Ben
@thebeedub.bsky.social
Dogs. Records. Food.
Still searching for a sock I lost in 1996.
Still searching for a sock I lost in 1996.
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Gen X rawdogging is sending a fax without a cover letter
December 29, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Gen X rawdogging is sending a fax without a cover letter
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What can I say when I’m crabby or snarky or annoyed or impatient he makes me laugh and all is right again for a while
December 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
What can I say when I’m crabby or snarky or annoyed or impatient he makes me laugh and all is right again for a while
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I went to the grocery store for the first time since Christmas. Bleary eyed, I turned slightly away from the overhead lights. The other shoppers looked surprised to be there as well. It was everyone’s first day of life.
December 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I went to the grocery store for the first time since Christmas. Bleary eyed, I turned slightly away from the overhead lights. The other shoppers looked surprised to be there as well. It was everyone’s first day of life.
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Happy night 3 of The Week outside time and of cheese to all who celebrate
December 29, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Happy night 3 of The Week outside time and of cheese to all who celebrate
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I’ll draw a partial sun in the upper corner of the paper, but I’m gonna give it a full smiley face and some rays. We’re all doing the best we can.
December 29, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I’ll draw a partial sun in the upper corner of the paper, but I’m gonna give it a full smiley face and some rays. We’re all doing the best we can.
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Never trust a dentist that advertises on Facebook Marketplace.
December 29, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Never trust a dentist that advertises on Facebook Marketplace.
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I have worked it out so that if a genie ever gives me three wishes I can help humanity but also do something about these chin hairs
December 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I have worked it out so that if a genie ever gives me three wishes I can help humanity but also do something about these chin hairs
Calories consumed between xmas and new year’s do not count on your permanent record
December 29, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Calories consumed between xmas and new year’s do not count on your permanent record
Living in the south, I don’t ever hope to eat a really good bagel. Only one that’s better than expected…
December 28, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Living in the south, I don’t ever hope to eat a really good bagel. Only one that’s better than expected…
Postcards from the Edge is a criminally under appreciated movie
December 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Postcards from the Edge is a criminally under appreciated movie
I could eat an entire pie right now with little effort
December 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I could eat an entire pie right now with little effort
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to those who celebrate
December 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
to those who celebrate
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I purposely took a tolerance break for a couple of months. Just so I could be high as hell all day today. Merry Christmas to me.
December 25, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I purposely took a tolerance break for a couple of months. Just so I could be high as hell all day today. Merry Christmas to me.
Steaming and prepped, ready for the oven. Merry Xmas everyone.
December 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Steaming and prepped, ready for the oven. Merry Xmas everyone.
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In an absolute first, I had to make the very difficult decision mid-shop to divide the grocery store list into two trips. Gonna have to go back in disguise.
December 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
In an absolute first, I had to make the very difficult decision mid-shop to divide the grocery store list into two trips. Gonna have to go back in disguise.
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The store is out of peppermint extract, so I looked up to see if I could use something else and it turns out you can easily make it. You just need some fresh mint leaves, some vodka, and a number of months.
December 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The store is out of peppermint extract, so I looked up to see if I could use something else and it turns out you can easily make it. You just need some fresh mint leaves, some vodka, and a number of months.
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Is this shit posting?
I feel like this is shit posting
I feel like this is shit posting
December 20, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Is this shit posting?
I feel like this is shit posting
I feel like this is shit posting
Greetings from your late 50s, where getting same day replacements for broken refrigerator shelves evokes pure bliss…
December 20, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Greetings from your late 50s, where getting same day replacements for broken refrigerator shelves evokes pure bliss…
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I went into an extremely crowded store. I had a cart and there was nowhere to push it and nowhere to put it and nowhere to stop and look. When I went to the next store, I did not get a cart. Freedom washed over me. Zipping through crowds, light on my feet, an unencumbered sprite.
December 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I went into an extremely crowded store. I had a cart and there was nowhere to push it and nowhere to put it and nowhere to stop and look. When I went to the next store, I did not get a cart. Freedom washed over me. Zipping through crowds, light on my feet, an unencumbered sprite.
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You will be visited by 3 ghosts
December 18, 2025 at 9:09 PM
You will be visited by 3 ghosts
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Tonight I learned you can start a sweet potato on fire in the microwave
December 18, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Tonight I learned you can start a sweet potato on fire in the microwave