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ale(jandro)
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20. he/him.
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donate to kat if you think laura loomer fucking sucks

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July 2, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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"@katmabu.bsky.social, the candidate Laura Loomer fears" is not the worst slogan
This oughta end up fine for me.
July 2, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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not even just penetrative sex, but anything with a giver and receiver
July 2, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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you are the youngest person EVER
July 2, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Windows To Phase Out ‘Blue Screen Of Death’
theonion.com/windows...
July 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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ben was gagged
June 30, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Quite obvious what they're doing - of course Swalwell won't say what specifically was said, it's a telephone game of increasingly defamatory insinuation based on nothing
Democratic congressman Eric Swalwell says of Zohran Mamdani: "I don't associate myself with what he has said about the Jewish people."
June 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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June 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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May 24, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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These are the real questions.
Listen do you want to try writing the book or amputating a limb with the civil war bone saw? It's going to feel about the same.
May 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Democratic voters issued a massive rebuke of their own party last year by just refusing to show up on election day & instead of a major shakeup its leaders are spending big on consultants to find a Youtube salesman that can help a small group of septuagenarians no one likes cling to power.
May 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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“Above all else, the Devil cannot stand to be mocked.” -C.S. Lewis
May 19, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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People keep asking why The Onion is doing well right now, and it's simply because we just refuse to kowtow. I cannot stress enough how good it is for your business and your soul be strong and even fun in the face of the ongoing horror and bullshit.

www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/st...
May 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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May 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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April 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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this reads exactly like the alt text discourse from the other day. people on here don't want systemic reform that improves things for everyone if it means they get less opportunities to feel morally righteous
"if servers have a higher minimum wage they don't need tips as much, so really, our system is better" I don't care if they make fifty bucks an hour. if someone brings you food or drink you tip them. have the social grace god gave a coonhound
May 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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No one reads anymore. No one makes money doing this. And none of it is real. Come join the mass delusion of creative writing with us
May 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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must have had a lot of time bonuses
May 10, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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what if instead of saying banana minions said punany
April 30, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Lady Gaga wrote a letter in Spanish to her fans in Mexico City thanking them for their support. 🥹 #VivaLaMAYHEM
April 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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An all caps poem that reads like a prayer.

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November 8, 2024 at 2:54 PM
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cutting government waste is good. handing the government over to oligarchs is bad. both things can be true.
February 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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well you should definitely read this
NEW: “A company owned by two of Donald Trump’s top mega-donors has routinely brought dozens of its workers from Mexico to staff its warehouses in Wisconsin and other locations even though they do not appear to have permission to work in the US.”

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024...
Major Trump donors who complained of immigrant ‘invasion’ used Mexican workers illegally, sources allege
Exclusive: Experts believe the alleged ‘shuttle support’ program used by Uline – a company owned by billionaires Liz and Dick Uihlein – is likely illegal and exploitative of workers
www.theguardian.com
December 21, 2024 at 4:20 AM
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I can't think of many things more cowardly than using trans kids as human shields in your overall fight against trans rights. Own your bullshit beliefs. You're not fooling anyone at this point who doesn't actively WANT to be fooled.
"Attempting to protect children against the lifelong consequences of medical treatments administered before they’re old enough to fully understand the risks isn’t malicious. It’s a traditional function of American government." www.nytimes.com/2024/12/08/o...
Opinion | The Tennessee Trans Treatment Case Is About Age, Not Sex
The state’s ban on gender-affirming medical care for minors passes the constitutional test.
www.nytimes.com
December 8, 2024 at 7:30 PM