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Nothing says, "inherently superior" like multiple monstrously invasive cosmetic surgeries.
Probably a good sign that a Frankensteinian shambles and Mexican femboy are the top-shelf of US white supremacy.
Probably a good sign that a Frankensteinian shambles and Mexican femboy are the top-shelf of US white supremacy.
December 30, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Nothing says, "inherently superior" like multiple monstrously invasive cosmetic surgeries.
Probably a good sign that a Frankensteinian shambles and Mexican femboy are the top-shelf of US white supremacy.
Probably a good sign that a Frankensteinian shambles and Mexican femboy are the top-shelf of US white supremacy.
Im going to be vulnerable - does he say his name "Jerry" or "Jehr?"
December 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Im going to be vulnerable - does he say his name "Jerry" or "Jehr?"
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The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
Number of possible interpretations, I'll go with the best
Number of possible interpretations, I'll go with the best
December 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
Number of possible interpretations, I'll go with the best
Number of possible interpretations, I'll go with the best
Now THIS is a look
December 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Now THIS is a look
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bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok
December 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok
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Reading old court transcripts and, I mean, whomst
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Reading old court transcripts and, I mean, whomst
It Only Tuesday
What is the quintessential Onion headline? The strong contender that just randomly popped in my mind is "Hank Williams Jr. Honored by Institute For Football Preparedness"
December 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
It Only Tuesday
Post something random or you'll have an awful December...
November 29, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December...
Men, you don't have to be an Adonis - sometimes all you have to be is a silly little passionate guy and you too can marry the Bride of Frankenstein
Charles Laughton and Elsa Lanchester at home, shortly after moving to Los Angeles, c1932.
November 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Men, you don't have to be an Adonis - sometimes all you have to be is a silly little passionate guy and you too can marry the Bride of Frankenstein
Big fan of how everyone who has ever known Stephen Miller hates him
David Glosser, Stephen Miller’s uncle, told CNN his nephew is an “immigration hypocrite”:
“Had we not been able to enter America when we did, Stephen Miller would never exist” (2018)
“Had we not been able to enter America when we did, Stephen Miller would never exist” (2018)
November 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Big fan of how everyone who has ever known Stephen Miller hates him
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CRIMINAL: please, I have a family
BATMAN: [starts beating the shit out of him even harder]
BATMAN: [starts beating the shit out of him even harder]
November 27, 2025 at 7:24 AM
CRIMINAL: please, I have a family
BATMAN: [starts beating the shit out of him even harder]
BATMAN: [starts beating the shit out of him even harder]
Ken Casey was walking his dog once a few years ago and posted on Twitter "im going to be at (this street) for the next twenty minutes if any Nazis want to say something to my face"
No one showed up, of course
No one showed up, of course
I love the Dropkick Murphys because "Irish-American" + "gen X" + "punk rocker who's been at it for 30 years" should be the formula for the most racist guy alive but instead Ken Casey is constantly giving interviews where he's like "fascists are demons from hell and that's where they belong"
November 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Ken Casey was walking his dog once a few years ago and posted on Twitter "im going to be at (this street) for the next twenty minutes if any Nazis want to say something to my face"
No one showed up, of course
No one showed up, of course
COWER, FOOLS! FOR DOOM HAE COME TO THE SUBURBS
November 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
COWER, FOOLS! FOR DOOM HAE COME TO THE SUBURBS
Guarantee that the reveal that in the GQ article that Liz is married will lead to at least one suicide attempt
October 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Guarantee that the reveal that in the GQ article that Liz is married will lead to at least one suicide attempt
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this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
October 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
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I fucking knew it.
October 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I fucking knew it.
It'll be so funny when this guy melts
Tech millionaire turned longevity pioneer Bryan Johnson devotes more than 6 hours a day to trialling different methods to turn back the clock. Can the rest of us learn anything from his radical approach?
The real scientific insights from Bryan Johnson’s immortality quest
Tech millionaire turned longevity pioneer Bryan Johnson devotes more than 6 hours a day to trialling different methods to turn back the clock. Can the rest of us learn anything from his radical approach?
www.newscientist.com
September 17, 2025 at 4:31 PM
It'll be so funny when this guy melts
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I know we've gotten inured to this kind of thing, but hey the president called the news to say he's scared he won't get into heaven
August 20, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I know we've gotten inured to this kind of thing, but hey the president called the news to say he's scared he won't get into heaven
I had a thought tickling in the back of my head for a while and then it hit me - Weapons is structured like a Randy Beaman segment
August 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I had a thought tickling in the back of my head for a while and then it hit me - Weapons is structured like a Randy Beaman segment
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JAMES BOND (Tom Holland): (into smart watch) Alexa, I need your help! I can’t get into the Amazon fulfillment centre to save the Prime Minister! There’s a large group of pro-union protestors blocking the way!
MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old.
MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old.
August 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
JAMES BOND (Tom Holland): (into smart watch) Alexa, I need your help! I can’t get into the Amazon fulfillment centre to save the Prime Minister! There’s a large group of pro-union protestors blocking the way!
MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old.
MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old.
Slightly diminish a band:
Lieutenant Beefheart
Lieutenant Beefheart
Slightly diminish a band:
Jake
Jake
Slightly diminish a band:
Same As Ezra
Same As Ezra
August 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Slightly diminish a band:
Lieutenant Beefheart
Lieutenant Beefheart
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@iwriteok.bsky.social Im a few days behind, but DEI - Deranged Entertaining Italians
July 31, 2025 at 10:02 PM
@iwriteok.bsky.social Im a few days behind, but DEI - Deranged Entertaining Italians