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I've been thinking a lot about that bumper sticker which says "everything looks like a conspiracy theory when you don't understand how anything works" and folks it's pretty obvious to me that the people in power right now have absolutely no desire to understand how anything works.
March 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I've been thinking a lot about that bumper sticker which says "everything looks like a conspiracy theory when you don't understand how anything works" and folks it's pretty obvious to me that the people in power right now have absolutely no desire to understand how anything works.
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mythology professor: so you think it's cool to make comedy about half-man/half-goats huh?
me: it's called "satyr"
me: it's called "satyr"
March 2, 2025 at 11:41 PM
mythology professor: so you think it's cool to make comedy about half-man/half-goats huh?
me: it's called "satyr"
me: it's called "satyr"
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Executive orders aren't laws. Just toss them bitches in the trash and go about your day.
February 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Executive orders aren't laws. Just toss them bitches in the trash and go about your day.
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Stacy's mom's medicare is gone
February 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Stacy's mom's medicare is gone
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imagine a frog. good. now imagine a frog wearing a party hat and playin a lil tambourine. even better
February 1, 2025 at 4:00 AM
imagine a frog. good. now imagine a frog wearing a party hat and playin a lil tambourine. even better
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it’s going to be the best day in decades when he dies
February 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
it’s going to be the best day in decades when he dies
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One time when we were little, my mom got sick of us saying "PIZZA" whenever she asked us what we wanted for dinner so she decided to make us pizza every night until we were sick of it. This went on for weeks. She never broke us. Didn't even get close.
January 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
One time when we were little, my mom got sick of us saying "PIZZA" whenever she asked us what we wanted for dinner so she decided to make us pizza every night until we were sick of it. This went on for weeks. She never broke us. Didn't even get close.
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A Celebrity Jeopardy moment that will haunt Neil deGrasse Tyson...
January 16, 2025 at 3:03 AM
A Celebrity Jeopardy moment that will haunt Neil deGrasse Tyson...
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GRILLED THREESE
January 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
GRILLED THREESE
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"fighting" fish are so embarrassing like lmao whata you gonna do, blub me to death? you're a fish
January 20, 2025 at 1:37 AM
"fighting" fish are so embarrassing like lmao whata you gonna do, blub me to death? you're a fish
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Incredible how thoroughly Democrats got played here. Spent four years following through on a Trump executive order, pissed away any shot at building a real youth coalition for 2024 by alienating literally every teenager in America, lost the election, and now Trump gets to "save" TikTok. Clown shit.
In a new post from the official TikTok account, CEO Shou Chew thanked Trump for his efforts to keep TikTok available in the U.S. He characterized Trump's stance as a pro-free speech effort and touted Trump's own success on TikTok
January 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Incredible how thoroughly Democrats got played here. Spent four years following through on a Trump executive order, pissed away any shot at building a real youth coalition for 2024 by alienating literally every teenager in America, lost the election, and now Trump gets to "save" TikTok. Clown shit.
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i love the story about Elon lying about being good at a video game because it’s not the worst thing he’s done by a mile but it is maybe the most fundamentally pathetic
January 17, 2025 at 1:44 AM
i love the story about Elon lying about being good at a video game because it’s not the worst thing he’s done by a mile but it is maybe the most fundamentally pathetic
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i don’t think i’ll ever get past americans being black pilled by the government into downloading a chinese app called red note referencing the little red book. that’s so fucking awesome. chinese propaganda is so powerful they don’t even have to do anything
January 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
i don’t think i’ll ever get past americans being black pilled by the government into downloading a chinese app called red note referencing the little red book. that’s so fucking awesome. chinese propaganda is so powerful they don’t even have to do anything
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Sincerely delighted to discover, 45 minutes into this nearly-wordless three-hour documentary about French monks who take vows of silence, that among the reasons they *can* talk is "to make sure the monastery cats know when it's mealtime by making little kitty-calling noises at them."
January 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Sincerely delighted to discover, 45 minutes into this nearly-wordless three-hour documentary about French monks who take vows of silence, that among the reasons they *can* talk is "to make sure the monastery cats know when it's mealtime by making little kitty-calling noises at them."
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Traffic has decreased.
273,000 fewer vehicles entered Manhattan below 60 Street from Monday to Friday last week.
273,000 fewer vehicles entered Manhattan below 60 Street from Monday to Friday last week.
January 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Traffic has decreased.
273,000 fewer vehicles entered Manhattan below 60 Street from Monday to Friday last week.
273,000 fewer vehicles entered Manhattan below 60 Street from Monday to Friday last week.
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My favorite part of a drug commercial is when they say "Don't take Fuckitol if you're allergic to Fuckitol"
January 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
My favorite part of a drug commercial is when they say "Don't take Fuckitol if you're allergic to Fuckitol"
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Someone named Mr. Beast who subjects random people to insane psychological experiments for money and then broadcasts it all feels like the plot from a Vonnegut short story
January 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Someone named Mr. Beast who subjects random people to insane psychological experiments for money and then broadcasts it all feels like the plot from a Vonnegut short story
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gen A/I sucks so bad and if you use it you also suck so bad sorry I don't make the rules that's just how it is!
January 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
gen A/I sucks so bad and if you use it you also suck so bad sorry I don't make the rules that's just how it is!
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I read your draft and wow, I feel like I'm being sentenced to death. Paragraphed to smithereens. It's painful.
January 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I read your draft and wow, I feel like I'm being sentenced to death. Paragraphed to smithereens. It's painful.
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norovirus had me bargaining with gods whose names came to me in the fog of the suffering
January 8, 2025 at 3:48 AM
norovirus had me bargaining with gods whose names came to me in the fog of the suffering
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The Big Lebowski is like watching someone do a blind playthrough of a point and click adventure game and get everything right first try
January 8, 2025 at 2:04 AM
The Big Lebowski is like watching someone do a blind playthrough of a point and click adventure game and get everything right first try