☆The Detective☆
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"What was your biggest impact on the internet?"
tough call tbh
tough call tbh
December 31, 2025 at 10:34 AM
"What was your biggest impact on the internet?"
tough call tbh
tough call tbh
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December 31, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Wife just ordered chimichangas and i looked at the server and said “Deadpool Mode” and ive never gotten less in my life
December 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Wife just ordered chimichangas and i looked at the server and said “Deadpool Mode” and ive never gotten less in my life
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finally saw The Green Book, and while there are valid critiques of that movie I did not realize how much seeing Viggo Mortensen play a huge greaseball Italian was missing from my life. Seeing him house an entire pizza after rolling it in half, like a monster, really did something for me.
December 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
finally saw The Green Book, and while there are valid critiques of that movie I did not realize how much seeing Viggo Mortensen play a huge greaseball Italian was missing from my life. Seeing him house an entire pizza after rolling it in half, like a monster, really did something for me.
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"That you Jynx? I see Smogon roped you into this too."
"A lead's job is never done. But we can talk more later. Tauros should be just in the back."
"I thought I heard something critting..."
"Focus, S. Tauros has Hyper Beam, and you know what that means."
"Yeah. trouble."
"A lead's job is never done. But we can talk more later. Tauros should be just in the back."
"I thought I heard something critting..."
"Focus, S. Tauros has Hyper Beam, and you know what that means."
"Yeah. trouble."
December 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
"That you Jynx? I see Smogon roped you into this too."
"A lead's job is never done. But we can talk more later. Tauros should be just in the back."
"I thought I heard something critting..."
"Focus, S. Tauros has Hyper Beam, and you know what that means."
"Yeah. trouble."
"A lead's job is never done. But we can talk more later. Tauros should be just in the back."
"I thought I heard something critting..."
"Focus, S. Tauros has Hyper Beam, and you know what that means."
"Yeah. trouble."
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People say “Avatar had no cultural impact” as though teaching a whole generation about the sacrifice of our brave boys who died fighting on Pandora doesn’t count as a cultural impact
December 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
People say “Avatar had no cultural impact” as though teaching a whole generation about the sacrifice of our brave boys who died fighting on Pandora doesn’t count as a cultural impact
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Serebii Note: If you're starting Pokémon Legends: Z-A today, we have the most complete database of information on the Internet to help including:
A complete Pokédex www.serebii.net/pokedex-sv/
A full Interactive Map & Location Database for Lumiose City www.serebii.net/pokearth/lum...
A complete Pokédex www.serebii.net/pokedex-sv/
A full Interactive Map & Location Database for Lumiose City www.serebii.net/pokearth/lum...
December 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Serebii Note: If you're starting Pokémon Legends: Z-A today, we have the most complete database of information on the Internet to help including:
A complete Pokédex www.serebii.net/pokedex-sv/
A full Interactive Map & Location Database for Lumiose City www.serebii.net/pokearth/lum...
A complete Pokédex www.serebii.net/pokedex-sv/
A full Interactive Map & Location Database for Lumiose City www.serebii.net/pokearth/lum...
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my favorite pokémon is sisyphus aka geodude
December 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
my favorite pokémon is sisyphus aka geodude
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Wanted to wish everyone on here a merry Christmas! Here's my fanart of Noelle Holiday!
(I didn't have anything finished in time...)
I'll be back to posting my art here in January, so I'll see you all in the new year!
(I didn't have anything finished in time...)
I'll be back to posting my art here in January, so I'll see you all in the new year!
December 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Wanted to wish everyone on here a merry Christmas! Here's my fanart of Noelle Holiday!
(I didn't have anything finished in time...)
I'll be back to posting my art here in January, so I'll see you all in the new year!
(I didn't have anything finished in time...)
I'll be back to posting my art here in January, so I'll see you all in the new year!
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still my favorite christmas post
December 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
still my favorite christmas post
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Merry Christmas!!!! #amphibia #amphibiafanart
December 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Merry Christmas!!!! #amphibia #amphibiafanart
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
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Told my dad about this brutal workout I’ve been doing on the treadmill where I go on 12 incline at 3mph for 30 minutes and then 4mph on 3 incline for 20 minutes and then 4mph on 6 incline for the last 10 and he was like “oh yeah, that one’s pretty easy” this mf considers bowling his exercise
December 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Told my dad about this brutal workout I’ve been doing on the treadmill where I go on 12 incline at 3mph for 30 minutes and then 4mph on 3 incline for 20 minutes and then 4mph on 6 incline for the last 10 and he was like “oh yeah, that one’s pretty easy” this mf considers bowling his exercise
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Pokémon is so much gayer than it was when I was growing up, I love that
December 24, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Pokémon is so much gayer than it was when I was growing up, I love that
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Finally deleted all my art off x, all which can still be seen here, Patreon, + insta. 🎉
December 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Finally deleted all my art off x, all which can still be seen here, Patreon, + insta. 🎉
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Another new print for Sac Anime. See you there! #theowlhouse
December 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Another new print for Sac Anime. See you there! #theowlhouse
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Everyone thinks they want their favorite racist pedophile game show host to have a second term until they get their favorite racist pedophile game show host elected for a second term
![Gallup poll | 12/1-12/15
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🟥35-54 (59/36 disapprove) [-23]
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December 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Everyone thinks they want their favorite racist pedophile game show host to have a second term until they get their favorite racist pedophile game show host elected for a second term
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lol the last time this happened with 60 Minutes, Hollywood made a movie out of it that got 7 academy award nominations.
The Insider (1999) was required viewing in my high school civics class 5 years later.
Also Hollywood loves sequels and reboots of 20-year-old movies right now.
lol
The Insider (1999) was required viewing in my high school civics class 5 years later.
Also Hollywood loves sequels and reboots of 20-year-old movies right now.
lol
December 23, 2025 at 5:27 AM
lol the last time this happened with 60 Minutes, Hollywood made a movie out of it that got 7 academy award nominations.
The Insider (1999) was required viewing in my high school civics class 5 years later.
Also Hollywood loves sequels and reboots of 20-year-old movies right now.
lol
The Insider (1999) was required viewing in my high school civics class 5 years later.
Also Hollywood loves sequels and reboots of 20-year-old movies right now.
lol
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i don’t think i’ll ever get over how we’re sending people to torture prison camps in el salvador STILL and those in charge of CBS want us to pretend it’s an old story that’s been resolved. people are still being tortured!
December 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
i don’t think i’ll ever get over how we’re sending people to torture prison camps in el salvador STILL and those in charge of CBS want us to pretend it’s an old story that’s been resolved. people are still being tortured!
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Was gonna bite the bullet and go to the in-laws today but there have been ICE Raids locally this week and I just hate their fucking guts so much that it woulda probably been a net negative if I went this time
December 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Was gonna bite the bullet and go to the in-laws today but there have been ICE Raids locally this week and I just hate their fucking guts so much that it woulda probably been a net negative if I went this time
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New print for Sac Anime! #theowlhouse
December 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
New print for Sac Anime! #theowlhouse
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December 21, 2025 at 5:09 AM