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one step ahead of present reality ❦ amusement is not an endorsement ❦ spicy chicken sandwich ❦ bike stuff ❦ IDIC ❦ ☈ochester, NY ❦
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My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I am sorry I can not make it to Friendsgiving. I read the RFK Jr. poem, and have lost my appetite.
November 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
We’ve been through this before, it’s not a vegan charcuterie board, it’s crudités.

🥒
November 21, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Regardless of genre this is one of the best LP covers ever made.
Love Pen & Pixel.
November 9, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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King Kong vs Godzilla (1962)
November 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Ya know, I still can’t get over how one of the very first things that I saw upon arriving in Japan was a fully serious ANA in-flight safety video that had a bunch of Pokémon in it.
November 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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coffee at 2pm won't affect your sleep adversely if you are pure of heart and spirit
November 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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fill my trough bitch
November 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I could post a garbage plate here, but honestly anything can be part of a garbage plate as long as you believe in yourself.
I want everyone to post their hometown slop (if you don't have a cuisine that qualifies then your town has zero culture).

Skyline is fine and hits at 3 am just like taco bell lol
November 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Once again a large percentage of the internet is down, but not the part I use for work. 🫩
Being able to log in at work this morning is the exact same feeling as hearing that all the area school districts are closed for a snow day except for mine.
November 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Just found out my plumber is a Juggalo and I'm SO relieved.
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
What I have to tell myself every day working in the high end grooming and cosmetics supply chain. 😩
skincare is praxis
November 17, 2025 at 4:48 PM
They are coming out with a Star Trek MTG set next year. And I have friends who want to get back into it and I’m like “yeah, why don’t we just smoke a little crack while we are at it…”
November 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
In For All Mankind season 4 (takes place in 2003) Dani Poole gets excited at the idea of watching Star Trek with her grandbaby, and I love that about her, but mentions that they are going to watch “all three of them”

What does she mean by that?
November 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Always thinking about my friend who told me "getting in trouble is a fake concept" right before he got in a lot of trouble
November 13, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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every generation gets the moon landing they deserve
absolutely insane that we’re all just expected to be working jobs right now
November 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Nobody else I talk to is watching Dragula Titans 2, and that’s fine; but I can’t stop thinking about/quoting this one moment.
November 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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THEY HAVE NAMES?!?
November 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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From: Jeffrey Epstein
To: Donald Trump
Subject: Pedophilia

Hello my good friend Donald Trump. I am a pedophile, and I know you are also. We are friends and pedophiles, together.

Best,
Jeffrey Epstein, famous pedophile.
November 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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finding joy despite the world in 2025 is like this lol
November 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Got the Marineland jingle stuck in my head again for some reason.
Now instead of sleep I get to lay awake thinking about the 30 beluga whales that are living stuck in an abandoned theme park.

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November 12, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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"AHHHH! TAKO WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE SO STRONG!! TAKO DON'T EAT ME!!!"
I taught an octopus piano (It took 6 months)
YouTube video by Mattias Krantz
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM