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i think the calculation has always been “how much shittier can our services become before full scale ai adoption in service of slashing headcount hurts the bottom line” and this reads like groundwork toward that goal
Can't wait for the loosened up, non-perfect, but quickly shipped AI-enhanced updates to hit my banking and insurance services next year.

Im sure there will be no issues there at all.
December 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
December 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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The average left wing activist group is arguing about whether or not signal is secure enough for planning protests meanwhile Globohomo is run off of AOL mail.
December 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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I like that every Epstein file is like

“Let’s do 9/11 and Oklahoma City and fuck a bunch of kids together

-Sent From My IPhone”
December 24, 2025 at 2:23 AM
love to run cover for the pedophile elite
About the card Jeffrey Epstein purportedly sent to Larry Nassar:

* The postmark is from Virginia, not New York where Epstein was jailed
* The return address is incorrect and doesn't include his register number
* FBI sought a handwriting analysis. Don't know outcome.

www.reuters.com/world/us/jus...
Justice Department releases card mentioning Trump, purportedly sent from Epstein to Nassar
The U.S. Justice Department released an image on Tuesday of a card that makes a crude reference to President Donald Trump, purportedly written by convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein to Larry Nassar...
www.reuters.com
December 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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CHOTINER: and when you're in water you

PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.

CHOTINER: And this is because

PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish

CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example

PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
December 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
“everyone is 12” theory vindicated yet again
December 23, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Looks like sending it through Byers didn't have the intended result
December 22, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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If Dracula did not exist it would be necessary to invent him
December 18, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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7 year old giggling: when goku, gets super hungry, he eats like 30 meals in a row

Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats
June 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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This photo. THAT look on Joshua's face says, "This ain't business. This, right here, is what you do to Nazis."
December 20, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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pam bondi as porta potties: thread
July 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Can’t overemphasize what seeing Vince Staples watching Videodrome
on a flight would do to my brain chemistry
December 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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ready to risk it all
December 20, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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December 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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"This promise of an AI future, is really just a collective anxiety that wealthy people have about how well they're gonna be able to control us in the future."

- @tressiemcphd.bsky.social with an absolute mic drop moment about AI bullshit.

Incredible words.
Listen to all of it!
December 19, 2025 at 12:24 PM
as another august 1985 baby who isnt a bloodthirsty psycho i am upset to learn this
Rufo, Hanania, and Miller were all born in August of 1985, which makes me wonder wtf was going on that month
December 18, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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i saw mommy kissing santa claus while daddy ate his ass
December 14, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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this speech is brandon
December 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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December 17, 2025 at 4:04 PM
2026 is gonna be my year
December 17, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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i've become so numb
i can't feel my poop
December 14, 2025 at 3:56 PM
this is true for most active investment advisors fwiw
Epstein was an avatar of the scam economy: "In his first two decades of business, we found that Epstein was less a financial genius than a prodigious manipulator and liar." (Gift link)
Scams, Schemes, Ruthless Cons: The Untold Story of How Jeffrey Epstein Got Rich
www.nytimes.com
December 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM