Tork
@thorkild.bsky.social
Stoic by ideal, Epicurean in practice.
NFL with an extreme Seahawks bias.
NFL with an extreme Seahawks bias.
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The Seahawks, Rams *and* Niners all clinching a playoff spot by week 16 is wild.
December 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The Seahawks, Rams *and* Niners all clinching a playoff spot by week 16 is wild.
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Not sure Andy Reid is digging this jazz rendition of the anthem.
September 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Not sure Andy Reid is digging this jazz rendition of the anthem.
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My therapist suggested that I write letters to all the people who have wronged me and then throw them into a big fire.
I did that, and I do feel better, but I don’t know what I am supposed to do with all these letters.
I did that, and I do feel better, but I don’t know what I am supposed to do with all these letters.
August 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
My therapist suggested that I write letters to all the people who have wronged me and then throw them into a big fire.
I did that, and I do feel better, but I don’t know what I am supposed to do with all these letters.
I did that, and I do feel better, but I don’t know what I am supposed to do with all these letters.
How else is a guinea pig to make it to Valhalla?
August 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
How else is a guinea pig to make it to Valhalla?
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Reminder if you are not working class do not say cheesehead
June 14, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Reminder if you are not working class do not say cheesehead
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This feels like Alien vs Sexual Predator
June 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
This feels like Alien vs Sexual Predator
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We’re talking about the team that employed Ben Roethlisberger, Leveon Bell and Antonio Brown.
Perhaps the issue is the traveling circus he'd bring to town with him
April 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
We’re talking about the team that employed Ben Roethlisberger, Leveon Bell and Antonio Brown.
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Shedeur Sanders lacks the character to be an NFL
starter.
by Deshaun Watson
starter.
by Deshaun Watson
April 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Shedeur Sanders lacks the character to be an NFL
starter.
by Deshaun Watson
starter.
by Deshaun Watson
Mark S putting on an innie-outie masterclass. Kid’s a natural.
February 22, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Mark S putting on an innie-outie masterclass. Kid’s a natural.
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You are not powerless, and he is not unstoppable. Look at, and learn from, the funding freeze and how quickly he was forced to surrender.
February 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
You are not powerless, and he is not unstoppable. Look at, and learn from, the funding freeze and how quickly he was forced to surrender.
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Super Bowl lesson: Stopping an arrogant Chief from a third term is probably a good move for America right now.
February 10, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Super Bowl lesson: Stopping an arrogant Chief from a third term is probably a good move for America right now.
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The Eagles winning because of DEI (a white cornerback)
February 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
The Eagles winning because of DEI (a white cornerback)
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Need to coin a new hyper-niche word a la “schadenfreude” for that feeling of trying to share online content with someone and them not paying it the attention you feel it deserves.
February 5, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Need to coin a new hyper-niche word a la “schadenfreude” for that feeling of trying to share online content with someone and them not paying it the attention you feel it deserves.
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Blue sky is awesome because a bunch of people who like to make jokes and a bunch of people who are incapable of identifying a joke are forced to share space
January 19, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Blue sky is awesome because a bunch of people who like to make jokes and a bunch of people who are incapable of identifying a joke are forced to share space
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every single time i try watching a movie on my phone, i hear his voice and then stop doing that
January 16, 2025 at 7:06 PM
every single time i try watching a movie on my phone, i hear his voice and then stop doing that
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The economy is in turmoil but at least my financial future is secure thanks to my collection of 10,000 images of tennis balls. Now to take a big sip of coffee and open Bluesky
Almost 10,000 images of tennis balls plunge up to 90% in value as Australian Open appears to ditch NFTs
Almost 10,000 images of tennis balls plunge up to 90% in value as Australian Open appears to ditch NFTs
Ball artworks were worth about $278 in 2022, falling steeply to as low as $25 on NFT exchange OpenSea
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Nearly 10,000 images of…
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January 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
The economy is in turmoil but at least my financial future is secure thanks to my collection of 10,000 images of tennis balls. Now to take a big sip of coffee and open Bluesky
Not many things as extremely satisfying or agonizingly disappointing as a price label that will or won’t peel off easily.
January 4, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Not many things as extremely satisfying or agonizingly disappointing as a price label that will or won’t peel off easily.
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The reason Silicon Valley is so powerful and annoying is because Oakland lost their sports teams. Without raider fans acting as an apex predator the nerds became too abundant
January 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The reason Silicon Valley is so powerful and annoying is because Oakland lost their sports teams. Without raider fans acting as an apex predator the nerds became too abundant
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the only problem is that no one can ever do Christmas halftime again
December 25, 2024 at 11:23 PM
the only problem is that no one can ever do Christmas halftime again
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you know who should be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame? Sisyphus
December 23, 2024 at 1:15 AM
you know who should be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame? Sisyphus