Tony Willoughby
@tonywillnot.bsky.social
Retired software engineer. Woodworker.
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If a federal agent tries to assault you, just scream "JOE BIDEN STOLE THE 2020 ELECTION"
It's apparently like an Uno Reverse card. Now *you* get to assault the cops without any penalty. Beat them with a flagpole, use mace or bear spray on them, whatever.
I'm sure the lawyers here will back me up.
It's apparently like an Uno Reverse card. Now *you* get to assault the cops without any penalty. Beat them with a flagpole, use mace or bear spray on them, whatever.
I'm sure the lawyers here will back me up.
January 10, 2026 at 10:27 PM
If a federal agent tries to assault you, just scream "JOE BIDEN STOLE THE 2020 ELECTION"
It's apparently like an Uno Reverse card. Now *you* get to assault the cops without any penalty. Beat them with a flagpole, use mace or bear spray on them, whatever.
I'm sure the lawyers here will back me up.
It's apparently like an Uno Reverse card. Now *you* get to assault the cops without any penalty. Beat them with a flagpole, use mace or bear spray on them, whatever.
I'm sure the lawyers here will back me up.
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Chicago is having none of this administration's BS.
December 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Chicago is having none of this administration's BS.
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If this picture was of Obama, you know @FoxNews would do three weeks solid on why the flag was on the ground.
At least three weeks
At least three weeks
November 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
If this picture was of Obama, you know @FoxNews would do three weeks solid on why the flag was on the ground.
At least three weeks
At least three weeks
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Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
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if knowingly starving millions of americans while he builds a gilded ballroom isn't cause for revolution then i'm not sure what is
October 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
if knowingly starving millions of americans while he builds a gilded ballroom isn't cause for revolution then i'm not sure what is
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On the bright side, Argentina’s stock market is doing great today after Trump gave them $40 billion. Meanwhile, Americans are expected to go hungry in just a few days.
October 29, 2025 at 6:49 PM
On the bright side, Argentina’s stock market is doing great today after Trump gave them $40 billion. Meanwhile, Americans are expected to go hungry in just a few days.
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September 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Patient: Doc, I can't stop singing "What's new Pussycat"
Doc: Sounds like you’ve got Tom Jones Syndrome
Patient: Is it common?
Doc: It's not unusual...
Doc: Sounds like you’ve got Tom Jones Syndrome
Patient: Is it common?
Doc: It's not unusual...
September 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Patient: Doc, I can't stop singing "What's new Pussycat"
Doc: Sounds like you’ve got Tom Jones Syndrome
Patient: Is it common?
Doc: It's not unusual...
Doc: Sounds like you’ve got Tom Jones Syndrome
Patient: Is it common?
Doc: It's not unusual...
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Actually, in France male athletes wear jacquestraps to protect their oui ouis
November 27, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Actually, in France male athletes wear jacquestraps to protect their oui ouis
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Surely the people who screeched about the Biden DOJ are outraged about Donald Trump’s DOJ raiding the house of John Bolton.
Right?
Right?
🙄
Right?
Right?
🙄
August 22, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Surely the people who screeched about the Biden DOJ are outraged about Donald Trump’s DOJ raiding the house of John Bolton.
Right?
Right?
🙄
Right?
Right?
🙄
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The craziest thing about Trump walking around on the roof of The White House is that he’s all over the Epstein Files and will do anything to distract us. But it ain’t going away.
August 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The craziest thing about Trump walking around on the roof of The White House is that he’s all over the Epstein Files and will do anything to distract us. But it ain’t going away.
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The most interesting thing about the Sidney Sweeney jeans ad is that Trump trafficked and raped little girls and his entire administration is covering it up for him.
August 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
The most interesting thing about the Sidney Sweeney jeans ad is that Trump trafficked and raped little girls and his entire administration is covering it up for him.
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Just saw, for the first time, that Walmart commercial (from earlier this year) with Walton Goggins and The Who’s “Who Are You” and I’m speechless (derogatory).
August 4, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Just saw, for the first time, that Walmart commercial (from earlier this year) with Walton Goggins and The Who’s “Who Are You” and I’m speechless (derogatory).
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Okay, *now you can start to worry about data being manipulated.
August 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Okay, *now you can start to worry about data being manipulated.
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Amazing how hard it is to write: “Police shoot at journalists.”
June 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Amazing how hard it is to write: “Police shoot at journalists.”
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If Harvard wants Trump to stop attacking them, they should give him a plane.
May 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
If Harvard wants Trump to stop attacking them, they should give him a plane.
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President Declines Gift (1925)
May 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
President Declines Gift (1925)
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“I could”
Seems pretty relevant.
Seems pretty relevant.
Host: You could call and get Abrego Garcia back.
Trump: I could
Host: But the Supreme Court has ordered you to facilitate his release.
Trump: I'm not the one making this decision
Host: You're the president!
Trump: I could
Host: But the Supreme Court has ordered you to facilitate his release.
Trump: I'm not the one making this decision
Host: You're the president!
April 30, 2025 at 1:08 AM
“I could”
Seems pretty relevant.
Seems pretty relevant.
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He leaks whiskeyleaks
He leaks the lagerleaks
He signals songs that remind him of the good times
He signals songs that remind him of the best times
He leaks the lagerleaks
He signals songs that remind him of the good times
He signals songs that remind him of the best times
March 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
He leaks whiskeyleaks
He leaks the lagerleaks
He signals songs that remind him of the good times
He signals songs that remind him of the best times
He leaks the lagerleaks
He signals songs that remind him of the good times
He signals songs that remind him of the best times
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Invading the Capitol Building is one thing, but now protesters have descended on America's most precious symbol of national pride: the Tesla dealership.
March 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Invading the Capitol Building is one thing, but now protesters have descended on America's most precious symbol of national pride: the Tesla dealership.
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Hey NYTimes — *now* you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.
February 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Hey NYTimes — *now* you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.