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CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Year
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December 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Year
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I learned a lot about love from records that never rushed the chorus
December 20, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I learned a lot about love from records that never rushed the chorus
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Hands up anyone who believes it's all right for a pedophile and sexual predator to lead the nation as its president.
Oh, if you do, be sure to make yourself heard out loud so all of us can get a good look at you.
Oh, if you do, be sure to make yourself heard out loud so all of us can get a good look at you.
December 20, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Hands up anyone who believes it's all right for a pedophile and sexual predator to lead the nation as its president.
Oh, if you do, be sure to make yourself heard out loud so all of us can get a good look at you.
Oh, if you do, be sure to make yourself heard out loud so all of us can get a good look at you.
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Donald Trump is a pedophile
Only the dumbest people among society can even question it at this point
ya'll keeping a child rapist in office
Only the dumbest people among society can even question it at this point
ya'll keeping a child rapist in office
December 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Donald Trump is a pedophile
Only the dumbest people among society can even question it at this point
ya'll keeping a child rapist in office
Only the dumbest people among society can even question it at this point
ya'll keeping a child rapist in office
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Walz: "It's very clear that the entire federal government is weaponized against Minnesota. They're threatening us. And this is what happens when you have a floundering presidency and it's about those ballrooms. Now we're back on transgender folks."
December 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Walz: "It's very clear that the entire federal government is weaponized against Minnesota. They're threatening us. And this is what happens when you have a floundering presidency and it's about those ballrooms. Now we're back on transgender folks."
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
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December 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
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Student Who’s Been In 3 School Shootings Starting To Think This Might Be About Him https://theonion.com/student-whos-been-in-3-school-shootings-starting-to-think-this-might-be-about-him/
December 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Student Who’s Been In 3 School Shootings Starting To Think This Might Be About Him https://theonion.com/student-whos-been-in-3-school-shootings-starting-to-think-this-might-be-about-him/
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If you slept on DJT’s monologue to the nation yesterday, here’s the short version.
December 19, 2025 at 10:05 AM
If you slept on DJT’s monologue to the nation yesterday, here’s the short version.
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the main reward you are likely to get for total loyalty to trump is the destruction of your career and your reputation www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/n...
Elise Stefanik Drops Out of N.Y. Governor’s Race and Will Leave Congress
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December 19, 2025 at 9:19 PM
the main reward you are likely to get for total loyalty to trump is the destruction of your career and your reputation www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/n...
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Zohran Mamdani scares the ADL more than these guys and I think it's fair to ask why
December 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Zohran Mamdani scares the ADL more than these guys and I think it's fair to ask why
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[getting dragged out of a Spice Girls concert] AND SPORTY ISN'T A SPICE EITHER!!
December 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
[getting dragged out of a Spice Girls concert] AND SPORTY ISN'T A SPICE EITHER!!
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interesting how the patriots are the ones who are always trying to violently overthrow the government
December 19, 2025 at 4:17 AM
interesting how the patriots are the ones who are always trying to violently overthrow the government
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I could see myself voting for someone who campaigns on “I will burn the current White House to the ground and salt the earth where it stood”
December 19, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I could see myself voting for someone who campaigns on “I will burn the current White House to the ground and salt the earth where it stood”
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If you support trans people but not Palestinians, you’ve misunderstood the fight. Queer & Palestinian liberation are both about tearing down the same colonial systems that criminalize existence, surveil bodies, and justify genocide of both in the name of order. These are not separate struggles.
July 14, 2025 at 6:31 AM
If you support trans people but not Palestinians, you’ve misunderstood the fight. Queer & Palestinian liberation are both about tearing down the same colonial systems that criminalize existence, surveil bodies, and justify genocide of both in the name of order. These are not separate struggles.
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If I made Jurassic Park movie, I’d put someone in charge who makes safety a priority; and all the guests just have a lovely relaxed day looking at dinosaurs and then they go home.
July 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
If I made Jurassic Park movie, I’d put someone in charge who makes safety a priority; and all the guests just have a lovely relaxed day looking at dinosaurs and then they go home.
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I’m seeing many reposts of Donald Trump’s demented distraction from the Jeffrey Epstein mess about Rosie O’Donnell. What I’m not seeing is her sassy response. Here it is:
July 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I’m seeing many reposts of Donald Trump’s demented distraction from the Jeffrey Epstein mess about Rosie O’Donnell. What I’m not seeing is her sassy response. Here it is:
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I’m still pretty disappointed that there’s no generic supermarket brand selling a ‘Hamburger Enabler’ product.
July 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I’m still pretty disappointed that there’s no generic supermarket brand selling a ‘Hamburger Enabler’ product.
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Check out my new cookery book you guys. It's called 'Fuck It, Get Takeout' and it's just 300 blank pages that you can tear out to use as napkins.
July 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Check out my new cookery book you guys. It's called 'Fuck It, Get Takeout' and it's just 300 blank pages that you can tear out to use as napkins.
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Weird that Trump is going after Comey when that guy single-handedly gave Trump the 2016 election but then again he's also going after Elon who gave him the 2024 election
July 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Weird that Trump is going after Comey when that guy single-handedly gave Trump the 2016 election but then again he's also going after Elon who gave him the 2024 election
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Thinkin of the time I came down from the top bunk to see my brother lifeless, mouth open, w blood all over his pillow. I began screaming & by the grace of a higher power he opened his eyes & said to shut the fuck up b4 our Ma found out he fell asleep w skittles in his mouth
July 9, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Thinkin of the time I came down from the top bunk to see my brother lifeless, mouth open, w blood all over his pillow. I began screaming & by the grace of a higher power he opened his eyes & said to shut the fuck up b4 our Ma found out he fell asleep w skittles in his mouth