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At Anthrocon as Jean Kayak
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ugarles.bsky.social
classic tweet @futurevictim_ the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
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jeetheer.bsky.social
8. Weiss's project is creating an Operation Paperclip for Epstein's cronies. Taking a group of discredited men and rehabilitating them as necessary pillars of system. Dershowitz and Peter Attia are the Wernher von Brauns of reactionary centrism.
January 31, 2026 at 9:30 PM
thehambourgeois.bsky.social
dwarf fortress is so fucking funny. this super scary general sieging me is notorious for *checks notes* killing a guinea pig in my fort:
This is a pop-up from the game Dwarf Fortress saying my fort is being sieged by a goblin who killed a guinea pig in my fort last year.
February 4, 2026 at 7:23 AM
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edburmila.bsky.social
It is hard to grasp but large masses of Americans are both racist/xenophobic AND not racist/xenophobic enough to applaud what Trump is doing. It's goldilocks shit, they want a level of racism/xenophobia calibrated exactly to their personal preferences, and you just can't make that policy. Don't try.
June 7, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
americans hate it when they're shown on tv doing something cool
dbrauer.net David Brauer @dbrauer.net · 15d
TOM HOMAN: “We’re going to create a database where those people that are arrested for interference, impeding and assault, we’re going to make them famous. We’re going to put their face on TV. We’re going to let their employers, in their neighborhoods, in their schools, know who these people are.”
January 27, 2026 at 7:48 PM
thehambourgeois.bsky.social
being a liberal and having 0 theory for why things happen has to be crazy
wilwheaton.net Wil Wheaton @wilwheaton.net · 16d
But they had something to vote for, it was and is called 250 years of flawed American Democracy.

They demanded a pony, and when they didn't get one, they had a tantrum, and now we are all suffering. Of course I will blame them. They failed the easiest open book civics test in history.
January 27, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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leyawn.bsky.social
VOLITION [Easy: Failure] – You wake up in your Hilton suite to a cacophony of whistles and horns. Half drunk and half hungover, you hastily throw on your tactical gear. It feels heavier than you remember. You stumble outside. The cold hits you like a brick. What are you doing here in this dismal city? Home is warm. Home is safe. Home is a thousand miles away. Tucking your shotgun between your legs, you fumble with a tear gas canister like a child learning how to tie their shoes. The gun goes off and you shoot yourself in the balls.
January 26, 2026 at 2:58 PM
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banalplay.bsky.social
ICE agent mid-air as he slips on ice and about to fall on his ass, nearly parallel to the ground. Two photographers enjoy the moment. The Vincent D'Onofrio pig post: Pigs can't look up. But I could pick a pig up one night and raise it into the sky and tilt this pig ever so gentle. I can make sure this pigs eyes line up with the stars. Imagine seeing the stars 4the first time.I want 2b treated that kindly and see the stars for the first time.
January 12, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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crushbort.bsky.social
“Iran” appears to be unusually full of Gryffindors…and the girls seem to have eaten their spaghetti and meat balls!
January 11, 2026 at 2:29 PM
thehambourgeois.bsky.social
getting divorced was the correct move from an emotional wellbeing standpoint but an unintended side effect is that I am now 50% crazier
January 8, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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lukeoneil47.bsky.social
One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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animaldrums.bsky.social
You know in movies where they kinda wipe their hand gently over the face of a dead guy and it closes their eyes. It would be a good gag if they did that on a guy with glasses. Either his eyes close or the glasses turn into sunglasses.
August 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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animaldrums.bsky.social
Just learned that the Chevrolet logo is supposed to be a bowtie. It doesn't look like one. There are pasta shapes that did a better job than Chevrolet's graphic designer
July 2, 2023 at 1:43 AM
thehambourgeois.bsky.social
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animaldrums.bsky.social Mike F @animaldrums.bsky.social · May 13
hey man it's urgent that we speak in person. i sent you the coordinates of a difficult to access space where i've been hanging out completely alone. i'd love it if you could meet me here at any time in the future
December 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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mlyp.bsky.social
who made this, show yourself
December 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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mlyp.bsky.social
he loved his ribs
December 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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crushbort.bsky.social
shopping for food is so clutch. you can put it together to make meals
December 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM
thehambourgeois.bsky.social
the saints row iv striptease walked so the ff7 remake dance scene could run
December 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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myles.zone
trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”
October 17, 2024 at 8:43 PM
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secretbase.bsky.social
good morning from the Dorktown slack room
Seth Rosenthal 9:53 AM craig hodges for his career shot a three point percentage of 0.39985795454 9:54 which is to say craig hodges might hate round numbers even more than alex 9:54 if he'd hit one more three-pointer in his career he'd be above 40 percent 9:54 and then there would be exactly 50 players in the 40 percent club alex rubenstein 10:22 AM one of these days, probably not in our lifetimes, society will focus on the point of all those anecdotes: to recognize the mere fact that there exists a number that someone reached which means X, Y, and Z, regardless of the level of roundness of that number (ie lets say an nba player had a certain number of career games scoring 30+ points, and that number of games wouldnt be a record, but if you change the threshold to 29 or 31, that unlocks a number of career such games that would be a record, who gives a rip? again, the point of the anecdote should be the acknowledgement that there simply exists a number that someone reached more than anyone or whatever, regardless of whether that number is 100 or 94.618 or 61.849)…or that someone has the most or fewest or 2nd-most or 2nd-fewest, etc. of something without feeling compelled to specifically tie it to a round number (ie if someone hits 71 dingers in mlb next season, it should obviously be framed as the 2nd-most anyone’s ever hit in a season as opposed to 1 of 3 players to hit 70+, which is obviously undermining the feat)
December 22, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
lots of good players in the nfl these days
December 19, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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bakoon.bsky.social
December 17, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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parasocialista.bsky.social
December 17, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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leyawn.bsky.social
they call it switch 2. because you see the price and switch 2 a different console lol
December 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
thehambourgeois.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 4:04 AM