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Jay Hastings
@thejuiciest1.bsky.social
Urban Planner, Journalist, Floridian
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Ozzy going out after raising $190 million for sick kids and a Parkinson’s cure is metal AF.
Ozzy Osbourne Farewell Show Was The Highest-Grossing Charity Concert Of All Time
On July 5, Ozzy Osbourne put on a farewell concert, performing as a solo artist and with Black Sabbath for the last time in the band’s hometown of Birmingham, UK. Billed as the “Back To The Beginning”...
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July 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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If you want old people to maintain the will to live, keep them away from modern conservatives.
April 21, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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I don’t have regrets. I have a collection of poor decisions that I’ve rebranded as “life lessons.
February 23, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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Announcers referencing gambling lines sucks.
January 19, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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I mean if the leopards want to eat each other’s faces I’m cool with that.
January 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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“He will know your customs as if he was born into them”
December 7, 2024 at 6:48 PM
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twitter users stone age
in 2023 hunter-gatherers
🤝
mastodon attempt failed,
turned to sky worship for sustenance
August 23, 2023 at 4:17 PM
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Uber: we can't make money if we have to follow the law

Google: we can't make money if we're not allowed to be a monopoly

Nestle: we can't make money without using slave labor

OpenAI: we can't make money if we can't steal

media: should shoplifters be executed?
January 9, 2024 at 2:18 PM
Walking in to work asking people if they saw Trump got his ear pierced just to see what happens.
July 15, 2024 at 3:04 PM
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I miss precedented times
July 14, 2024 at 12:57 AM
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BONUS TWEET:

yes, yes it is.

[QT of a post reading: "Is that… a GTA cheat code on Terrence Shannon Jr’s arm?"]

x.com/Timberwolves...
July 13, 2024 at 8:56 PM
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Report: Joe Biden Refuses to Pass Controller to Another Player
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Report: Joe Biden Refuses to Pass Controller to Another Player
WASHINGTON — President Joe Biden is refusing to pass the controller to America over to another player in the Democratic party following his disastrous 1V1…
hard-drive.net
July 12, 2024 at 5:09 PM
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Call me a legal radical all you want, but presidents should follow federal law.
April 30, 2024 at 4:53 PM
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bluesky now has a a brief, opportune window to rebrand itself as "twitter"
July 24, 2023 at 1:42 PM
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THE PROBLEM: Most forms of energy are harming the environment

THE SOLUTION: Switch to alternative forms of renewab...

THE PROBLEM: Hold on, I have an idea, what if we made invisible valueless money that eats electricity

THE SOLUTION: ...what?

THE PROBLEM: Also I have this plagiarism machine
February 2, 2024 at 3:38 PM
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the gradual replacement of “exchanging money for goods” with “exchanging money for a license to use goods as a service” has been one low key one of the worst changes of the 21st century
this is exactly why i still buy discs in 2023. it's crazy to think that we are reaching a point where piracy will be the only option to own media once dvds and blu-rays are gone.
December 2, 2023 at 1:29 PM
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I love this Radiohead song
October 11, 2023 at 8:01 PM
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Incredibly honored to post the very first Animated GIF on Bluesky:
July 26, 2023 at 8:42 PM
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you’re living in it, baby
July 25, 2023 at 2:26 AM
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in the 90’s, computers would scream every time you went online. that‘s called foreshadowing
September 7, 2023 at 9:40 PM
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When the twitter mutual doesn't follow you back here
July 1, 2023 at 9:35 PM