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In my opinion it’s time to retire the Nobel prizes for fields where most of the important discoveries have already been made, like physics, and add prizes for newer fields where substantial innovations occur every year, like speedrunning
October 11, 2025 at 1:21 PM
In my opinion it’s time to retire the Nobel prizes for fields where most of the important discoveries have already been made, like physics, and add prizes for newer fields where substantial innovations occur every year, like speedrunning
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So the US is now kidnapping whole families and trafficking them to random countries that the US has coerced into imprisoning them for some unspecified period of time
Unreal. The US government is dumping Asian and African families and children in random countries that they have no connection to. Dumping, not "deporting." Deportation implies the return of a person to their home country. This is treating people like toxic waste.
www.cbsnews.com/news/us-depo...
www.cbsnews.com/news/us-depo...
February 15, 2025 at 2:18 PM
So the US is now kidnapping whole families and trafficking them to random countries that the US has coerced into imprisoning them for some unspecified period of time
nobody says shucks anymore and I just know it’s because some oyster got offended one time
January 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
nobody says shucks anymore and I just know it’s because some oyster got offended one time
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Was the hundreds of millions of dollars we've burned through wisely allocated? Perhaps not. But did we learn a valuable lesson? Also no.
January 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Was the hundreds of millions of dollars we've burned through wisely allocated? Perhaps not. But did we learn a valuable lesson? Also no.
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this is the most deliberate sieg heil performed since 1945, man. how is it possible we are gonna debate "what it is." this is a guy who barely knows how to jump, he's not accidentally doing all that
January 20, 2025 at 11:11 PM
this is the most deliberate sieg heil performed since 1945, man. how is it possible we are gonna debate "what it is." this is a guy who barely knows how to jump, he's not accidentally doing all that
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Hey I called it
Elon: “Heil Hitler”
the press: “hmmm I wonder what he means by this”
the press: “hmmm I wonder what he means by this”
January 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Hey I called it
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Everyone should play Pentiment
January 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Everyone should play Pentiment
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I'm sorta a student of comedy. To me, there's nothing funnier than the funniest joke in the world
December 14, 2024 at 12:14 AM
I'm sorta a student of comedy. To me, there's nothing funnier than the funniest joke in the world
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They stopped making ghosts just after the civil war. You’ll never see a ghost with a man bun or hitting a juul
July 8, 2023 at 3:03 PM
They stopped making ghosts just after the civil war. You’ll never see a ghost with a man bun or hitting a juul
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damn yeah that's so fucked up to monetize content about murder... hey don't you work for like, the news
We can all hate insurance companies without cheering the murder of someone or worse, trying to monetize content about that murder.
Really gross day on the internet today.
Really gross day on the internet today.
December 6, 2024 at 12:31 AM
damn yeah that's so fucked up to monetize content about murder... hey don't you work for like, the news
very unfair to all the other dogs that mine actually will, in fact, live forever
December 3, 2024 at 5:58 AM
very unfair to all the other dogs that mine actually will, in fact, live forever
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ben shapiro sounds like something a wizard says when he wants somewhere to sit down at the park
November 29, 2024 at 7:13 AM
ben shapiro sounds like something a wizard says when he wants somewhere to sit down at the park
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we know america is evil just eat the turkey
November 28, 2024 at 9:26 PM
we know america is evil just eat the turkey
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the creation of the spicy italian sandwich is the closest humanity has gotten to touching god
November 27, 2024 at 12:09 AM
the creation of the spicy italian sandwich is the closest humanity has gotten to touching god
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“can you believe the average american doesn’t even know what a tariff is??” Yes. Of course I can do that.
November 26, 2024 at 2:46 AM
“can you believe the average american doesn’t even know what a tariff is??” Yes. Of course I can do that.
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Move to Chicago!
It will not solve any of your problems but at least you’ll be in Chicago.
It will not solve any of your problems but at least you’ll be in Chicago.
November 24, 2024 at 11:54 PM
Move to Chicago!
It will not solve any of your problems but at least you’ll be in Chicago.
It will not solve any of your problems but at least you’ll be in Chicago.
caught in a cycle of reading 1000-page books and then avoiding thinking about words for 6 months
November 23, 2024 at 6:47 PM
caught in a cycle of reading 1000-page books and then avoiding thinking about words for 6 months
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The "bluesky is an echo chamber" think pieces that keep popping up really tickle me because they show how certain people genuinely believe social media should be for debating and arguing and not talking about the things that make you happy and sharing art with the world.
November 22, 2024 at 12:57 PM
The "bluesky is an echo chamber" think pieces that keep popping up really tickle me because they show how certain people genuinely believe social media should be for debating and arguing and not talking about the things that make you happy and sharing art with the world.
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Just fluoridated another conservative child by blowdart. I can do this all 4 years
November 23, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Just fluoridated another conservative child by blowdart. I can do this all 4 years
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me and the boys trying to remember what we were talking about
June 18, 2023 at 4:22 PM
me and the boys trying to remember what we were talking about
one of those powerpoint parties your terminally online friends put together where you present on Nicole Kidman’s love of film and don’t bring up her funny little commercial once
November 23, 2024 at 2:25 AM
one of those powerpoint parties your terminally online friends put together where you present on Nicole Kidman’s love of film and don’t bring up her funny little commercial once
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Therapists should have to work in pairs, each trying to persuade you to take their advice, and one of them should be evil
November 19, 2024 at 4:39 AM
Therapists should have to work in pairs, each trying to persuade you to take their advice, and one of them should be evil
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democrats are like “we did a bunch of weak sauce means-tested technocratic bullshit that nobody even noticed and then we didn’t even get any credit for it”
November 22, 2024 at 4:18 AM
democrats are like “we did a bunch of weak sauce means-tested technocratic bullshit that nobody even noticed and then we didn’t even get any credit for it”