Anti-Social Pastor
@trousey627.bsky.social
Always tired........ tired of American Christianity's bullshit.
But seriously, I'm so tired. In every way.
But seriously, I'm so tired. In every way.
My only "woke" opinion is that 90% of the time I am awake, I wish I was asleep.
My progressive/leftist opinions are basically just be like Europe. Full on Democratic Socialism. Or Canada, but with more free stuff.
And unlike most American pastors, my faith is the very reason for those opinions.
My progressive/leftist opinions are basically just be like Europe. Full on Democratic Socialism. Or Canada, but with more free stuff.
And unlike most American pastors, my faith is the very reason for those opinions.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 15, 2025 at 8:18 AM
My only "woke" opinion is that 90% of the time I am awake, I wish I was asleep.
My progressive/leftist opinions are basically just be like Europe. Full on Democratic Socialism. Or Canada, but with more free stuff.
And unlike most American pastors, my faith is the very reason for those opinions.
My progressive/leftist opinions are basically just be like Europe. Full on Democratic Socialism. Or Canada, but with more free stuff.
And unlike most American pastors, my faith is the very reason for those opinions.
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For Halloween I dressed up as Zelda, the main character of the popular video game series: The Legend Of Zelda!
October 31, 2025 at 11:03 PM
For Halloween I dressed up as Zelda, the main character of the popular video game series: The Legend Of Zelda!
November 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
A whole week of @foldablehuman.bsky.social @mikeyface.bsky.social AND @graham.loadingreadyrun.com on the same shift???? Am I dreaming......?
Technically kicking off the show (since we start at 3pm), and then occurring from Noon-6pm daily is Alpha Flight! With familiar faces shuffling into the shift, it's hard to pin down what they'll be up to this year, but we're sure it'll be fascinating.
![A neon sign depicting Alpha Flight in text, with an additional logo. The volunteers are presented as if they are employee plaques on a brick wall. They are: Kathleen [She/Her, Ent], Dan Olsen [He/Him, Ent], Meghan Wolff [She/Her, Ent], Mikey Neumann [He/Him, Ent], Graham [He/Him, Ent], Joe [He/Him, Sr. Dir], Map [He/Him, Dir], Colin [He/Him, PA], Erika [She/Her, Ent&Prizes], Alex [He/Him, Site], Alexandra [She/They, Shipping&Prizes], Tim [He/Him, Stage Friend], Dan [He/Him, Blog], Adzy [She/Her, Social Media]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ks5h4fetj6t7fuhqpt5gtlxs/bafkreicuzaavsoyko36bt7xofggkxadgcyffya6mgeep73zcannpjfgg3i@jpeg)
October 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
A whole week of @foldablehuman.bsky.social @mikeyface.bsky.social AND @graham.loadingreadyrun.com on the same shift???? Am I dreaming......?
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If I ever got to travel back in time, my plan would be to carry around a little notebook to look at all the time, because I’ll miss my phone so much.
October 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM
If I ever got to travel back in time, my plan would be to carry around a little notebook to look at all the time, because I’ll miss my phone so much.
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Nothing’s funny anymore, but “23% of Americans yearn for the White House East Wing to be demolished” is sort of funny.
“YouGov polling conducted Tuesday found that 53 percent opposed demolishing part of the East Wing, 23 percent supported it and the remainder were unsure.”
this article gets to some of the questions I've had about this www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
October 22, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Nothing’s funny anymore, but “23% of Americans yearn for the White House East Wing to be demolished” is sort of funny.
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This month The New Yorker has profiled both Uniqlo and Costco, so that’s 90% of my wardrobe and now I’m just waiting on “Yo La Tengo concert tees”
October 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
This month The New Yorker has profiled both Uniqlo and Costco, so that’s 90% of my wardrobe and now I’m just waiting on “Yo La Tengo concert tees”
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No Kings includes DraftKings
October 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
No Kings includes DraftKings
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I’ve seen just one counter-protester at No Kings San Diego. He’s got a Trump 2024 flag and this guy has been following him around for probably an hour playing Benny Hill and circus music.
October 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I’ve seen just one counter-protester at No Kings San Diego. He’s got a Trump 2024 flag and this guy has been following him around for probably an hour playing Benny Hill and circus music.
For my pastoring gig.
Trump: "I am Jesus."
For my pharmacy gig.
"There goes the power."
Trump: "I am Jesus."
For my pharmacy gig.
"There goes the power."
“this library appears damaged”
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
October 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
For my pastoring gig.
Trump: "I am Jesus."
For my pharmacy gig.
"There goes the power."
Trump: "I am Jesus."
For my pharmacy gig.
"There goes the power."
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My statement on the two year anniversary of October 7, 2023.
October 7, 2025 at 1:17 PM
My statement on the two year anniversary of October 7, 2023.
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CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
October 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
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Normally people don’t stress much about the odds of giving up six runs in a single inning, but I’m a Mariners fan and that’s its own kind of generational trauma.
October 8, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Normally people don’t stress much about the odds of giving up six runs in a single inning, but I’m a Mariners fan and that’s its own kind of generational trauma.
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remember it's only fascism if it comes from the fascist region of Europe. Otherwise it's just sparkling conservatism.
Maybe this is the one I should just pin and tap the sign when people show up in a lather
Trump is a fascist threat; I've said it many times. I merely refuse to join many of you in your fever-dream that the United States is now a fascist regime when it's not even a Hungarian or Turkish regime. I want people to be sober-minded and determined, not hysterical and ineffective.
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October 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
remember it's only fascism if it comes from the fascist region of Europe. Otherwise it's just sparkling conservatism.
@majorityreport.bsky.social @emmavigeland.bsky.social Consistently the lamest man in politics. Says nothing of value, does nothing of value. If I were AIPAC I'd want my money back.
Weeks after Charlamagne tha God mocked Hakeem Jeffries calling him “AIPAC Shakur,” Jeffries responds with his own nickname: “Charlatan the Fraud”
October 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
@majorityreport.bsky.social @emmavigeland.bsky.social Consistently the lamest man in politics. Says nothing of value, does nothing of value. If I were AIPAC I'd want my money back.
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Jimmy Kimmel returns tomorrow night. MAGA hasn’t been this mad since 20 minutes ago, probably.
September 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Jimmy Kimmel returns tomorrow night. MAGA hasn’t been this mad since 20 minutes ago, probably.
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America hates Spider-Man, but America loves Fleem!
September 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
America hates Spider-Man, but America loves Fleem!
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Something about infinite Wheelers?
September 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Something about infinite Wheelers?
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Back in the Internet olden days, on September 19th we’d celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day. And we here at LoadingReadyRun made an educational film to help folks out. Enjoy our 19 year old video, How to Talk Like a Pirate 🏴☠️🙂
youtu.be/RzkQC0e91Nc
youtu.be/RzkQC0e91Nc
How to Talk like a Pirate
YouTube video by LoadingReadyRun
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September 19, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Back in the Internet olden days, on September 19th we’d celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day. And we here at LoadingReadyRun made an educational film to help folks out. Enjoy our 19 year old video, How to Talk Like a Pirate 🏴☠️🙂
youtu.be/RzkQC0e91Nc
youtu.be/RzkQC0e91Nc
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I feel real bad for everyone who's been struggling to care for a delusional family member, watching whatever progress they've made get annihilated by ChatGPT in an afternoon.
September 19, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I feel real bad for everyone who's been struggling to care for a delusional family member, watching whatever progress they've made get annihilated by ChatGPT in an afternoon.
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if you enjoy this post, be sure to share it with your friends
September 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
if you enjoy this post, be sure to share it with your friends
IMO there are only like 2, maybe 3 good answers to this question.
And I'm gonna choose G, but not because of America, bc of Spain and the Carribbean.
And I'm gonna choose G, but not because of America, bc of Spain and the Carribbean.
For the rest of your life, you can only eat food from one of these regions. Which do you choose?
For more maps: brilliantmaps.beehiiv.com/s...
For more maps: brilliantmaps.beehiiv.com/s...
September 17, 2025 at 11:27 AM
IMO there are only like 2, maybe 3 good answers to this question.
And I'm gonna choose G, but not because of America, bc of Spain and the Carribbean.
And I'm gonna choose G, but not because of America, bc of Spain and the Carribbean.
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Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13
The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up
September 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13
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"We have to cancel kristallnacht 2.0 because the guy was one of the people we were grooming to take part in it" is a heck of a twist to be sure
September 13, 2025 at 8:57 AM
"We have to cancel kristallnacht 2.0 because the guy was one of the people we were grooming to take part in it" is a heck of a twist to be sure
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