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Tad Cooler
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If I had a tail, I'd swat the flies.
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From an email to one of our faculty members....

Not even Plato can escape censorship at Texas A&M!
January 6, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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Professor Fired for Charlie Kirk Post Gets $500,000 From School, Is Reinstated
Professor Fired for Charlie Kirk Post Gets $500,000 From School, Is Reinstated
Professor Darren Michael has reportedly been reinstated and given $50,000 after being fired over posts about assassinated conservative activist Charlie Kirk. The post Professor Fired for Charlie Kirk Post Gets $500,000 From School, Is Reinstated first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
January 7, 2026 at 3:09 AM
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Fifties ladies from Nugget Magazine, 1957.
January 7, 2026 at 1:23 AM
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He instantly becomes the leading candidate for the top job available - (scans list) - Baltimore
January 6, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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It’s been 5 years since Heaven gained an angel at the Capitol building that day. I’ll never forgive them police for making you set your taser off on your balls. We miss you PawPaw.
January 6, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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If your faith requires "damage control" because your kid might learn that gay people EXIST, the problem isn’t the book.

It’s your religion.

Unfortunately, because of SCOTUS, a judge has sided with the Christian dad.

www.friendlyatheist.com/p/judge-says...
Judge says school must shield kindergartner from all things LGBTQ at Christian dad's demand
A federal ruling has forced a public school to accommodate one Christian parent’s faith-based hostility
www.friendlyatheist.com
January 6, 2026 at 2:11 PM
On the sixth day of January my true love gave to me

Two shrunken testicles
And a Ford F250
January 6, 2026 at 3:29 PM
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Fun fact for all the parents out there: HBO Max has new Looney Tunes episodes and they're really good
January 6, 2026 at 3:48 AM
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CNN put together a montage of Trump being vocally against regime change before he fell in love with it
January 6, 2026 at 2:09 AM
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New — I wrote about how corporate media is immediately siding with power in the wake of Trump attacking Venezuela and capturing Maduro, and how journalists need to treat the administration as a hostile entity that’s openly lying to them.
Call Trump's power grab in Venezuela what it is
Corporate media must recognize they're being openly lied to—and report accordingly.
www.thehandbasket.co
January 6, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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[as serious as a heart attack] Now that's what I call music
The Billboard Modern Rock tracks from 30 years ago

Jesus Christ
January 5, 2026 at 2:09 AM
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And that's why my generation is the best, the music was so good it softened us up while the computer snuck up on us around back and hit us on the head five hundred times with a hammer that makes you a capitalist and transphobic.
Was gonna say OLP Clumsy clears the board but then I kept reading what felt like 1,000 more all timers but I’ll stand by the gut instinct take
The Billboard Modern Rock tracks from 30 years ago

Jesus Christ
January 5, 2026 at 2:17 AM
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.

Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM
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Criminals fleeing New York as Mamdani takes charge
Some news — George Santos has fled NYC due to Zohran Mamdani.
January 2, 2026 at 5:27 AM
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Resisting him almost always works, trying to bargain with him never ever works
December 31, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Nothing comes out of these water jets but lies and insinuations. Why did I buy a j'accuzzi?
December 31, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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October-7th and what followed have radicalized me very hard against ethnonationalism. Just legions of people on every side who should and absolutely do know better saying “ok but [attrocity] is good when it’s us tho” and being taken seriously for some reason. Fuck your blood and fuck your soil.
I read Just and Unjust Wars and it’s so funny how much of his stuff post-October 7 is him saying things he said were wrong in his book are okay when Israel does it
December 28, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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the democratic party peacefully transferred power to trump
December 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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"everyone grieves differently"

Erika Kirk:
December 30, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Reasons not to get your weather info from your phone app:

1. We’re getting a half inch of snow Tuesday morning

2. The high of 31° will be around 10/11pm. Afternoon temps will be in the low/mid 20s

3. The high of 26° Wednesday will be at 12am. Afternoon temps will be around 10°
December 30, 2025 at 4:03 AM
wow, sorry. deleting now. I didn't know she was born without a bellybutton.
December 30, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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Wow! Now to google if Harris did in fact win hmmm-- oh. Oh you're not going to believe this.
It’s good Kamala Harris spent her money campaigning and not doing mutual aid! Generally we need candidates to try to win!
Kamala Harris literally wasted a billion and a half dollars but sure, okay, Kat Abughazaleh's way of doing things is the problem. Okay.
December 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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erika kirk and JD vance planning the first annual Charlie Kirk Memorial Charity Gala
December 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM