Tomie Soprano
@tomiesoprano.bsky.social
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Tomie Soprano
@tomiesoprano.bsky.social
· Feb 17
Olive photo for bluesky. exclusive image posted nowhere else online!!!
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[Guy whose dick fell off because there's a girl in star wars] I would probably do well in a civil war
December 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
[Guy whose dick fell off because there's a girl in star wars] I would probably do well in a civil war
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scrolling through my gallery and found this from the time i almost made a gag account putting varg vikernes quotes on steve brule screencaps
December 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
scrolling through my gallery and found this from the time i almost made a gag account putting varg vikernes quotes on steve brule screencaps
learn to recognize filthy Mormon propaganda
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
December 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
learn to recognize filthy Mormon propaganda
yeah whatever I'll just watch nick lutsko stuff his face a bunch of times, congratulations to his wife
December 10, 2025 at 11:02 PM
yeah whatever I'll just watch nick lutsko stuff his face a bunch of times, congratulations to his wife
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Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”
December 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”
Im sorry but genuinely what in the fuck is "party?"
December 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Im sorry but genuinely what in the fuck is "party?"
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guess we’re bringing these back (from ACTUP)
December 2, 2025 at 3:49 PM
guess we’re bringing these back (from ACTUP)
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I watched the American Kennel Club dog show and there was a dog named Baby Joe that looked like he had angry cartoon eyebrows, so the announcers say "Baby Joe" and it cuts to this guy looking like he's gonna kick your ass:
December 1, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I watched the American Kennel Club dog show and there was a dog named Baby Joe that looked like he had angry cartoon eyebrows, so the announcers say "Baby Joe" and it cuts to this guy looking like he's gonna kick your ass:
I love you sosososo much PLEASE GO AWAY
December 1, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I love you sosososo much PLEASE GO AWAY
Im so sleepy and these cats are BOTHERING ME!! >:(
December 1, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Im so sleepy and these cats are BOTHERING ME!! >:(
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some of y’all have internalized transphobia against woke adjacent Episcopalians who look like they were designed by some hippy French artist and it shows 🇨🇮
December 1, 2025 at 6:18 AM
some of y’all have internalized transphobia against woke adjacent Episcopalians who look like they were designed by some hippy French artist and it shows 🇨🇮
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Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
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a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
December 1, 2025 at 4:42 AM
a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
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M*A*S*H is better than Metal Gear Solid.
December 1, 2025 at 4:18 AM
M*A*S*H is better than Metal Gear Solid.
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11 years ago on this very night, i adopted aurelia, my perfect, special baby
November 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
11 years ago on this very night, i adopted aurelia, my perfect, special baby
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"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
a bit nuts simply because they've had multiple friendly public interactions prior to this and absolutely nothing about her politics has been a secret at any point
November 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
a bit nuts simply because they've had multiple friendly public interactions prior to this and absolutely nothing about her politics has been a secret at any point
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this is officially the funniest marketing blurb of all time. I love it when dumb guys achieve transcendent comic stupidity all on their own
November 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
this is officially the funniest marketing blurb of all time. I love it when dumb guys achieve transcendent comic stupidity all on their own
just greeted a work crew to install sheet rock in my busted up kitchen. belatedly realized I am wearing this @kthorjensen.bsky.social shirt
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/3318...
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/3318...
November 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
just greeted a work crew to install sheet rock in my busted up kitchen. belatedly realized I am wearing this @kthorjensen.bsky.social shirt
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/3318...
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/3318...
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Transgressive queer horror fiction? Oh yes, I’m a fan—as long as it’s not problematic of course
November 6, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Transgressive queer horror fiction? Oh yes, I’m a fan—as long as it’s not problematic of course
taken aback and DELIGHTED, to be clear
really enjoyed 28 Years Later though i was somewhat taken aback by the decision to set it in the Omegaverse
November 3, 2025 at 2:35 PM
taken aback and DELIGHTED, to be clear
really enjoyed 28 Years Later though i was somewhat taken aback by the decision to set it in the Omegaverse
November 3, 2025 at 3:50 AM
really enjoyed 28 Years Later though i was somewhat taken aback by the decision to set it in the Omegaverse
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Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes Starfleet Officers
October 22, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes Starfleet Officers
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Their Thighs Were Crotching God
October 22, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Their Thighs Were Crotching God
this is apparently controversial, but i think it's a bit rich to sell a sewing/knitting/crochet pattern you have not tested
October 22, 2025 at 2:43 AM
this is apparently controversial, but i think it's a bit rich to sell a sewing/knitting/crochet pattern you have not tested