TouchOfAlchemy
@touchofalchemy.bsky.social
Whisky drinking redhead. Mama of boys, herder of cats, snuggler of dogs. 5' of snark. Occasionally NSFW
To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all. --Oscar Wilde
To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all. --Oscar Wilde
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Not following back accounts with bible verse quotes is really a gift for both of us
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Pretending to be normal is fucking exhausting
March 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Pretending to be normal is fucking exhausting
Well shit
I stepped away for a few months because my mom died, and then the world freaking imploded
Guess it's a good thing I only had one mom
I stepped away for a few months because my mom died, and then the world freaking imploded
Guess it's a good thing I only had one mom
September 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Well shit
I stepped away for a few months because my mom died, and then the world freaking imploded
Guess it's a good thing I only had one mom
I stepped away for a few months because my mom died, and then the world freaking imploded
Guess it's a good thing I only had one mom
Tornado season in the midwest means sleeping naked is extra risky
March 15, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Tornado season in the midwest means sleeping naked is extra risky
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Did you know there’s a prize at the end of a tube of Chapstick?
March 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Did you know there’s a prize at the end of a tube of Chapstick?
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I'm full of nachos and social awkwardness
March 9, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I'm full of nachos and social awkwardness
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To be clear: a tariff is a tax.
March 9, 2025 at 1:41 PM
To be clear: a tariff is a tax.
Why is it that I would consider smothering a snoring human, but a cat snoring is pretty adorable?
March 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Why is it that I would consider smothering a snoring human, but a cat snoring is pretty adorable?
4AM and wide awake
There will be no springing in my "springing ahead" today
There will be no springing in my "springing ahead" today
March 9, 2025 at 9:02 AM
4AM and wide awake
There will be no springing in my "springing ahead" today
There will be no springing in my "springing ahead" today
I see the orange shitgibbon is entering his Saruman phase
Not that the illiterate mango would know, but the Ents really hated him tearing up the trees
Not that the illiterate mango would know, but the Ents really hated him tearing up the trees
March 9, 2025 at 8:54 AM
I see the orange shitgibbon is entering his Saruman phase
Not that the illiterate mango would know, but the Ents really hated him tearing up the trees
Not that the illiterate mango would know, but the Ents really hated him tearing up the trees
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Before my modeling career really took off, I was huge in orthopedic shoe catalogs.
March 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Before my modeling career really took off, I was huge in orthopedic shoe catalogs.
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Can’t wait till I’m rich enough to put a weird and unnecessary staircase in my house
March 8, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Can’t wait till I’m rich enough to put a weird and unnecessary staircase in my house
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I may be a last desperate option, but I'm YOUR last desperate option.
March 8, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I may be a last desperate option, but I'm YOUR last desperate option.
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I may be an asshole but at least I’m not bleached.
March 8, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I may be an asshole but at least I’m not bleached.
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Livin' la vida lub dub.
March 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Livin' la vida lub dub.
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Don't be angry with me because I spoke the truth. Be angry with me because I'm an asshole.
March 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Don't be angry with me because I spoke the truth. Be angry with me because I'm an asshole.
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I cut myself on the plastic lid of the fruit salad container. That's it, no more healthy eating.
March 9, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I cut myself on the plastic lid of the fruit salad container. That's it, no more healthy eating.
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If you don't believe in reproductive rights for women you shouldn't have sex with women.
March 9, 2025 at 4:00 AM
If you don't believe in reproductive rights for women you shouldn't have sex with women.
Building up a banned book library
Sometimes they're books I've not read, sometimes just newer printings without my old school notes scribbled in the margins
A few books each pay period
Slowly filling space on my shelves
Sometimes they're books I've not read, sometimes just newer printings without my old school notes scribbled in the margins
A few books each pay period
Slowly filling space on my shelves
March 9, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Building up a banned book library
Sometimes they're books I've not read, sometimes just newer printings without my old school notes scribbled in the margins
A few books each pay period
Slowly filling space on my shelves
Sometimes they're books I've not read, sometimes just newer printings without my old school notes scribbled in the margins
A few books each pay period
Slowly filling space on my shelves
One guess why these ended up in the kitchen drawer 🙄
March 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
One guess why these ended up in the kitchen drawer 🙄
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Silver lining:
Europe became a Union yesterday.
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Europe became a Union yesterday.
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March 1, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Silver lining:
Europe became a Union yesterday.
🇪🇺
Europe became a Union yesterday.
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On my long list of life's bullshit that irritates me is being allergic to certain kinds of booze
Why couldn't I be allergic to goats instead of Heineken and Magners...and champagne...malbec...chardonnay....
Why couldn't I be allergic to goats instead of Heineken and Magners...and champagne...malbec...chardonnay....
March 2, 2025 at 4:04 AM
On my long list of life's bullshit that irritates me is being allergic to certain kinds of booze
Why couldn't I be allergic to goats instead of Heineken and Magners...and champagne...malbec...chardonnay....
Why couldn't I be allergic to goats instead of Heineken and Magners...and champagne...malbec...chardonnay....
2 hour long manager training on being present for folks and actively listening
And I'm distracted on social media
And I'm distracted on social media
February 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
2 hour long manager training on being present for folks and actively listening
And I'm distracted on social media
And I'm distracted on social media
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I just want to be important enough to say “Leave us” to a roomful of people and empty the room
February 25, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I just want to be important enough to say “Leave us” to a roomful of people and empty the room