Toronto Hedonist 🇨🇦
@tohedonist.bsky.social
Tall, slim, open-minded human male. Ethically non-monogamous. Come for the sex, stay for the politics (or vice versa). IG: tohedonist2. Twitter: TOhedonist.
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A Christmas message.
December 24, 2025 at 1:02 PM
A Christmas message.
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NORAD is being hypocritical tonight as they allow a non-USA citizen over the boarder to distribute goods that aren't tariffed. Santa must be treated as a criminal so the kids will know the new rules. Enjoy your two pencils and doll.
December 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
NORAD is being hypocritical tonight as they allow a non-USA citizen over the boarder to distribute goods that aren't tariffed. Santa must be treated as a criminal so the kids will know the new rules. Enjoy your two pencils and doll.
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Happy Global Orgasm for Peace Day!
December 21, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Happy Global Orgasm for Peace Day!
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how the fuck do the Flintstones know about Christmas
December 21, 2025 at 8:46 AM
how the fuck do the Flintstones know about Christmas
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Karoline Leavitt Addresses the “Patriot-And-Definitely-Not-Hunger Games”
YouTube video by Clare Blackwood
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December 19, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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December 15, 2025 at 9:51 AM
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Are we sending the tweets or posts by vile people mocking Rob Reiner and his wife's deaths to their employers like they were doing to others who said things about Charlie Kirk or nah?
December 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Are we sending the tweets or posts by vile people mocking Rob Reiner and his wife's deaths to their employers like they were doing to others who said things about Charlie Kirk or nah?
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One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.
Rob Reiner: “Silence in the face of authoritarianism is complicity. Speaking out is a patriotic act. Democracy doesn’t defend itself. It requires participation, vigilance, and courage from ordinary people."
December 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.
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I can’t believe the Australian government isn’t responding to yesterday’s mass shooting with thoughts and prayers.
apple.news/ACTOjizvDS9O...
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Australia to toughen gun laws as it mourns deadly Bondi attack — AFP News
Australia's leaders agreed Monday to toughen gun laws after attackers killed 15 people at a Jewish festival on Bondi Beach, the worst mass shooting in decades decried as antisemitic
apple.news
December 15, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I can’t believe the Australian government isn’t responding to yesterday’s mass shooting with thoughts and prayers.
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That’s just Rob and Laura Petrie.
You gotta add some spice to marriage after that many years.
You gotta add some spice to marriage after that many years.
December 14, 2025 at 9:20 AM
That’s just Rob and Laura Petrie.
You gotta add some spice to marriage after that many years.
You gotta add some spice to marriage after that many years.
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If the last 5 years of your social media history doesn't get ban you from Trump's USA, then we can't be friends 🙅♀️💁♀️
December 12, 2025 at 10:10 AM
If the last 5 years of your social media history doesn't get ban you from Trump's USA, then we can't be friends 🙅♀️💁♀️
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We are aware of intelligence reports suggesting that a certain iceberg off our coast is being eyed by the Trump regime, after they pirated a Venezuelan oil tanker.
We are resolute in our defense of icebergs and any attempt to “grab” it will result in swift destruction. -PM Tuxley II
We are resolute in our defense of icebergs and any attempt to “grab” it will result in swift destruction. -PM Tuxley II
December 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
We are aware of intelligence reports suggesting that a certain iceberg off our coast is being eyed by the Trump regime, after they pirated a Venezuelan oil tanker.
We are resolute in our defense of icebergs and any attempt to “grab” it will result in swift destruction. -PM Tuxley II
We are resolute in our defense of icebergs and any attempt to “grab” it will result in swift destruction. -PM Tuxley II
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bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok
December 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok
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much like predatory humans, the mantis gets its victims to lower their guard by pretending to be religious
December 3, 2025 at 12:53 PM
much like predatory humans, the mantis gets its victims to lower their guard by pretending to be religious
A neologism for @dansavage.bsky.social: Magastan.
December 2, 2025 at 2:52 PM
A neologism for @dansavage.bsky.social: Magastan.
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December 1, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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This is why I'm here and not on Twitter. I refuse to call it by its inane new name.
November 29, 2025 at 2:23 PM
This is why I'm here and not on Twitter. I refuse to call it by its inane new name.
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"Vatican warns against rise in polyamory"
We must be doing something right!
www.cnn.com/2025/11/25/w...
We must be doing something right!
www.cnn.com/2025/11/25/w...
Vatican warns against rise in polyamory, saying ‘succession of faces’ does not rival exclusive union | CNN
The Vatican has issued a warning against the rise of polyamory, insisting marriage is the stable, lifelong and exclusive partnership between a man and woman.
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November 26, 2025 at 9:41 PM
"Vatican warns against rise in polyamory"
We must be doing something right!
www.cnn.com/2025/11/25/w...
We must be doing something right!
www.cnn.com/2025/11/25/w...