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The Chimpy Man
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Part man, part freaky monkey thing. Steam/XBL/PSN tag - TheChimpyMan. Switch tag - Chimpy Man. Also on Mastodon.
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"How dare you have an abortion, that's murder! You should get the death sentence!" is a hell of a stance to take.
This week a subcommittee in South Carolina debated S323, a bill these three MAGAs wrote that would allow executing women who get an abortion.😳

Here I include the names & numbers of these MAGA extremists in case you want to share your thoughts on their fascism.
www.qasimrashid.com/p/s-carolina...
S. Carolina RE-Intros Bill To Kill Women For Getting An Abortion
Here's what's in the bill, why it is so dangerous, and the meaningful steps you can take to fight back, support women's health, and help block this bill from becoming law
www.qasimrashid.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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ⓘ Your monkey will be automatically launched from the cannon.
November 30, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Ohh are they using AI to dub stuff now? I was watching a movie with an English dub and everyone sounded like a tiktok robot voice and they were saying things in English but I couldn't understand it because the sentences made no sense.
Don't hate watch, don't engage, ignore
November 30, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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gm
November 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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imo if you want to get back in power your slogan should be "If you elect us we will prosecute everyone in government who has violated the law"
November 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Do you use AI on the job?
Execs: 87%
Managers: 57%
Workers: 27%

You could replace execs with a magic 8 ball or that octopus that predicts World Cup outcomes and get equal or better output, imo.
Three years into the generative-AI wave, demand for the technology seems surprisingly flimsy
Investors expect AI use to soar. That’s not happening
Recent surveys point to flatlining business adoption
econ.st
November 30, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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I deleted and stopped playing Fortnite recently. It was honestly a big comfort game for me but that comfort was very quickly becoming outmatched by how uncomfortable all their decisions were making me.
SO... I'm pretty much done with Fortnite. There were statements made by Tim Sweeney saying that AI usage doesn't need to be disclosed, and then AI usage was found all over this current season- from art to sprays to in-game songs. Between that, and the upcoming shitty wizard collab... Yeah, I'm done.
November 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Amazon Fires Employee Who Tested Positive For Having Food In Their System
November 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Paul Doyle who injured more than 100 people in Liverpool has pleaded Guilty to 9 charges of Causing Grievous Bodily Harm and 17 charges of Attempting to Cause Grievous Bodily Harm.

He is a MAGA and Andrew Tate supporter.

Why do we never hear about the dangers of the Far Right?
November 29, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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People need to keep pushing until payment processors fuck off on the puritanical BS. It is sickening how they would rather lose a huge chunk of their userbase over something harmless. These people depend on Paypal for their careers, Paypal is actively fucking over everyone for, literally, no reason.
I'm devastated, if I don't find an alternative that works with argentinians I'm contemplating the worst, I can't do regular jobs, art was my job for around 15 years
I don't do nsfw even when people insist me to
my life was already crumbling and now I don't know what to do
November 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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'should trans ppl be allowed to exist?' - 'your party'

as usual just replace the word 'trans' with any other minority and ask yourself if this is even remotely acceptable.
November 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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They will never stop
BREAKING: Israeli forces have stormed the town of Sebastia, northwest of Nablus, in the occupied West Bank, report our colleagues on the ground.

🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/oapeu6
November 30, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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CEO discovers the advanced economic principle of Demand
"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."
Analysis: OpenAI is a loss-making machine, how can it survive?
Don't call it a bubble! Loss-making monster OpenAI is on the hook for $1.4 trillion (with a T) in compute commitments. How can this go on?
www.windowscentral.com
November 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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The billionaires who own much of the the infrastructure of our 21st century lives have progressively enshittified that infrastructure while expanding their wealth, and then they scold us for being small-souled peasants who don’t believe in progress anymore.
it is amazing how so much tech gets unremittingly worse year on year at whatever you once used it for and less pleasant to use and more bound up with creepy politics as well as personal and environmental harms and yet also still less productive of actual goods and these are somehow great visionaries
November 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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America First
Good front-paging.
November 30, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Epic Games sent a DMCA notice to my online stores for my geology-themed design involving a crossed pickaxe and rock hammer that said "PICKS...or it didn't happen" because they asserted that Epic owned all rights to artwork/mention of pickaxes, right before an SVP annual conference. Eric cost me $$$
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 3d
"Why stop at AI use? We could have mandatory disclosures for what shampoo brand the developer uses" — Epic boss Tim Sweeney says Steam should ditch its AI generated content disclosure. https://bit.ly/4a193vt
November 29, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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(I'm fine with this stuff existing and making money but it's weird that they singled this out while selling Baldur's Gate 3 where I can make a demon girl with a huge uncut dick and have sex with a druid who turns into a bear after I run around stabbing priests in my battle thong.)
November 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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I need Valve to pick a lane here cause this is their front page
November 30, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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I just don't need to know what the Telegraph has written about Dungeons & Dragons. It's a newspaper for people who are frightened of samosas.
November 30, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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"Never spread the lie in the headline" should be a hard rule of 21st century journalism.

Research shows that repeating lies helps to spread them, and people read headlines more than they read stories.
News media has to do better with headlines that present false and unverified public health claims.
November 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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NEWS! New limited edition Reform UK blackshirt to come with exclusive captain's armband
New limited edition Reform UK blackshirt to come with exclusive captain’s armband
Reform UK has announced a bold new addition to its merchandise empire: a limited edition £345 black football shirt, helpfully described as “heritage-inspired” and “unapologetically strong on visual…
buff.ly
November 30, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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This is the most alarming story I’ve read today. Giving up the fight before it’s started
November 30, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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Transphobia is worldwide. Combat it locally.
Even the ASL interpreter looked shocked.

From @rickwookie.bsky.social
Now with captions!
November 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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The Labour Gov could bring Thames Water back into public ownership. Instead Castle Water is bidding for it: Castle Water is backed by the Pears Family, a billionaire property group, and owned by Tory treasurer and mega-donor Graham Edwards.
www.theguardian.com/business/202...
Thames Water bidder says it is offering £1bn extra cash injection
Castle Water says restructuring plans do not go far enough and extra funds will help resolve pollution crisis
www.theguardian.com
November 17, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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Absolutely monstrous, this is racist, classist, and disablist. Vile National Front level bigotry from the Starmer regime.
UK immigration status fears prompt carer to cancel benefits she is entitled to
Woman cancels all benefits including disability living allowance for daughter after policy change announcement
www.theguardian.com
November 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM