The Chimpy Man
@thechimpyman.bsky.social
Part man, part freaky monkey thing. Steam/XBL/PSN tag - TheChimpyMan. Switch tag - Chimpy Man. Also on Mastodon.
The AI-generated Akuma has returned. Gonna have to thump it into its skull again that it isn't welcome here.
December 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
The AI-generated Akuma has returned. Gonna have to thump it into its skull again that it isn't welcome here.
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Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
BOSTON—Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. “We’re cal...
theonion.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
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Pretty sure this guy is doing a bit but A) there's no way to know and B) the thought of infinite groverhausen is very appealing
December 1, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Pretty sure this guy is doing a bit but A) there's no way to know and B) the thought of infinite groverhausen is very appealing
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Michelle Mone who got paid nearly triple the cost of her useless PPE, is still jetting and sailing around the world in her megayacht with her £232m.
Crime pays when you are rich, because they never send you to jail.
Crime pays when you are rich, because they never send you to jail.
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Michelle Mone who got paid nearly triple the cost of her useless PPE, is still jetting and sailing around the world in her megayacht with her £232m.
Crime pays when you are rich, because they never send you to jail.
Crime pays when you are rich, because they never send you to jail.
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prison is the moderate position
If a man personally implicated in war crimes can remain atop the Pentagon, why would he stand by and risk his freedom should Vance (or Trump again) lose the 2028 election?
And unless Bradley sees the inside of a brig, the message to USSOCOM's chain of command is that no action is impermissible.
And unless Bradley sees the inside of a brig, the message to USSOCOM's chain of command is that no action is impermissible.
Pete Hegseth And Adm. Mitch Bradley Belong In Prison
The South American boat strikes are plainly murders. Now we have the names of the murderers. Do we have the political will to lock them up?
www.forever-wars.com
December 1, 2025 at 8:09 PM
prison is the moderate position
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Either you understand that there is an organized campaign to push trans people out of public life with the explicit end goal of "morally mandating us out of existence" that is backed by some of the wealthiest individuals to have ever lived, or you're simply not equipped to grasp what's happening.
December 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Either you understand that there is an organized campaign to push trans people out of public life with the explicit end goal of "morally mandating us out of existence" that is backed by some of the wealthiest individuals to have ever lived, or you're simply not equipped to grasp what's happening.
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Donald Trump is a domestic terrorist.
“.. I believe these threats are a result of the redistricting pressure on Indiana," state Sen. Jean Leising said Monday in a statement, saying that she was the target of a pipe bomb threat over the weekend.
@nbcnews.com #redistrict
www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...
@nbcnews.com #redistrict
www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...
December 1, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Donald Trump is a domestic terrorist.
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We are watching a concerted effort to completely destroy the future happen. It's like we then turn from that and look at students and wonder why they aren't behaving like they used to. I actually appreciate that thread, it's thoughtful. But clearly its a reaction to the existential everything.
December 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
We are watching a concerted effort to completely destroy the future happen. It's like we then turn from that and look at students and wonder why they aren't behaving like they used to. I actually appreciate that thread, it's thoughtful. But clearly its a reaction to the existential everything.
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The combination of fascism covid more fascism genocide capitulation to fascism and the clear goal of AI tech bros to eradicate the workforce and make all jobs and future goals irrelevant as we all slide into poverty while eleven rich people become gods is really doing a number on us.
An issue we're seeing at all levels of university is that many students are simply refusing to do *anything*. They aren't reading the syllabus, aren't following assignment guidelines, aren't engaging with material, ignoring deadlines. And this might seem like old news, but it truly has ramped up.
December 1, 2025 at 8:02 PM
The combination of fascism covid more fascism genocide capitulation to fascism and the clear goal of AI tech bros to eradicate the workforce and make all jobs and future goals irrelevant as we all slide into poverty while eleven rich people become gods is really doing a number on us.
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It’s the racism . It’s always been the bigotry and they are taking the silences and refusal to define bigotry and rebuke to take away every single right
🚨 Ted Cruz (R-TX) has introduced legislation to effectively eliminate shareholder democracy, after shareholders of 30 out of 30 companies rejected anti-DEI proposals, most by 98-99%.
A Bill Framed as an ESG Crackdown but Written to Remove Voting Power Entirely
esgnews.com/sen-cruz-see...
A Bill Framed as an ESG Crackdown but Written to Remove Voting Power Entirely
esgnews.com/sen-cruz-see...
Sen. Cruz Seeks to Block ESG, DEI Voting in $1 Trillion Federal Retirement Plan
The bill would bar BlackRock and State Street from casting any shareholder votes tied to the $1 trillion Thrift Savings Plan
esgnews.com
December 1, 2025 at 8:05 PM
It’s the racism . It’s always been the bigotry and they are taking the silences and refusal to define bigotry and rebuke to take away every single right
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Look if you're running for office as a Dem and ever say you're working across the aisle, you're a white supremacist, or, at best, the person who wants to work with the white supremacists so you're a white supremacist. Anyway. Just a note for anyone running
Leavitt: "Refugee admissions into the country right now are essentially at 0, with the exception of Afrikaners fleeing persecution in South Africa."
December 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Look if you're running for office as a Dem and ever say you're working across the aisle, you're a white supremacist, or, at best, the person who wants to work with the white supremacists so you're a white supremacist. Anyway. Just a note for anyone running
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if wrestling is fake, explain this
December 1, 2025 at 7:44 PM
if wrestling is fake, explain this
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Oh sweet! After a rough year, the Haunted PS1 community have one last surprise to end the year on. Another Madvent Calendar!
25 spooky microgames, unlocking one a day from now until Christmas.
hauntedps1.itch.io/madvent5
25 spooky microgames, unlocking one a day from now until Christmas.
hauntedps1.itch.io/madvent5
Madvent 2025: Post-Mortem Launch Trailer
YouTube video by StageFryte
www.youtube.com
December 1, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Oh sweet! After a rough year, the Haunted PS1 community have one last surprise to end the year on. Another Madvent Calendar!
25 spooky microgames, unlocking one a day from now until Christmas.
hauntedps1.itch.io/madvent5
25 spooky microgames, unlocking one a day from now until Christmas.
hauntedps1.itch.io/madvent5
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Since the full url isn't coming through these devs are facing a 50x price hike, from ~400 USD per year to somewhere in the range of 20,500 per year. And that's with a 25,000 user cap. It's *bonkers*
automaton-media.com/en/news/japa...
Wild story, a font service was bought out by a US company and now they are absolutely dogshit and it'll particularly heavily affect JP games, especially service titles.
Wild story, a font service was bought out by a US company and now they are absolutely dogshit and it'll particularly heavily affect JP games, especially service titles.
December 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Since the full url isn't coming through these devs are facing a 50x price hike, from ~400 USD per year to somewhere in the range of 20,500 per year. And that's with a 25,000 user cap. It's *bonkers*
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The Govt of Venezuela has formally submitted a letter to OPEC claiming that the USA under Trump is attempting to seize their oil reserves through military force.
This is criminal. It is another war as Americans starve.
Dems need to demand GOP answer why they continue to stand by a fascist.
This is criminal. It is another war as Americans starve.
Dems need to demand GOP answer why they continue to stand by a fascist.
December 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
The Govt of Venezuela has formally submitted a letter to OPEC claiming that the USA under Trump is attempting to seize their oil reserves through military force.
This is criminal. It is another war as Americans starve.
Dems need to demand GOP answer why they continue to stand by a fascist.
This is criminal. It is another war as Americans starve.
Dems need to demand GOP answer why they continue to stand by a fascist.
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Come on now kids, being pressed flat between student loans, $200 grocery bills and the landlord cartel is no excuse for disappointing Wall Street
December 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Come on now kids, being pressed flat between student loans, $200 grocery bills and the landlord cartel is no excuse for disappointing Wall Street
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AI people are so fucking dumb they made a response to that post using homelander jesus christ it should be illegal to be this dumb
December 1, 2025 at 9:19 AM
AI people are so fucking dumb they made a response to that post using homelander jesus christ it should be illegal to be this dumb
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The intent of all of this is increasingly clear - it is to hound not only every trans person out of public life, but force every person who is not explicitly anti-trans either out of employment or into silence.
Sandie Peggie launches further legal action against NHS Fife
Sandie Peggie launches further legal action against NHS Fife
Ms Peggie has now expanded her case to include Carol Potter, the chief executive of NHS Fife, and its director of people and culture, David Miller.
www.bbc.com
December 1, 2025 at 4:34 PM
The intent of all of this is increasingly clear - it is to hound not only every trans person out of public life, but force every person who is not explicitly anti-trans either out of employment or into silence.
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four years back now, still a banger
certified @ryanboyd.bsky.social banger from three years back, courtesy fb memories
December 1, 2025 at 4:02 PM
four years back now, still a banger
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"Fascists simply do not care about what is true. In a deep and fundamental way, it just doesn’t matter to them. You can see that even in how Musk set up his analogy. What he posted is not even the plot of The Lord of The Rings! It is the hobbits who ultimately save Gondor, not the other way around."
Even by a Strict Definition, Elon Musk Is a Fascist
He is weaponizing Tolkien to promote violence by ‘hard men’ against Asian immigrants
www.theunpopulist.net
December 1, 2025 at 3:45 PM
"Fascists simply do not care about what is true. In a deep and fundamental way, it just doesn’t matter to them. You can see that even in how Musk set up his analogy. What he posted is not even the plot of The Lord of The Rings! It is the hobbits who ultimately save Gondor, not the other way around."
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One point that may have been lost: I’ve never seen this ad before.
It’s only when I searched for Mexican folk music tonight that YouTube started running it.
Google’s surveillance technology has enabled the government to selectively terrorize specific groups in service of white supremacy.
It’s only when I searched for Mexican folk music tonight that YouTube started running it.
Google’s surveillance technology has enabled the government to selectively terrorize specific groups in service of white supremacy.
Listening to Mexican folk music on Youtube and they're running this horrible ad urging people to self-deport.
Fuck you Kristi Noem, and fuck you Google for taking her money.
Fuck you Kristi Noem, and fuck you Google for taking her money.
December 1, 2025 at 12:58 PM
One point that may have been lost: I’ve never seen this ad before.
It’s only when I searched for Mexican folk music tonight that YouTube started running it.
Google’s surveillance technology has enabled the government to selectively terrorize specific groups in service of white supremacy.
It’s only when I searched for Mexican folk music tonight that YouTube started running it.
Google’s surveillance technology has enabled the government to selectively terrorize specific groups in service of white supremacy.