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Simply
Having
A wonderful
Having
A wonderful
December 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Simply
Having
A wonderful
Having
A wonderful
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for nathan so loved the world, he gave his only behotten dog
December 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
for nathan so loved the world, he gave his only behotten dog
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Oh my god oh my god oh my goddddd the local aquarium has three new born otters and they CHIRP
December 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Oh my god oh my god oh my goddddd the local aquarium has three new born otters and they CHIRP
The mortadella cookies confuse and disgust me. I have to have one.
December 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
The mortadella cookies confuse and disgust me. I have to have one.
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That fuck Adam Duritz has done it again. It is proving to be a Long God Damned December, all right.
December 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
That fuck Adam Duritz has done it again. It is proving to be a Long God Damned December, all right.
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you have been visited by the Quail of the Double Top Knot. Like for good luck. Ignore to go fuck yourself.
December 9, 2025 at 10:01 PM
you have been visited by the Quail of the Double Top Knot. Like for good luck. Ignore to go fuck yourself.
Damn dude, the PT Cruiser wasn't the hit you thought it would be. Let it go.
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Damn dude, the PT Cruiser wasn't the hit you thought it would be. Let it go.
Yesterday I killed a mosquito in my house and today it's snowing.
December 4, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Yesterday I killed a mosquito in my house and today it's snowing.
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Reading old court transcripts and, I mean, whomst
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Reading old court transcripts and, I mean, whomst
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Please do not animate the snowmen into golemn. Several of the local youth have been teaching them about mortality and they art not taking it well.
December 3, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Please do not animate the snowmen into golemn. Several of the local youth have been teaching them about mortality and they art not taking it well.
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there should be more thursday-based holidays, based purely on their ability to utterly fuck up a work week
November 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
there should be more thursday-based holidays, based purely on their ability to utterly fuck up a work week
The real war on cattle was me attempting to eat this whole butter cow.
November 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
The real war on cattle was me attempting to eat this whole butter cow.
This has to be just an AI attempt at Avril Levigne, right?
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
This has to be just an AI attempt at Avril Levigne, right?
I genuinely look forward to seeing what fun mishaps this scamp gets up to in prison.
BRASILIA, Brazil (AP) — Brazil's former President Jair Bolsonaro begins serving 27-year prison sentence.
November 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I genuinely look forward to seeing what fun mishaps this scamp gets up to in prison.
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![R. H. Bing (October 20, 1914 – April 28, 1986)[1] was an American mathematician who worked mainly in the areas of geometric topology and continuum theory.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreid62wy3dekb2kzbisjfdlimlb35j4rlgew5iof7vi32byfszmg26a@jpeg)
![Bing's father was named Rupert Henry, but Bing's mother thought that "Rupert Henry" was too British for Texas. Thus she compromised by abbreviating it to R. H.[5] Consequently, R. H. does not stand for a first or middle name.
When Bing was applying for a visa, he was requested not to use initials. He explained that his name was really "R-only H-only Bing", and ended up receiving a visa made out to "Ronly Honly Bing".](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreigmfj53q4uy33spga2bxdkllqm3ag5sffovg5g7ddmu3vqzkb6k24@jpeg)
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librarians are rent boys. "librarian" is an oppressive class, like adult people or demisexual people.
November 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
librarians are rent boys. "librarian" is an oppressive class, like adult people or demisexual people.
Let me get this straight: you think there is no frigate like a book?
I do. And I’m tired of pretending there is.
I do. And I’m tired of pretending there is.
November 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Let me get this straight: you think there is no frigate like a book?
I do. And I’m tired of pretending there is.
I do. And I’m tired of pretending there is.
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potatoes have descended on new york city
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November 20, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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A local bank used to fly a flag for each school in the Big 12. They've given up and just have 12 OU flags now.
November 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
A local bank used to fly a flag for each school in the Big 12. They've given up and just have 12 OU flags now.
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Couldn't remember Jon Hamm's name or the name of his character. So I made a discovery
November 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Couldn't remember Jon Hamm's name or the name of his character. So I made a discovery
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learned hamburger helplessness
November 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
learned hamburger helplessness