Tyler Martin
tyleramartin.bsky.social
Tyler Martin
@tyleramartin.bsky.social
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🎶 if he’ll drive you to the crime then he’s a fed.
If he’ll drive you to the crime then he’s a fed.
If he’ll drive you to the crime, then you’re gonna do the time.
If he’ll drive you to the crime then he’s a fed.”
Dear Bluesky hammer&sickle crowd:

That new dude in your group? He’s an FBI agent.
December 16, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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why would immigrants do this www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
December 16, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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From the @wsj.com chief foreign correspondent
December 7, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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It would cost $30 billion to end homelessness in the USA.
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion.
December 6, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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If Rand Paul is on his ass I can confirm two things

1. Even the worst people on the planet hate Pete Hegseth

2. My electoral platform of “drop Pete Hegseth into a vat of crabs” is viable and accepting donors now
Rand Paul just posted this letter from the Coast Guard confirming that 1/4 of the boats they stop carry no contraband. The likelihood that Hegseth & Bradley ordered the murder of innocent civilians is very high.
December 3, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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FUCK THE SALVATON ARMY - dashare.zone ADMIN
December 2, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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There is an extended version of it
November 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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these people basically just take luxury government jets and go to fancy events like make a wish kids while their minions flashbang your elderly neighbors
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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Still thinking about Clair Obscur, the game that entered into a staring contest with maximalism and won
November 14, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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Calling ICE on your neighbors is a hate crime
November 15, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Nuzzi's fawning coverage of the sociopathic conspiracy crank she was having an affair with aided his rise to political power, which he is using to perpetrate the worst intentional public health catastrophe of our unnecessarily shortened lifetimes, and THAT is the STORY.
November 15, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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No longer having to say "this isn't who we are" is proving to be a huge time saver
December 19, 2024 at 8:23 PM
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Furries knew how dangerous this was
Humans have a tendency to see faces in random patterns, we cannot be trusted with chatbots
November 15, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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sorry but i think it’s newsworthy every time someone wants to fuck rfk jr. and we’re never going to fully understand human psychology if we don’t figure it out
It rocks that all 20 people who genuinely think the Olivia Nuzzi stuff is interesting have editorial discretion at major media outlets. Just publish your group chats
November 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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excited to hear jd vance show how sincere his Catholicism is by insulting and correcting the Church tomorrow
BREAKING: At Pope Leo XIV’s urging, U.S. Catholic bishops just delivered the strongest rebuke of a sitting president in Church history — condemning Trump-Vance raids as “inhumane” and “dehumanizing” in a 216–5 vote.
NEW: At Pope Leo’s Urging, Bishops Issue Historic Rebuke of Trump’s Raids
Nearly all U.S. Catholic bishops united in Baltimore to denounce the Trump administration’s “inhumane” deportation campaign — a near-unanimous, unprecedented moral stand against a sitting president.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Imagine Lauren Boebert in the situation room surrounded by Trump, Bondi, Todd Blanche and others trying to get her to vote against the Epstein files release and she suddenly realizes she's neck deep in a pedophile cabal cover up.
November 13, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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jeffrey epstein spent thanksgiving *2017* with President Donald Trump at Mar a Lago and we only know this now i'm going to go insane
November 13, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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"This could take down Democrats, too."

I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.

Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
November 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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America has long feared it would suffer the same fate as the Roman republic, but never quite truly appreciated how utterly absurd Roman elites had become by the time of the late republic.
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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I GOT A LONG MEMORY FOR THIS USELESS PIECE OF SHIT AND HIS MANY CAPITULATIONS www.politico.com/story/2018/1...
Democrats agree to confirmations of 15 Trump judges
In exchange, Dems facing reelection can go home to campaign.
www.politico.com
November 7, 2025 at 8:21 PM