Mister Teapot
@teapotbird.bsky.social
Custodian. Grotesquely neurodivergent. God's working on me. Resident of the Lands Whose Waters Reflect the Clouds.
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Mister Teapot
@teapotbird.bsky.social
· Sep 20
Japan: “‘Stand Up Comedy’ implies the existence of ‘Sit Down Comedy.’”
Japan: *invents Raguko*
Japan: *invents Raguko*
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I didn't actually realize it was nearly universal in the Americas
December 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I didn't actually realize it was nearly universal in the Americas
The press has abdicated
December 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
The press has abdicated
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no one has ever gotten the spirit of our country as right as paul verhoeven making robocop
"Soon, CNN will run live odds on world events where its viewers can gamble on them in real time on their smartphones."
CNN Partners With a Gambling App That Lets You Wager on Starvation in Gaza
The app company’s two biggest investors are also heavily invested in the Israeli military.
truthout.org
December 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
no one has ever gotten the spirit of our country as right as paul verhoeven making robocop
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happy bday English writer Christina Rossetti, b.1830.
“What are heavy? sea-sand and sorrow.
What are brief? today and tomorrow.
What are frail? spring blossoms and youth.
What are deep? the ocean and truth.”
“What are heavy? sea-sand and sorrow.
What are brief? today and tomorrow.
What are frail? spring blossoms and youth.
What are deep? the ocean and truth.”
December 5, 2025 at 11:58 AM
happy bday English writer Christina Rossetti, b.1830.
“What are heavy? sea-sand and sorrow.
What are brief? today and tomorrow.
What are frail? spring blossoms and youth.
What are deep? the ocean and truth.”
“What are heavy? sea-sand and sorrow.
What are brief? today and tomorrow.
What are frail? spring blossoms and youth.
What are deep? the ocean and truth.”
I just shouted "Come on, SUFFER" in an exasperated tone.
We JUST debuted Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator's Steam page at the PC Gaming Show: Most Wanted showcase--and you can PLAY THE DEMO TODAY!
💰Day trade as a series of weirdoes across the universe
🙏Owe a loan shark who can legally kill you
💵Short a baby
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
💰Day trade as a series of weirdoes across the universe
🙏Owe a loan shark who can legally kill you
💵Short a baby
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
December 5, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I just shouted "Come on, SUFFER" in an exasperated tone.
Look I have a negative amount of sympathy for him but I just flew east across 3 time zones on a redeye, can relate.
December 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Look I have a negative amount of sympathy for him but I just flew east across 3 time zones on a redeye, can relate.
Finally watched Weapons on the flight back. If this is the kind of movie one makes while on a gallon of pcp, we need to start spiking all the LaCroix in Hollywood
December 3, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Finally watched Weapons on the flight back. If this is the kind of movie one makes while on a gallon of pcp, we need to start spiking all the LaCroix in Hollywood
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
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i'm actually struck by how pete hegseth isn't just a cowardly man but a capital-c Coward. a guy who gets off on abusing and hurting people he thinks are weaker than him and then tries to run and hide when there might be consequences
December 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
i'm actually struck by how pete hegseth isn't just a cowardly man but a capital-c Coward. a guy who gets off on abusing and hurting people he thinks are weaker than him and then tries to run and hide when there might be consequences
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The friend enemy distinction is ubiquitous right now on right and left and it dominates our capacity to process new information or speak about the flaws on our own side.
December 2, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The friend enemy distinction is ubiquitous right now on right and left and it dominates our capacity to process new information or speak about the flaws on our own side.
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, snakes began manifesting in my house physically.
December 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, snakes began manifesting in my house physically.
It's 2025, no one cares whether or not Die Hard is a Christmas Movie.
We need to find out if Uncut Gems is a Passover Movie
We need to find out if Uncut Gems is a Passover Movie
December 2, 2025 at 5:44 AM
It's 2025, no one cares whether or not Die Hard is a Christmas Movie.
We need to find out if Uncut Gems is a Passover Movie
We need to find out if Uncut Gems is a Passover Movie
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
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It's just so stupid that we're in a situation where a bigot can get a minority fired for not respecting the bigot's beliefs. The tolerance paradox except you only tolerate intolerance
December 1, 2025 at 6:43 PM
It's just so stupid that we're in a situation where a bigot can get a minority fired for not respecting the bigot's beliefs. The tolerance paradox except you only tolerate intolerance
A dragon jealously guarding her hoard.
December 1, 2025 at 6:37 PM
A dragon jealously guarding her hoard.
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THERE GOES MR SKINFLINT
THERE GOES MR GREED
THE UNDISPUTED MASTER OF
THE UNDERHANDED DEED
HE CHARGES FOLKS A FORTUNE
FOR HIS DARK AND DRAFTY HOUSES
US POOR FOLK LIVE IN MISERY
*it's even worse for mouses*
THERE GOES MR GREED
THE UNDISPUTED MASTER OF
THE UNDERHANDED DEED
HE CHARGES FOLKS A FORTUNE
FOR HIS DARK AND DRAFTY HOUSES
US POOR FOLK LIVE IN MISERY
*it's even worse for mouses*
November 23, 2025 at 6:45 AM
THERE GOES MR SKINFLINT
THERE GOES MR GREED
THE UNDISPUTED MASTER OF
THE UNDERHANDED DEED
HE CHARGES FOLKS A FORTUNE
FOR HIS DARK AND DRAFTY HOUSES
US POOR FOLK LIVE IN MISERY
*it's even worse for mouses*
THERE GOES MR GREED
THE UNDISPUTED MASTER OF
THE UNDERHANDED DEED
HE CHARGES FOLKS A FORTUNE
FOR HIS DARK AND DRAFTY HOUSES
US POOR FOLK LIVE IN MISERY
*it's even worse for mouses*
IN AND AROUND THE LAKE
November 30, 2025 at 5:50 AM
IN AND AROUND THE LAKE
"LLMs are harmful and need to be regulated at the very least" and "LLMs are literally just guessing which words follow which" are not contradictory statements.
November 30, 2025 at 5:48 AM
"LLMs are harmful and need to be regulated at the very least" and "LLMs are literally just guessing which words follow which" are not contradictory statements.
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“No,” peeped Frog, who looked very, very small.
November 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
“No,” peeped Frog, who looked very, very small.
Look you can say "lol it's just rats fleeing a sinking ship" all you want and in many cases you are right. I'm just glad that more people are breaking with Trump and that they're being public about it.
November 30, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Look you can say "lol it's just rats fleeing a sinking ship" all you want and in many cases you are right. I'm just glad that more people are breaking with Trump and that they're being public about it.
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when a comediän jaçks-œff in front of women nònconsensűally
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
when a comediän jaçks-œff in front of women nònconsensűally
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread