thepavel
thepavel.bsky.social
thepavel
@thepavel.bsky.social
a human in portlandia
grew up in kharkiv. decades in pnw. a mossy ukrainian. recovering full-stack eng. impostor. wannabe musician. father. well-wisher.
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My favorite tyrant joke: a man comes every day and peers at the front page of the newspaper without buying it.

The newspaper vendor says, "what are you looking for?"
"An obituary."
"Obituaries aren't on the front page."
"This one will be."
December 16, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.
Rob Reiner: “Silence in the face of authoritarianism is complicity. Speaking out is a patriotic act. Democracy doesn’t defend itself. It requires participation, vigilance, and courage from ordinary people."
December 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Let me understand you correctly, governments can care that people are being murdered?
December 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
December 16, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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this is the guy who wants an AI Dead Nan
December 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Brett Kavanaugh's "minor inconvience" now includes beating people up and cutting off their wedding rings for [checks notes] "observing ICE from a distance."
December 10, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Not true! They also want to fuck teenagers
it is incredible that legalizing watergate has been the overriding ideological project of the american right for fifty years
December 9, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
still not watching. for the same reasons as the past two.
it's clearly not for me.
2018, Russia: "Fuck this, I'm not watching a World Cup in a fascist country. I'll just wait four years."

2022, Qatar: "Fuck this, I'm not watching a World Cup in a fascist country. I guess I'll wait another four years..."

2026: So I guess the joke is on me.
December 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Americans have been dragged, tackled, beaten, tased and shot by immigration agents.

They’ve had their necks kneeled on.

They’ve been held outside in the rain while in their underwear.

At least three citizens were pregnant when agents detained them.
More Than 170 U.S. Citizens Have Been Held by Immigration Agents. They’ve Been Kicked, Dragged and Detained for Days.
The government does not track how often immigration agents grab citizens. So ProPublica did. Our tally — almost certainly incomplete — includes people who were held for days without a lawyer. And near...
www.propublica.org
December 4, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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“I was just following otters.”
really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
it's wild how many Americans are ok with "arrest first, ask questions later"
not a deal breaker at all for tens of millions of people in this country
November 23, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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i watched pluribus and highest compliment for a show: i did not skeet even one time. or even dick around on my phone. rhea seehorn is a genius actress
November 22, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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It’s widely known (and, I think, pretty uncontroversial) that learning requires effort — specifically, if you don’t have to work at getting the knowledge, it won’t stick.

Even if an LLM could be trusted to give you correct information 100% of the time, it would be an inferior method of learning it.
Relying on ChatGPT to teach you about a topic leaves you with shallower knowledge than Googling and reading about it, according to new research that compared what more than 10,000 people knew after using one method or the other.

Shared by @gizmodo.com: buff.ly/yAAHtHq
November 21, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Me: Not sure I can keep going times are tough for real

*eats lunch*

Me: Being alive is its own reward, drawing breath such a beautiful privilege
November 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Like every time you think, we’re selling F-35s to the bone saw guy, you gotta remember we’re also selling F-35s to the 9/11 guys. Same guys.
November 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
perhaps the whole thing would be easier to swallow without the blatant homophobia pushing it along
probably won't matter in red-hatted america anyway
hey I think maybe someone needs to say out loud that actually sucking another man’s dick is literally fine whereas raping children is instant death, like are we maybe not doing this one *just right*?
November 16, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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🧵 ⬇️
I am currently in Newport, OR for a public hearing at city hall to listen to resident concerns on a potential ICE facility that officials are considering putting in town. The room is completely packed, the hallways are packed, there and tons of people protesting ICE outside and
November 13, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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And of course this is the cause of the real split on him in the MAGA movement. They're all pro-paedophile and pro-eugenics, but some of the eugenicists think Ashkenazi Jewish people count as a superior race because of IQ scores, while the other half think they're blood-drinking reptiles.
The Epstein stuff is always so amazing to me because it's like "yes he was a sex criminal but if you can get past that, he was also an avowed eugenicist"
November 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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I love this.
November 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM