can’t believe I’m saying this, but please post/reshare.
This week is the 50th anniversary of “Alice’s Restaurant.”
I think we can drive that view counter up a bit.
Can’t believe I’m saying this, but please post/reshare.
November 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
It turns out, Arlo Guthrie has a website (Arlo.net) that he still updates himself. It still has a functioning daily view counter.
This week is the 50th anniversary of “Alice’s Restaurant.”
I think we can drive that view counter up a bit.
Can’t believe I’m saying this, but please post/reshare.
This week is the 50th anniversary of “Alice’s Restaurant.”
I think we can drive that view counter up a bit.
Can’t believe I’m saying this, but please post/reshare.
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People are best on records and books because you can turn them off or put them back on the shelf - Henry Rollins
November 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
People are best on records and books because you can turn them off or put them back on the shelf - Henry Rollins
Just thinking about how Twin Peaks is a perceptive look at the Satanic Panic that aired as it was happening.
The supernatural hiding the mundane identity of the true perpetrator, the dubious therapy from Dr. Jacoby, the Pacific Northwest.
It’s “Michelle Remembers!”
@yourewrongabout.bsky.social
The supernatural hiding the mundane identity of the true perpetrator, the dubious therapy from Dr. Jacoby, the Pacific Northwest.
It’s “Michelle Remembers!”
@yourewrongabout.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Just thinking about how Twin Peaks is a perceptive look at the Satanic Panic that aired as it was happening.
The supernatural hiding the mundane identity of the true perpetrator, the dubious therapy from Dr. Jacoby, the Pacific Northwest.
It’s “Michelle Remembers!”
@yourewrongabout.bsky.social
The supernatural hiding the mundane identity of the true perpetrator, the dubious therapy from Dr. Jacoby, the Pacific Northwest.
It’s “Michelle Remembers!”
@yourewrongabout.bsky.social
How did Minx (2023-24) slip by without more praise?
It’s such a fun campy period comedy. Hopefully it does enough numbers to catch Serrandos’ eye
It’s such a fun campy period comedy. Hopefully it does enough numbers to catch Serrandos’ eye
November 21, 2025 at 4:17 AM
How did Minx (2023-24) slip by without more praise?
It’s such a fun campy period comedy. Hopefully it does enough numbers to catch Serrandos’ eye
It’s such a fun campy period comedy. Hopefully it does enough numbers to catch Serrandos’ eye
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Just once, it would be nice if a footballer pointed down after scoring a goal, to dedicate it to a departed loved one they know is in hell.
April 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Just once, it would be nice if a footballer pointed down after scoring a goal, to dedicate it to a departed loved one they know is in hell.
Me (an old soul millennial): what’s the best concert you’ve been to?
Gen-X guy who just bought me a glass of amazing top shelf bourbon: Devo on the Freedom of Choice tour.
Me (an old soul millennial): amazing! For me it’s U2 at The Sphere
Gen-X guy who just bought me a glass of amazing top shelf bourbon: Devo on the Freedom of Choice tour.
Me (an old soul millennial): amazing! For me it’s U2 at The Sphere
November 1, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Me (an old soul millennial): what’s the best concert you’ve been to?
Gen-X guy who just bought me a glass of amazing top shelf bourbon: Devo on the Freedom of Choice tour.
Me (an old soul millennial): amazing! For me it’s U2 at The Sphere
Gen-X guy who just bought me a glass of amazing top shelf bourbon: Devo on the Freedom of Choice tour.
Me (an old soul millennial): amazing! For me it’s U2 at The Sphere
. @thebeths.bsky.social playing their Halloween show in Atlanta as a gender bent Jurassic Park cast is the most @hotdogsladies.bsky.social #DoByFriday shit the world has ever seen
November 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
. @thebeths.bsky.social playing their Halloween show in Atlanta as a gender bent Jurassic Park cast is the most @hotdogsladies.bsky.social #DoByFriday shit the world has ever seen
My husband has strep throat, so I’m masking in the office today, and man I forgot how annoying it is to constantly smell your own breath.
Even after brushing your teeth! Then it’s just intense mint smell for hours!
😷
Even after brushing your teeth! Then it’s just intense mint smell for hours!
😷
October 28, 2025 at 1:28 PM
My husband has strep throat, so I’m masking in the office today, and man I forgot how annoying it is to constantly smell your own breath.
Even after brushing your teeth! Then it’s just intense mint smell for hours!
😷
Even after brushing your teeth! Then it’s just intense mint smell for hours!
😷
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You’d never catch one of these coddled kids nowadays “working in the lab late one night.” And the only thing their eyes are beholding is their damn phone
October 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
You’d never catch one of these coddled kids nowadays “working in the lab late one night.” And the only thing their eyes are beholding is their damn phone
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With millions at risk of losing SNAP in the coming days, a reminder: hunger doesn't happen in isolation. When food assistance disappears, families use rent money to eat. Then come evictions and homelessness.
Housing, food, healthcare—it's all connected. Cut one thread and the whole thing unravels.
Housing, food, healthcare—it's all connected. Cut one thread and the whole thing unravels.
October 24, 2025 at 12:26 PM
With millions at risk of losing SNAP in the coming days, a reminder: hunger doesn't happen in isolation. When food assistance disappears, families use rent money to eat. Then come evictions and homelessness.
Housing, food, healthcare—it's all connected. Cut one thread and the whole thing unravels.
Housing, food, healthcare—it's all connected. Cut one thread and the whole thing unravels.
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heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god
October 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god
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I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.
October 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.
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Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.
buff.ly
October 8, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.