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@tomcfitz.bsky.social
Engineer, tinkerer, student of the Jeremy Clarkson School of "How Hard Can It Be?"
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Siri can you die from acute schadenfreude?
REPUBLICAN MAYOR IN KANSAS FACING DEPORTATION OVER VOTER FRAUD

Joe Ceballos, a longtime Republican and small-town mayor in Kansas, is facing felony voter fraud charges and possible deportation from the presidential administration he voted for.

Full story: https://bit.ly/4iwEwYj
December 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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There can be no surer affirmation of my culinary correctness than the disagreement of Mr. Gummi-worm Burrito.
DISAGREE. Not all cornbreads are sweet, but cornbreads can be sweet! That said, I'm here for someone attempting a corncake (separate from corn cakes, which are basically corn pancakes).

Also do not neglect spoon cornbread, which is not a carb-slab (unless one has a very large spatula to lay it on).
Realtalk:

Cornbread should not be sweet! If you want cake, eat cake. Cornbread is a carb-slab meant to be paired with stronger flavors like buttermilk or greens fried in grease.
December 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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STOP. NOT ALL CORNBREAD IS GOOD. ALL CORN-CAKE IS GOOD. PROPER CORNBREAD IS A HIGH RISK HIGH REWARD VENTURE WITH A HIGH FAIL RIGHTALLCAPS
December 1, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Every single congressional Democrat needs to be out there, right now, insisting that Pete Hegseth resign right now and announcing that he will be held accountable for committing war crimes.

If you do not demand accountability here and now, they will only become more emboldened.
Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth gave an order to “kill everybody” in the first strike on suspected drug boats in the Caribbean. After two men survived, the mission commander ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions, according to two sources.
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Pediatricians say vaccines do not cause autism. A bear-eating heroin addict who fantasizes about sucking his own semen out of his lovers' orifices says they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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he never looks at JD that way
November 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Trump frickin' loves this guy lmao
November 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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"one day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this"
November 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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personally I think one Bill Clinton oral sex scandal was quite enough thank you
November 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Support independent media but also this is not what happened
Epstein offered the NY Times photos of Trump with young girls in bikinis during his first campaign in 2015.

The NY Times declined them because they were just too busy hyperventilating over Hillary’s private email server.

Support independent media.
November 14, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Right now, Karoline Leavitt is being coached on how to say “ephebophilia” in the least creepy way possible.
November 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Oh, it's gonna happen.
November 13, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Lauren Boebert: Howdy how are y’all doing

[The Rains of Castamere starts playing]

Lauren Boebert: [looking down] what’s this plastic for
November 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Listen Kaine, Hassan, King, Cortez-Masto, Durbin, Shaheen, Rosen, and Fetterman. You're NOT gonna take away my 2025 election joy. We voted in that election for folks to FIGHT for us. That doesn't include YOU.

YOU are what we voted AGAINST last Tuesday. So I'm gonna hang on to that.
November 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Found the tweet that Joyce Carol Oates bodied Elon Musk with and it's so beautiful in its eloquent, simple take down. So much so he's crashing out trying to prove he reads books now. Put this in the Louvre.
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Not that he didn’t already know, but now Trump knows for sure he can roll the Dems every time and there’s no need to negotiate for anything
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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quisling-ass senate
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Great news, everybody! The ACA is materially undermined, no concessions were secured on any other front, and Donald Trump will be able to declare this a personal win. But poor people did starve for about a week there, so there's that.
The Senate has decided the HSA idea from Trump is a win and they're going to do it.

Man, this timeline SUCKS.
November 9, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Governor Gavin Newsom on Twitter a few moments ago
Regarding Democrat Senators who caved
Agree with you Governor 💯
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Drove past a cybertruck this morning and realized I’ve never seen a whole family in a cybertruck. It’s always one white guy who has the phrenology of being estranged from his wife and kids.
November 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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If the Dems vote to end the longest government shutdown of all time for a pinky swear from a corrupt authoritarian regime, a WHOLE LOT of people will turn their back on the party for a good, long time and I won't blame them at all.
November 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Any Democratic senator, at any moment, could've derailed this by calling for Schumer's replacement and casting their colleagues as MAGA collaborators, thereby shifting the Overton window. But they're all in on it. This was always a team effort.
November 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Dems backed Trump into a corner where he’s advocating for starving Americans and hemorrhaging support. If they vote to let him off the hook in exchange for nothing it’s a cataclysmic failure. I know people are in pain but insulating Republicans from political consequences is not the answer.
November 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM