Tork
thorkild.bsky.social
Tork
@thorkild.bsky.social
Stoic by ideal, Epicurean in practice.

NFL with an extreme Seahawks bias.
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The Seahawks, Rams *and* Niners all clinching a playoff spot by week 16 is wild.
December 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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December 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Not sure Andy Reid is digging this jazz rendition of the anthem.
September 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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My therapist suggested that I write letters to all the people who have wronged me and then throw them into a big fire.
I did that, and I do feel better, but I don’t know what I am supposed to do with all these letters.
August 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
How else is a guinea pig to make it to Valhalla?
August 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Reminder if you are not working class do not say cheesehead
June 14, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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This feels like Alien vs Sexual Predator
June 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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We’re talking about the team that employed Ben Roethlisberger, Leveon Bell and Antonio Brown.
Perhaps the issue is the traveling circus he'd bring to town with him
April 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Shedeur Sanders lacks the character to be an NFL
starter.

by Deshaun Watson
April 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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More interested in who the Cardinals select in three weeks #Conclave
April 25, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Mark S putting on an innie-outie masterclass. Kid’s a natural.
February 22, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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February 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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You are not powerless, and he is not unstoppable. Look at, and learn from, the funding freeze and how quickly he was forced to surrender.
February 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Super Bowl lesson: Stopping an arrogant Chief from a third term is probably a good move for America right now.
February 10, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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The Eagles winning because of DEI (a white cornerback)
February 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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February 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Need to coin a new hyper-niche word a la “schadenfreude” for that feeling of trying to share online content with someone and them not paying it the attention you feel it deserves.
February 5, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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Blue sky is awesome because a bunch of people who like to make jokes and a bunch of people who are incapable of identifying a joke are forced to share space
January 19, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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Human Altitude xkcd.com/3039
January 18, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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every single time i try watching a movie on my phone, i hear his voice and then stop doing that
January 16, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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The economy is in turmoil but at least my financial future is secure thanks to my collection of 10,000 images of tennis balls. Now to take a big sip of coffee and open Bluesky
January 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Not many things as extremely satisfying or agonizingly disappointing as a price label that will or won’t peel off easily.
January 4, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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The reason Silicon Valley is so powerful and annoying is because Oakland lost their sports teams. Without raider fans acting as an apex predator the nerds became too abundant
January 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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the only problem is that no one can ever do Christmas halftime again
December 25, 2024 at 11:23 PM
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you know who should be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame? Sisyphus
December 23, 2024 at 1:15 AM