Toothy Chicken
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Post election there has been an explosion of bad takes as people grapple with this new reality, and I promise never to become like that. This account is for bad takes in both peace and chaos. Nothing but shit analysis from cradle to grave baybee.
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Buffalo Drive, by William R. Leigh, 1947, 📸 by @sickoscommittee.org
December 28, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Buffalo Drive, by William R. Leigh, 1947, 📸 by @sickoscommittee.org
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erika kirk leaving the life of a trad wife to toss her kids to a nanny, and become a country touring influencer the moment her husband dies is hilarious. he’s probably rolling over in his fucking grave at the thought of her having a schedule outside of prepping 3 meals and doing laundry.
December 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
erika kirk leaving the life of a trad wife to toss her kids to a nanny, and become a country touring influencer the moment her husband dies is hilarious. he’s probably rolling over in his fucking grave at the thought of her having a schedule outside of prepping 3 meals and doing laundry.
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#TrainDreams filmed in Washington State, including three locations used for #TwinPeaks in Olallie State Park.
December 28, 2025 at 2:52 AM
#TrainDreams filmed in Washington State, including three locations used for #TwinPeaks in Olallie State Park.
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I remain convinced most of my problems can be fixed by the right notebook
December 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I remain convinced most of my problems can be fixed by the right notebook
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The radical left made me put my foot a little too forward on the step and sort of half-fall half-slide down down the stairs and my ass bumped down each step all the way and made me go "UH WUH WUH WUH UNGH" and all the people at the mall saw and laughed at me
December 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
The radical left made me put my foot a little too forward on the step and sort of half-fall half-slide down down the stairs and my ass bumped down each step all the way and made me go "UH WUH WUH WUH UNGH" and all the people at the mall saw and laughed at me
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American Canto paperback cover
December 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
American Canto paperback cover
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beware the beast [*] for he is the devils pawn. alone among gods primates he posts cringe for sport or lust. yea, he will post cringe for his brothers attention. let him not be screenshot in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his timeline and yours. shun him. drive him back to x dot com
December 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
beware the beast [*] for he is the devils pawn. alone among gods primates he posts cringe for sport or lust. yea, he will post cringe for his brothers attention. let him not be screenshot in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his timeline and yours. shun him. drive him back to x dot com
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Dem guys left the fascism fight to women since Reagan era outside in reality under actual blue skies.
Signed
Battle scarred gray haired ex Greenpeace Activist
Signed
Battle scarred gray haired ex Greenpeace Activist
December 27, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Dem guys left the fascism fight to women since Reagan era outside in reality under actual blue skies.
Signed
Battle scarred gray haired ex Greenpeace Activist
Signed
Battle scarred gray haired ex Greenpeace Activist
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Me communicating with the new Japanese users.
December 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Me communicating with the new Japanese users.
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i don't like that santa comes down the chimney that is the behavior of an apex predator
December 25, 2025 at 8:08 AM
i don't like that santa comes down the chimney that is the behavior of an apex predator
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
December 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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When people say Bluesky is like 50% “Cheeto bad” posts that’s how I know their dislike of the platform is a skill issue. I have perfectly curated my feed and encounter fewer of these posts than I do on most other social media platforms
December 21, 2025 at 7:37 PM
When people say Bluesky is like 50% “Cheeto bad” posts that’s how I know their dislike of the platform is a skill issue. I have perfectly curated my feed and encounter fewer of these posts than I do on most other social media platforms
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For sale: baby vaccines, never administered.
December 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
For sale: baby vaccines, never administered.
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Yo why is ticketmaster adding a $29.99 convenience fee to the epstein files
December 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Yo why is ticketmaster adding a $29.99 convenience fee to the epstein files
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i see all the very stupidest people who think they're scientists (economists, and their amateur imitators) are bumping up against the glass walls of their enclosure and they're getting really agitated
December 19, 2025 at 11:24 PM
i see all the very stupidest people who think they're scientists (economists, and their amateur imitators) are bumping up against the glass walls of their enclosure and they're getting really agitated
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Permitting and operating small nuclear reactors is the most obvious growth path for barely-solvent social media companies.
December 19, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Permitting and operating small nuclear reactors is the most obvious growth path for barely-solvent social media companies.
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While the FBI is busy fumbling lead after lead on a sloppy serial killer in Boston, Kash Patel is yelling at ChatGPT to have it draw him an even tougher challenge coin than the one he already has.
December 18, 2025 at 10:53 PM
While the FBI is busy fumbling lead after lead on a sloppy serial killer in Boston, Kash Patel is yelling at ChatGPT to have it draw him an even tougher challenge coin than the one he already has.
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‘Tis the season.
December 17, 2025 at 7:07 PM
‘Tis the season.
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I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center.
December 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center.
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Consider, a fondue restaurant called:
Hot Tub Thyme Machine
Hot Tub Thyme Machine
December 18, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Consider, a fondue restaurant called:
Hot Tub Thyme Machine
Hot Tub Thyme Machine
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'Twas the Recall Thursday before Christmas
and all through the house
your stuff was trying to kill you
yikes fam, get out
and all through the house
your stuff was trying to kill you
yikes fam, get out
December 18, 2025 at 3:12 PM
'Twas the Recall Thursday before Christmas
and all through the house
your stuff was trying to kill you
yikes fam, get out
and all through the house
your stuff was trying to kill you
yikes fam, get out
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Bluesky : would u like ur phone contacts to find u
Me :
Me :
a woman in a white jacket is holding a plate with food on it .
Alt: a woman in a white jacket is holding a plate with food on it .yelling oh my god ew david
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Bluesky : would u like ur phone contacts to find u
Me :
Me :
I know people feel like this Karoline Leavitt Vanity Faire photography of her face up close was unflattering but I think the picture here really captures her charm as the mouthpiece of this administration.
December 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I know people feel like this Karoline Leavitt Vanity Faire photography of her face up close was unflattering but I think the picture here really captures her charm as the mouthpiece of this administration.