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This ended in violence, like it always does.
December 15, 2025 at 5:30 PM
This ended in violence, like it always does.
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eBay option to fight the other bidder in the parking lot like gentlemen
December 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
eBay option to fight the other bidder in the parking lot like gentlemen
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happy birthday to strawberry king 🎈 💫
December 7, 2025 at 10:05 AM
happy birthday to strawberry king 🎈 💫
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Greatest plot twist since Sixth Sense.
December 7, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Greatest plot twist since Sixth Sense.
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You ever think about how conscious time is basically the most valuable thing we have and it’s been commodified for us to labor for other people’s benefit and all the objects around the world are the embodiment of people’s lives spent on this process :)
December 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
You ever think about how conscious time is basically the most valuable thing we have and it’s been commodified for us to labor for other people’s benefit and all the objects around the world are the embodiment of people’s lives spent on this process :)
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Trump's white nationalist aides are churning out vile videos glorifying migrant suffering. But Trump-MAGA are *losing* the online culture wars over deportations, because the humane side is info-warring better.
Check out @paulwaldman.bsky.social and me on this:
newrepublic.com/article/2038...
Check out @paulwaldman.bsky.social and me on this:
newrepublic.com/article/2038...
December 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Trump's white nationalist aides are churning out vile videos glorifying migrant suffering. But Trump-MAGA are *losing* the online culture wars over deportations, because the humane side is info-warring better.
Check out @paulwaldman.bsky.social and me on this:
newrepublic.com/article/2038...
Check out @paulwaldman.bsky.social and me on this:
newrepublic.com/article/2038...
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This was one of my favorite stories of this past year.
“There is a future in which a new virus sweeps the land before the last one has even fizzled out. If you catch it, your eyes bleed and you develop a craving for brains. On the news, there are stories about people holding bite parties to get it over with.” www.uncannymagazine.com/article/10-v...
2/2
2/2
10 Visions of the Future; or, Self-Care for the End of Days - Uncanny Magazine
1. There is a future in which a hellgate opens off the coast of California. It happens at midnight on the first day of the new year, which is sooner than anyone expected. The waters rise and we are fo...
www.uncannymagazine.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
This was one of my favorite stories of this past year.
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tfw mother won’t give you a second dinner
November 30, 2025 at 4:10 AM
tfw mother won’t give you a second dinner
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me deleting my tiktok comments just so i stop getting notifications from them
November 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
me deleting my tiktok comments just so i stop getting notifications from them
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guy looked like a make a wish kid meeting Mamdani
November 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
guy looked like a make a wish kid meeting Mamdani
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Marc Chagall, Belarusian-French (1887-1985), Model, 1910, oil on canvas, 62 x 51.5 cm, private collection
November 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Marc Chagall, Belarusian-French (1887-1985), Model, 1910, oil on canvas, 62 x 51.5 cm, private collection
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Discourse:
50 ml tequila
20 ml blue curaçao
15 ml lime juice
(It’s a standard margarita with curaçao as the orange liquor instead of triple sex so I could make this joke)
50 ml tequila
20 ml blue curaçao
15 ml lime juice
(It’s a standard margarita with curaçao as the orange liquor instead of triple sex so I could make this joke)
November 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Discourse:
50 ml tequila
20 ml blue curaçao
15 ml lime juice
(It’s a standard margarita with curaçao as the orange liquor instead of triple sex so I could make this joke)
50 ml tequila
20 ml blue curaçao
15 ml lime juice
(It’s a standard margarita with curaçao as the orange liquor instead of triple sex so I could make this joke)
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🎄 Steve's Shenanigans Mug!🎄https://inotternews.etsy.com/listing/1876222083
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
🎄 Steve's Shenanigans Mug!🎄https://inotternews.etsy.com/listing/1876222083
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ouroboreos
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
ouroboreos
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
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And it's ok to say it loud that you've had an abortion. For whatever reason. No justification is needed. #abortionishealthcare
a reminder that with conservatism on a rise overall talking about sex, sexuality, sensuality, and intimacy openly, honestly, and often is a form of rebellion
November 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
And it's ok to say it loud that you've had an abortion. For whatever reason. No justification is needed. #abortionishealthcare
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I encounter a shocking number of people like this on a semi-regular basis (always seem to have a strong opinion on how others should look/act/etc.) and I genuinely would love to know where all this anger for people who aren't doing a damn thing to them comes from. Like, mind your own business weirdo
November 3, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I encounter a shocking number of people like this on a semi-regular basis (always seem to have a strong opinion on how others should look/act/etc.) and I genuinely would love to know where all this anger for people who aren't doing a damn thing to them comes from. Like, mind your own business weirdo
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Is "conservatism" just an ideological pretext for being an asshole?
Discuss.
Discuss.
November 3, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Is "conservatism" just an ideological pretext for being an asshole?
Discuss.
Discuss.
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Lunch!
homemade french onion soup (from a big batch I froze) w/ German butter cheese and homemade croutons
grilled sandwich (homemade cheddar bread, ajvar, dill Havarti, olives, roasted red peppers)
homemade french onion soup (from a big batch I froze) w/ German butter cheese and homemade croutons
grilled sandwich (homemade cheddar bread, ajvar, dill Havarti, olives, roasted red peppers)
October 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Lunch!
homemade french onion soup (from a big batch I froze) w/ German butter cheese and homemade croutons
grilled sandwich (homemade cheddar bread, ajvar, dill Havarti, olives, roasted red peppers)
homemade french onion soup (from a big batch I froze) w/ German butter cheese and homemade croutons
grilled sandwich (homemade cheddar bread, ajvar, dill Havarti, olives, roasted red peppers)
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#FindsFriday with some Roman Glass from various forts along the Antonine wall at the Hunterian Museum, Glasgow
October 24, 2025 at 7:19 AM
#FindsFriday with some Roman Glass from various forts along the Antonine wall at the Hunterian Museum, Glasgow
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Most of Harpo's stuffies had a story, as I bought very few of them myself. A stuffy lore series was one of the many great ideas I did not follow through on when he was alive. Better late than never!
ko-fi.com/post/Stuffy-...
ko-fi.com/post/Stuffy-...
October 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Most of Harpo's stuffies had a story, as I bought very few of them myself. A stuffy lore series was one of the many great ideas I did not follow through on when he was alive. Better late than never!
ko-fi.com/post/Stuffy-...
ko-fi.com/post/Stuffy-...
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Just want to remind everyone that little moments of joy are so important right now.
For instance, my cat does not understand the human concept of kisses beyond Incoming Nose = Love. So every time she’s happy, she’ll smush her face or shove her nose into ours.
Please share your joys with us.
For instance, my cat does not understand the human concept of kisses beyond Incoming Nose = Love. So every time she’s happy, she’ll smush her face or shove her nose into ours.
Please share your joys with us.
October 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Just want to remind everyone that little moments of joy are so important right now.
For instance, my cat does not understand the human concept of kisses beyond Incoming Nose = Love. So every time she’s happy, she’ll smush her face or shove her nose into ours.
Please share your joys with us.
For instance, my cat does not understand the human concept of kisses beyond Incoming Nose = Love. So every time she’s happy, she’ll smush her face or shove her nose into ours.
Please share your joys with us.
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Having some sushi and reading a seasonally appropriate micro history
October 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Having some sushi and reading a seasonally appropriate micro history
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The ascendency of the "normie liberal guy with good hygiene who can hold a conversation about topics he's not interested in, doesn't care about gambling or crypto, and can crack a good joke" is upon us
October 3, 2025 at 3:42 AM
The ascendency of the "normie liberal guy with good hygiene who can hold a conversation about topics he's not interested in, doesn't care about gambling or crypto, and can crack a good joke" is upon us