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i think what gets overlooked is that part of the humor and charm of edits like these is that you're perfectly aware that someone sat down and spent their own time making it. they chose to do something cool or silly or stupid or genius, regardless of the results
that human element elevates the work
that human element elevates the work
Who needs AI when we had stuff like this? I’ll take photoshop edits over the slop any day
December 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
i think what gets overlooked is that part of the humor and charm of edits like these is that you're perfectly aware that someone sat down and spent their own time making it. they chose to do something cool or silly or stupid or genius, regardless of the results
that human element elevates the work
that human element elevates the work
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I believe this is what people mean by "gooning"
Please enjoy this photo of the Horace and Jasper bodypillows my aunt crafted for me when I was 5 years old and brain-meltingly obsessed with 101 Dalmatians.
December 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I believe this is what people mean by "gooning"
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throbbing and heaving just below the surface of the sea
December 26, 2025 at 3:47 AM
throbbing and heaving just below the surface of the sea
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everything was filled with sperm, except the captain’s pantaloons pockets
December 26, 2025 at 5:47 AM
everything was filled with sperm, except the captain’s pantaloons pockets
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The US State Department is now going to be deporting people and/or revoking visas over Benz, Taibbi, and Shellenberger’s “censorship industrial complex” hoax.
Let that sink in. This is what the Twitter Files pretext was actually about. Water boys for authoritarians.
www.state.gov/releases/off...
Let that sink in. This is what the Twitter Files pretext was actually about. Water boys for authoritarians.
www.state.gov/releases/off...
Announcement of Actions to Combat the Global Censorship-Industrial Complex - United States Department of State
The State Department is taking decisive action against five individuals who have led organized efforts to coerce American platforms to censor, demonetize, and suppress American viewpoints they oppose....
www.state.gov
December 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM
The US State Department is now going to be deporting people and/or revoking visas over Benz, Taibbi, and Shellenberger’s “censorship industrial complex” hoax.
Let that sink in. This is what the Twitter Files pretext was actually about. Water boys for authoritarians.
www.state.gov/releases/off...
Let that sink in. This is what the Twitter Files pretext was actually about. Water boys for authoritarians.
www.state.gov/releases/off...
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his head was phrenologically an excellent one
December 24, 2025 at 7:47 AM
his head was phrenologically an excellent one
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It was an unforgivable dereliction of duty that the majority of elected congressional Republican office holders were not in prison for open insurrection by March 2021.
I think it’s a reflection of their own attitudes. Both Biden and they were trying to live in a fantasy where those 4 years were a return to normalcy as opposed to the most urgent moment in American history to preserve what was left of democracy.
December 24, 2025 at 4:35 AM
It was an unforgivable dereliction of duty that the majority of elected congressional Republican office holders were not in prison for open insurrection by March 2021.
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And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was present at the end of the universe, having witnessed every black hole evaporate and every proton decay. Even so, Death would not come.
December 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was present at the end of the universe, having witnessed every black hole evaporate and every proton decay. Even so, Death would not come.
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Along with the bogus redactions, it seems pretty clear they're releasing a bunch of hoaxes and spurious tips and such, of which there are plenty as you'd expect, deliberately disconnected from investigative assessments of their credibility in order to create confusion and cast doubt on all of it.
December 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Along with the bogus redactions, it seems pretty clear they're releasing a bunch of hoaxes and spurious tips and such, of which there are plenty as you'd expect, deliberately disconnected from investigative assessments of their credibility in order to create confusion and cast doubt on all of it.
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For Jesus’ birthday this year, he’s asking for affordable housing, universal healthcare, and for people to stop using his name to explain why they’re being cruel to strangers.
December 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
For Jesus’ birthday this year, he’s asking for affordable housing, universal healthcare, and for people to stop using his name to explain why they’re being cruel to strangers.
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The conviction I will take to my grave - however prematurely - is that evil can be eloquent but it cannot be intelligent.
Evil shits where it eats.
Evil overextends itself.
Evil wages war on reality. Good luck with that.
This is going to end, and then - as ever - young people will dance and build
Evil shits where it eats.
Evil overextends itself.
Evil wages war on reality. Good luck with that.
This is going to end, and then - as ever - young people will dance and build
they are not brilliant.
the billionaires and institutions in this country are just more craven than we could have ever imagined, even in our most cynical imaginings.
(don't tell me you could imagine. I won't give you a medal.)
the billionaires and institutions in this country are just more craven than we could have ever imagined, even in our most cynical imaginings.
(don't tell me you could imagine. I won't give you a medal.)
December 22, 2025 at 6:54 AM
The conviction I will take to my grave - however prematurely - is that evil can be eloquent but it cannot be intelligent.
Evil shits where it eats.
Evil overextends itself.
Evil wages war on reality. Good luck with that.
This is going to end, and then - as ever - young people will dance and build
Evil shits where it eats.
Evil overextends itself.
Evil wages war on reality. Good luck with that.
This is going to end, and then - as ever - young people will dance and build
enough time has passed that I can say that "myrrh" was a diabolical wordle. I did not get that shit
December 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
enough time has passed that I can say that "myrrh" was a diabolical wordle. I did not get that shit
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HATCH THE FROZEN FLESH EGG
December 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
HATCH THE FROZEN FLESH EGG
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I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap
December 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap
I thought "airing dirty laundry" wasn't a literal thing
December 21, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I thought "airing dirty laundry" wasn't a literal thing
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BLAH-DOW!!!!!!!!
December 20, 2025 at 7:55 PM
BLAH-DOW!!!!!!!!
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Picard morality tip: If one side of a conflict preaches purity of bloodline above communal benefit for all, join the other side.
November 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Picard morality tip: If one side of a conflict preaches purity of bloodline above communal benefit for all, join the other side.
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"you're a man"
ad hominem
"you were born a boy"
sunk cost fallacy
"you're amab"
false dichotomy
"you have xy chromosomes"
false equivalence
"trans people are mentally ill"
non sequitur
"changing your sex isn't possible"
skill issue
ad hominem
"you were born a boy"
sunk cost fallacy
"you're amab"
false dichotomy
"you have xy chromosomes"
false equivalence
"trans people are mentally ill"
non sequitur
"changing your sex isn't possible"
skill issue
December 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
"you're a man"
ad hominem
"you were born a boy"
sunk cost fallacy
"you're amab"
false dichotomy
"you have xy chromosomes"
false equivalence
"trans people are mentally ill"
non sequitur
"changing your sex isn't possible"
skill issue
ad hominem
"you were born a boy"
sunk cost fallacy
"you're amab"
false dichotomy
"you have xy chromosomes"
false equivalence
"trans people are mentally ill"
non sequitur
"changing your sex isn't possible"
skill issue
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imagine if everyone had this level of acceptance
January 17, 2025 at 2:58 AM
imagine if everyone had this level of acceptance
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what a fucked weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:38 AM
what a fucked weekend
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Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."
December 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."
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Grandchildren Politely Decline David Cronenberg’s Bedtime Story Offer https://theonion.com/grandchildren-politely-decline-david-cronenbergs-bedtime-story-offer/
December 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Grandchildren Politely Decline David Cronenberg’s Bedtime Story Offer https://theonion.com/grandchildren-politely-decline-david-cronenbergs-bedtime-story-offer/
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Every year another Doom birthday rolls by and reminds me of the same thing:
I never actually launched the project I started five years ago with @textfiles.com
Today, I finally fix that.
I never actually launched the project I started five years ago with @textfiles.com
Today, I finally fix that.
December 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Every year another Doom birthday rolls by and reminds me of the same thing:
I never actually launched the project I started five years ago with @textfiles.com
Today, I finally fix that.
I never actually launched the project I started five years ago with @textfiles.com
Today, I finally fix that.