Mike
@thymeywhymey.bsky.social
do not turn your back on the dreams of your youth
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In a shocking twist, my hamfisted attempt at a coverup has only drawn attention to my crimes
December 20, 2025 at 8:22 PM
In a shocking twist, my hamfisted attempt at a coverup has only drawn attention to my crimes
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Playing canasta with the in-laws when someone refers to “two big naturals” is a real test of your disposition.
May 4, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Playing canasta with the in-laws when someone refers to “two big naturals” is a real test of your disposition.
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Very much here for the staff of IKEA inventing fake board games for their room display
January 20, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Very much here for the staff of IKEA inventing fake board games for their room display
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It’s still going.
They’re still mumbling.
This is why I don’t watch highly acclaimed films.
They’re still mumbling.
This is why I don’t watch highly acclaimed films.
January 19, 2025 at 11:19 PM
It’s still going.
They’re still mumbling.
This is why I don’t watch highly acclaimed films.
They’re still mumbling.
This is why I don’t watch highly acclaimed films.
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i feel bad for anyone out there who has me blocked or muted. they’re missing out on some complete lies
January 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
i feel bad for anyone out there who has me blocked or muted. they’re missing out on some complete lies
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linus tech tips more like linux tech tits because jimbo's big naturals is available on linux, baby!! is this anything
January 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
linus tech tips more like linux tech tits because jimbo's big naturals is available on linux, baby!! is this anything
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Free Luigi street art spotted in London, UK
January 9, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Free Luigi street art spotted in London, UK
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It’s five years since Robbie Keane’s little lad decided to bin off mascot duty… and grab the glory instead.
The celebration lasts a full 17 seconds. Sensational stuff.
The celebration lasts a full 17 seconds. Sensational stuff.
January 5, 2025 at 9:33 AM
It’s five years since Robbie Keane’s little lad decided to bin off mascot duty… and grab the glory instead.
The celebration lasts a full 17 seconds. Sensational stuff.
The celebration lasts a full 17 seconds. Sensational stuff.
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every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”
December 29, 2024 at 5:04 PM
every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”
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Every time I settle into thinking Bobby Fingers is just making a diorama he casually throws in something that most YouTubers would do as a whole series of videos
December 30, 2024 at 11:16 AM
Every time I settle into thinking Bobby Fingers is just making a diorama he casually throws in something that most YouTubers would do as a whole series of videos
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Becoming mayor of Chicago, unveiling a larger, more curvaceous bean.
December 28, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Becoming mayor of Chicago, unveiling a larger, more curvaceous bean.
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If you press the bottom of the cylinder, her legs collapse
December 27, 2024 at 8:37 AM
If you press the bottom of the cylinder, her legs collapse
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sweater season for the chuckster
December 22, 2024 at 3:54 PM
sweater season for the chuckster
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Good Morning! It’s Thursday!
December 19, 2024 at 12:01 PM
Good Morning! It’s Thursday!
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me: you dim sum, you lose some
waiter (in chinese to other waiter): poison this man
waiter (in chinese to other waiter): poison this man
December 18, 2024 at 5:23 AM
me: you dim sum, you lose some
waiter (in chinese to other waiter): poison this man
waiter (in chinese to other waiter): poison this man
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I was vegan quite literally my entire life until last summer when I started eating chicken and fish for health reasons. I had my first drumstick a week ago and now all I can think of is drumsticks and how badly I want to eat 100 of them. It’s 1am and I’m up thinking abt chicken drumsticks
December 18, 2024 at 9:11 AM
I was vegan quite literally my entire life until last summer when I started eating chicken and fish for health reasons. I had my first drumstick a week ago and now all I can think of is drumsticks and how badly I want to eat 100 of them. It’s 1am and I’m up thinking abt chicken drumsticks
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That #BoxOfBroadcasts Top 10 watched most programmes at York in full...
1. Friends
2. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
3. Frasier
4. The Apprentice
5. Gilmore Girls
6. Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
7. The Secret Life of 4-Year-Olds
8. The Simpsons
9. Modern Family
10. Who Do You Think You Are?
1. Friends
2. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
3. Frasier
4. The Apprentice
5. Gilmore Girls
6. Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
7. The Secret Life of 4-Year-Olds
8. The Simpsons
9. Modern Family
10. Who Do You Think You Are?
December 11, 2024 at 9:06 AM
That #BoxOfBroadcasts Top 10 watched most programmes at York in full...
1. Friends
2. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
3. Frasier
4. The Apprentice
5. Gilmore Girls
6. Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
7. The Secret Life of 4-Year-Olds
8. The Simpsons
9. Modern Family
10. Who Do You Think You Are?
1. Friends
2. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
3. Frasier
4. The Apprentice
5. Gilmore Girls
6. Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
7. The Secret Life of 4-Year-Olds
8. The Simpsons
9. Modern Family
10. Who Do You Think You Are?
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Absolutely 11/10 random scolding, no notes
December 16, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Absolutely 11/10 random scolding, no notes
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following anyone for any reason is problematic. why can't you mind your own business and be happy just reading your own tweets
December 9, 2024 at 3:19 PM
following anyone for any reason is problematic. why can't you mind your own business and be happy just reading your own tweets
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It's been two days and I can't stop thinking about this
December 9, 2024 at 2:18 PM
It's been two days and I can't stop thinking about this
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just ate some raisins
December 11, 2024 at 5:10 PM
just ate some raisins