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[ restaurant ]
him: whats the wait for a table
me: about 60 lbs
him: no, how long
me: sorry, about 4 feet across
him: whats the wait for a table
me: about 60 lbs
him: no, how long
me: sorry, about 4 feet across
October 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
[ restaurant ]
him: whats the wait for a table
me: about 60 lbs
him: no, how long
me: sorry, about 4 feet across
him: whats the wait for a table
me: about 60 lbs
him: no, how long
me: sorry, about 4 feet across
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Elect POS leaders, and you’ll get this crap.
October 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Elect POS leaders, and you’ll get this crap.
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[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit
September 26, 2025 at 12:40 PM
[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit
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I have a dream…
That one day people will care about children the way they care about embryos.
That one day people will care about children the way they care about embryos.
August 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I have a dream…
That one day people will care about children the way they care about embryos.
That one day people will care about children the way they care about embryos.
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Kamala Harris nailed it. We warned everyone the stakes were too high to hand the guy built for Project 2025 another shot — but noooo.
Ever have one of those mornings you just want to throw the window open and yell, FUCK YOU ALL? Yeah, that.
Ever have one of those mornings you just want to throw the window open and yell, FUCK YOU ALL? Yeah, that.
August 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Kamala Harris nailed it. We warned everyone the stakes were too high to hand the guy built for Project 2025 another shot — but noooo.
Ever have one of those mornings you just want to throw the window open and yell, FUCK YOU ALL? Yeah, that.
Ever have one of those mornings you just want to throw the window open and yell, FUCK YOU ALL? Yeah, that.
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RoboCop: *about to arrest me*
Me: before you arrest me, which of these 9 pictures have cars in them
RoboCop: i’m going to let you off with a warning
Me: before you arrest me, which of these 9 pictures have cars in them
RoboCop: i’m going to let you off with a warning
August 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
RoboCop: *about to arrest me*
Me: before you arrest me, which of these 9 pictures have cars in them
RoboCop: i’m going to let you off with a warning
Me: before you arrest me, which of these 9 pictures have cars in them
RoboCop: i’m going to let you off with a warning
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If there’s one issue that requires a fair and balanced look at both sides, it’s gotta be *checks notes* slavery?
August 19, 2025 at 9:05 PM
If there’s one issue that requires a fair and balanced look at both sides, it’s gotta be *checks notes* slavery?
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The year is 2062. I am drinking during the day.
“I was the first guy to make a robot puke,” I declare.
The bartender is silent. He either doesn’t believe me, or he doesn’t care.
“I was the first guy to make a robot puke,” I declare.
The bartender is silent. He either doesn’t believe me, or he doesn’t care.
August 6, 2025 at 1:25 PM
The year is 2062. I am drinking during the day.
“I was the first guy to make a robot puke,” I declare.
The bartender is silent. He either doesn’t believe me, or he doesn’t care.
“I was the first guy to make a robot puke,” I declare.
The bartender is silent. He either doesn’t believe me, or he doesn’t care.
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The man who just fired the head of the Bureau of Labor Statistics because their numbers supposedly weren’t accurate just claimed that he lowered drug prices in America by 1500%.
August 4, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The man who just fired the head of the Bureau of Labor Statistics because their numbers supposedly weren’t accurate just claimed that he lowered drug prices in America by 1500%.
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The Mother and Sister of the artist, by Berthe Morisot, 1870
July 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The Mother and Sister of the artist, by Berthe Morisot, 1870
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MAY EVERY DAY BE ANOTHER WONDERFUL SECRET
July 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
MAY EVERY DAY BE ANOTHER WONDERFUL SECRET
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“When the Executive publicly announces its intent to break the law, and then executes on that promise, it is the Judiciary’s duty to check that lawlessness, not expedite it.”
-Justice Sonia Sotomayor
-Justice Sonia Sotomayor
July 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
“When the Executive publicly announces its intent to break the law, and then executes on that promise, it is the Judiciary’s duty to check that lawlessness, not expedite it.”
-Justice Sonia Sotomayor
-Justice Sonia Sotomayor
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In 1996 Al Gore caught hell for making fund raising calls from a White House phone!
It’s amazing what constituted a scandal in the days when laws applied to everyone and the president wasn’t openly taking multibillion dollar bribes.
July 14, 2025 at 12:07 AM
In 1996 Al Gore caught hell for making fund raising calls from a White House phone!
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250 people detained in the Florida Everglades have no criminal convictions or pending charges.
Exclusive: Hundreds at Alligator Alcatraz have no criminal charges, Miami Herald learns
Descriptions of the Everglades detention center as a place for violent criminals tell only part of the story.
www.miamiherald.com
July 13, 2025 at 1:18 PM
250 people detained in the Florida Everglades have no criminal convictions or pending charges.
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pretty weird how there's always billion dollars just lying around whenever ICE needs concentration camps but there's never any money when children need healthcare or a simple school lunch. oh well just one of those things I guess
July 4, 2025 at 12:10 PM
pretty weird how there's always billion dollars just lying around whenever ICE needs concentration camps but there's never any money when children need healthcare or a simple school lunch. oh well just one of those things I guess
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I’m sure Trump’s new plan of allowing employers in certain industries to decide whether their workers will get deported or not will lead to lovely working conditions and fair wages.
July 4, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I’m sure Trump’s new plan of allowing employers in certain industries to decide whether their workers will get deported or not will lead to lovely working conditions and fair wages.
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How did the poor guy mowing your lawn every two weeks become the biggest national security threat, rather than a Defense Secretary posting war plans on Signal?
July 4, 2025 at 3:32 AM
How did the poor guy mowing your lawn every two weeks become the biggest national security threat, rather than a Defense Secretary posting war plans on Signal?
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June 27, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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If you’re zip-tying grandmas protesting losing health care maybe you’re not the good guys in the story?
June 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
If you’re zip-tying grandmas protesting losing health care maybe you’re not the good guys in the story?
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They’re lying about Medicaid cuts.
They’re lying about the deficit increase.
They’re lying about what they accomplished in Iran.
They lie about everything.
It is just a nonstop torrent of lies intended to flood the zone with propaganda.
They’re lying about the deficit increase.
They’re lying about what they accomplished in Iran.
They lie about everything.
It is just a nonstop torrent of lies intended to flood the zone with propaganda.
June 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
They’re lying about Medicaid cuts.
They’re lying about the deficit increase.
They’re lying about what they accomplished in Iran.
They lie about everything.
It is just a nonstop torrent of lies intended to flood the zone with propaganda.
They’re lying about the deficit increase.
They’re lying about what they accomplished in Iran.
They lie about everything.
It is just a nonstop torrent of lies intended to flood the zone with propaganda.