Well-Pleaded Complaints
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ticker tape parade for Marty Lederman, champagne, etc
December 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
ticker tape parade for Marty Lederman, champagne, etc
he is, humidifying
December 23, 2025 at 2:57 AM
he is, humidifying
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I did some of my Lehár research in the mayor of Bad Ischl's office. Like, in the city hall. He keeps the manuscripts in a file cabinet. I had to leave when he needed the conference room for a meeting.
I think we need a mega thread of everyone's craziest archive stories.
December 22, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I did some of my Lehár research in the mayor of Bad Ischl's office. Like, in the city hall. He keeps the manuscripts in a file cabinet. I had to leave when he needed the conference room for a meeting.
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This has been made available, so for purposes of commenting on Bari Weiss's decision to spike the story, here's a live-post of that segment.
It begins with a "you may recall" summary of the deportation to el Salvador. Describes the admin's claim that it could deport the men without due process
It begins with a "you may recall" summary of the deportation to el Salvador. Describes the admin's claim that it could deport the men without due process
December 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
This has been made available, so for purposes of commenting on Bari Weiss's decision to spike the story, here's a live-post of that segment.
It begins with a "you may recall" summary of the deportation to el Salvador. Describes the admin's claim that it could deport the men without due process
It begins with a "you may recall" summary of the deportation to el Salvador. Describes the admin's claim that it could deport the men without due process
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Josh’s “X must resign!” random name generator finally landed on himself, and he honorably decided to go along
December 22, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Josh’s “X must resign!” random name generator finally landed on himself, and he honorably decided to go along
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countdown to UVA becoming, by order of the Governor and General Assembly of the Commonwealth of Virginia, more woke than theorists previously imagined possible
Scott Beardsley, you will quickly learn about the separation of powers between branches and what happens when one branch gives a middle finger to another that funds, regulates and allows their existence. Buckle up.
December 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
countdown to UVA becoming, by order of the Governor and General Assembly of the Commonwealth of Virginia, more woke than theorists previously imagined possible
bitch should turn on kerning
Not for the first time, the signature block for Self-Proclaimed U.S. Attorney for the Eastern District of Virginia Lindsey Halligan spelled it “Virgina.”
December 20, 2025 at 4:03 AM
bitch should turn on kerning
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not to put too fine a point on it but it is because “criminal illegal alien” is a floating signifier for something amounting to a subhuman. This is how they say something unimportant has died, which the base celebrates, while still meeting the reporting requirements. They turn death into propaganda.
December 20, 2025 at 3:30 AM
not to put too fine a point on it but it is because “criminal illegal alien” is a floating signifier for something amounting to a subhuman. This is how they say something unimportant has died, which the base celebrates, while still meeting the reporting requirements. They turn death into propaganda.
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Anyway transition works and is good and you, reader, should do it
December 19, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Anyway transition works and is good and you, reader, should do it
the problem with Kate Wagner is her politics are so tedious and juvenile that even I, a woman who will never read Marx, find them kind of passé
December 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
the problem with Kate Wagner is her politics are so tedious and juvenile that even I, a woman who will never read Marx, find them kind of passé
ahahahhaahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahhahahahaha amazing. Elbridge Gerry never been more vindicated
BREAKING
Trump DOJ must give files unconstitutionally taken from the devices of Comey’s ex-legal adviser Daniel Richman back to him, a federal judge rules.
It’s the evidence at the center of Comey’s case.
Background www.allrisenews.com/p/richman-su...
Trump DOJ must give files unconstitutionally taken from the devices of Comey’s ex-legal adviser Daniel Richman back to him, a federal judge rules.
It’s the evidence at the center of Comey’s case.
Background www.allrisenews.com/p/richman-su...
December 13, 2025 at 2:03 AM
ahahahhaahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahhahahahaha amazing. Elbridge Gerry never been more vindicated
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Fellas, is it moral to post?
November 30, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Fellas, is it moral to post?
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an empty hole busy with traffic for decades, yes, that's Jim McGreevey
Anybody ever call him “Metropark?” Feels like it’d be a good derogatory nickname…
November 29, 2025 at 2:36 AM
an empty hole busy with traffic for decades, yes, that's Jim McGreevey
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Most of America would be lucky to have a bagel world or a house of biryanis. having both in a single strip mall is but a sign of how new jersey is so rich it paves the very roads with jewels
This is just a few minutes from my old Congressional office. Local high school has a 97% graduation rate, Netflix is opening a $1B movie studio down the road, and Bruce Springsteen was born and raised around the corner (and still lives there). So yeah…tell me more.
November 29, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Most of America would be lucky to have a bagel world or a house of biryanis. having both in a single strip mall is but a sign of how new jersey is so rich it paves the very roads with jewels
receiving runoff ads I can only really describe as “dark NIMBY”
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
receiving runoff ads I can only really describe as “dark NIMBY”
stayed up late working. can’t sleep. have cat
November 26, 2025 at 5:23 AM
stayed up late working. can’t sleep. have cat
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This proves that Trump is just a douchebag from Queens and will always have that weird NYC borough guy thing. He used to just love hanging with Schumer.
November 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
This proves that Trump is just a douchebag from Queens and will always have that weird NYC borough guy thing. He used to just love hanging with Schumer.
Endnotes. Table of contents. The first-person plural. Impeach and remove
BREAKING: Federal judge rejects DOJ's effort to subpoena the names and medical records of children who have received gender-affirming medical care from the Children's Hospital of Philadelphia. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Endnotes. Table of contents. The first-person plural. Impeach and remove
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"Byrne’s lies treat the public as a mere means to his own ends, in a way to which they could not possibly consent, infringing their freedom to make their own decisions. See generally Immanuel Kant, Metaphysics of Morals (1797)."
Amazing "see generally"
Amazing "see generally"
JUST IN: Hunter Biden asks judge to award $33 million in punitive damages against Overstock founder Patrick Byrne for defaulting in defamation suit Biden filed. Doc: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Default Judgment – #350 in Robert Hunter Biden v. Patrick M. Byrne (C.D. Cal., 2:23-cv-09430) – CourtListener.com
Default Judgment
storage.courtlistener.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:11 AM
"Byrne’s lies treat the public as a mere means to his own ends, in a way to which they could not possibly consent, infringing their freedom to make their own decisions. See generally Immanuel Kant, Metaphysics of Morals (1797)."
Amazing "see generally"
Amazing "see generally"
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people are dooming about this but the old Malinowski district that is this district's predecessor never voted Dem for governor and the old Malinowski district straight up voted for Hillary
November 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
people are dooming about this but the old Malinowski district that is this district's predecessor never voted Dem for governor and the old Malinowski district straight up voted for Hillary
came home from the city to a small very dead bird on the bedroom floor. cats milling around like nothing ever happened, who knows where that bird corpse came from, etc
they’re a menace to society
they’re a menace to society
November 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
came home from the city to a small very dead bird on the bedroom floor. cats milling around like nothing ever happened, who knows where that bird corpse came from, etc
they’re a menace to society
they’re a menace to society
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“I’m here to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative”
virginia democrats winning the three big offices with a cia agent, an indian muslim immigrant, and a black lawyer who loves committing terms of service violations is real 2025 democratic party moment
November 5, 2025 at 5:14 AM
“I’m here to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative”
seriously how long has it been since we had dems in LD-21? Ballotpedia only goes back to ‘01 and it’s been solid red the whole time.
it's time to Remember Some Guys (And, In Some Cases, "Gals")
LD-02 Claire Swift lost to Maureen Rowan
LD-08 Michael Torrissi lost to Anthony Angelozzi
LD-21 Nancy Muñoz lost to Andrew Macurdy
LD-21 Michele Matsikoudis lost to Vinnie Kearney
LD-25 Christian Barranco lost to Marisa Sweeney
LD-02 Claire Swift lost to Maureen Rowan
LD-08 Michael Torrissi lost to Anthony Angelozzi
LD-21 Nancy Muñoz lost to Andrew Macurdy
LD-21 Michele Matsikoudis lost to Vinnie Kearney
LD-25 Christian Barranco lost to Marisa Sweeney
November 5, 2025 at 11:57 AM
seriously how long has it been since we had dems in LD-21? Ballotpedia only goes back to ‘01 and it’s been solid red the whole time.
big win for my mother specifically, LD-21’s strongest soldier
Democrats Andrew Macurdy and Vinnie Kearney have flipped both seats in New Jersey's 21st Legislative District, unseating Assemblywomen Nancy Muñoz and Michele Matsikoudis
November 5, 2025 at 11:43 AM
big win for my mother specifically, LD-21’s strongest soldier
a grand coalition emerges 😎
The factional grifters will hate this, but the Mamdani-Spanberger-Sherrill axis actually suggests the outlines of a broad, emerging Dem coalition organized around both anti-Trump *and* affordability politics, not a party bitterly divided against itself.
These big wins will embolden Dems to take on Trump's lawbreaking and show there's a price for GOP enabling of him. Folks hate to hear this, but normal patterns are asserting themselves: Liberalism isn't dead, Rs are likely to lose in 2026, and Trump is really unpopular, not a magical exception.
November 5, 2025 at 9:42 AM
a grand coalition emerges 😎