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DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
December 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
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roses are red, violets are funky,
December 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
roses are red, violets are funky,
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
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Trump forced 12 yr olds to perform lesbian acts for him.
Bondi knows it.
Congressional Repubs know it.
The media know it.
Ghislaine Maxwell knows it.
Trump is more than a pedo.
Bondi knows it.
Congressional Repubs know it.
The media know it.
Ghislaine Maxwell knows it.
Trump is more than a pedo.
November 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Trump forced 12 yr olds to perform lesbian acts for him.
Bondi knows it.
Congressional Repubs know it.
The media know it.
Ghislaine Maxwell knows it.
Trump is more than a pedo.
Bondi knows it.
Congressional Repubs know it.
The media know it.
Ghislaine Maxwell knows it.
Trump is more than a pedo.
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Video of Greg Bovino in Waukegan, with residents following and shouting, “You a bitch!” Taken by Armando Sanchez
November 7, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Video of Greg Bovino in Waukegan, with residents following and shouting, “You a bitch!” Taken by Armando Sanchez
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Is this asshole really carrying around an assault rifle on a quiet suburban lane?
November 8, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Is this asshole really carrying around an assault rifle on a quiet suburban lane?
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In Oakland, California, an ICE GOON shot a local clergyman point-blank.
October 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
In Oakland, California, an ICE GOON shot a local clergyman point-blank.
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ICE agents greeted by a hero on arrival in New York this evening.
Make statues of this.
Make statues of this.
October 21, 2025 at 11:12 PM
ICE agents greeted by a hero on arrival in New York this evening.
Make statues of this.
Make statues of this.
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Trump posts AI video showing him literally dumping shit on America
October 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Trump posts AI video showing him literally dumping shit on America
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The federal government is still shut down.
October 17, 2025 at 10:12 AM
The federal government is still shut down.
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I'm sorry, I just had to grab that clip of @pablo.show and @minakimes.bsky.social doing smelling salts for the first time:
October 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I'm sorry, I just had to grab that clip of @pablo.show and @minakimes.bsky.social doing smelling salts for the first time:
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Donald Trump really really doesn’t like this photo, so whatever you do… don’t share it. He would HATE that. 😈
October 14, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Donald Trump really really doesn’t like this photo, so whatever you do… don’t share it. He would HATE that. 😈
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Doing some back of the napkin math on the Free Press acquisition, I've determined The Onion is worth $2 trillion.
October 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Doing some back of the napkin math on the Free Press acquisition, I've determined The Onion is worth $2 trillion.
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Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV
September 29, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV
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There are no good arguments you can make that will bring round somebody who has quite joyfully nuked their own brain. They don’t care what’s real, they just know who they despise and how many coppers they’d like to see laying into those people with truncheons.
September 16, 2025 at 3:17 PM
There are no good arguments you can make that will bring round somebody who has quite joyfully nuked their own brain. They don’t care what’s real, they just know who they despise and how many coppers they’d like to see laying into those people with truncheons.
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RIP Charlie Kirk, you would have loved politicizing the shooting of Charlie Kirk.
on a serious note it's incredible how little they cared about the guy. he wasn't even confirmed as dead, never mind his body cold, before they started pushing "lefist" and "trans" "terrorism" narratives. they saw the blood gush out of his neck and thought "this is an excellent opportunity."
just so you know, twitter losers are trawling through bluesky and doing their usual thing of complaining about people who are telling jokes. comedy is legal now, losers. deal with it.
September 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
RIP Charlie Kirk, you would have loved politicizing the shooting of Charlie Kirk.
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a good orgy strategy is to have a pinball machine in the room because after a while once a lot of people have nutted and theyre all crowded around the pinball machine instead of having sex thats when you know its time to end the orgy
September 6, 2025 at 3:29 PM
a good orgy strategy is to have a pinball machine in the room because after a while once a lot of people have nutted and theyre all crowded around the pinball machine instead of having sex thats when you know its time to end the orgy
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theyre just torturing some random guy bc of where hes from, its sick
NEW: Fox News reports that the government is now threatening to send Kilmar Abrego Garcia to Eswatini, a small country in southern Africa where the U.S. recently sent several migrants, some of whom remain imprisoned there.
September 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
theyre just torturing some random guy bc of where hes from, its sick
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"Go to an old cemetery. See all the baby graves from before the 1950s & 60s? After that, hardly any. That's when people started vaccinating their children. If you're unsure what to do to protect your kids, the answer is literally written in stone." — Michael Okuda
How quick we forget.
How quick we forget.
September 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
"Go to an old cemetery. See all the baby graves from before the 1950s & 60s? After that, hardly any. That's when people started vaccinating their children. If you're unsure what to do to protect your kids, the answer is literally written in stone." — Michael Okuda
How quick we forget.
How quick we forget.
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Not them removing the cracker and barrel
August 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Not them removing the cracker and barrel