Weeeble
@weeeble.bsky.social
I'm just here to follow funny accounts, as a distraction from the real world
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one unexpected outlook change from being a dad is taking the self care people 10x more seriously when it comes to dealing with weirdly directed anger and rage (including Online). many angry posts should have been naps or little packets of crackers
December 31, 2025 at 9:13 PM
one unexpected outlook change from being a dad is taking the self care people 10x more seriously when it comes to dealing with weirdly directed anger and rage (including Online). many angry posts should have been naps or little packets of crackers
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R.I.P. 2025 (2025 - 2025)
December 31, 2025 at 8:05 PM
R.I.P. 2025 (2025 - 2025)
won't it get confusing, both having the same name?
December 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
won't it get confusing, both having the same name?
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ADVERTS.
Before Christmas.
BUY CAKE!
BUY CHOCOLATE!
BUY MEAT!
BUY CHEESE!
BUY BOOZE!
EAT AND DRINK EVERYTHING!
MORE! MORE! MORE!
After Christmas.
DIET!
LOSE THAT DISGUSTING CHRISTMAS WEIGHT, LARDO!
DETOX!
EW, YOUR JEANS DON'T FIT, CHUNKY!
LOOK AT YOU, FATSO!
YOU MAKE ME SICK!
Before Christmas.
BUY CAKE!
BUY CHOCOLATE!
BUY MEAT!
BUY CHEESE!
BUY BOOZE!
EAT AND DRINK EVERYTHING!
MORE! MORE! MORE!
After Christmas.
DIET!
LOSE THAT DISGUSTING CHRISTMAS WEIGHT, LARDO!
DETOX!
EW, YOUR JEANS DON'T FIT, CHUNKY!
LOOK AT YOU, FATSO!
YOU MAKE ME SICK!
December 27, 2025 at 9:21 AM
ADVERTS.
Before Christmas.
BUY CAKE!
BUY CHOCOLATE!
BUY MEAT!
BUY CHEESE!
BUY BOOZE!
EAT AND DRINK EVERYTHING!
MORE! MORE! MORE!
After Christmas.
DIET!
LOSE THAT DISGUSTING CHRISTMAS WEIGHT, LARDO!
DETOX!
EW, YOUR JEANS DON'T FIT, CHUNKY!
LOOK AT YOU, FATSO!
YOU MAKE ME SICK!
Before Christmas.
BUY CAKE!
BUY CHOCOLATE!
BUY MEAT!
BUY CHEESE!
BUY BOOZE!
EAT AND DRINK EVERYTHING!
MORE! MORE! MORE!
After Christmas.
DIET!
LOSE THAT DISGUSTING CHRISTMAS WEIGHT, LARDO!
DETOX!
EW, YOUR JEANS DON'T FIT, CHUNKY!
LOOK AT YOU, FATSO!
YOU MAKE ME SICK!
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Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad
December 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad
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[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
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"The car you're looking at can sit six people without any problems." I don't think I know six people without any problems.
December 15, 2025 at 3:04 AM
"The car you're looking at can sit six people without any problems." I don't think I know six people without any problems.
Are you not more interesting than how you look?
December 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Are you not more interesting than how you look?
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[sinking in quicksand]
me: oh no
wife: we’ll be fine if we just remain still and wait for help
me: ok
[mambo no. 5 starts to play]
me: OH NO
me: oh no
wife: we’ll be fine if we just remain still and wait for help
me: ok
[mambo no. 5 starts to play]
me: OH NO
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
[sinking in quicksand]
me: oh no
wife: we’ll be fine if we just remain still and wait for help
me: ok
[mambo no. 5 starts to play]
me: OH NO
me: oh no
wife: we’ll be fine if we just remain still and wait for help
me: ok
[mambo no. 5 starts to play]
me: OH NO
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Happy man day or whatever
November 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Happy man day or whatever
One of the most incredible photographs I've ever seen 📷
November 12, 2025 at 10:07 PM
One of the most incredible photographs I've ever seen 📷
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i finally see that jeffery epstein did kill himself, he was getting too many emails.
November 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
i finally see that jeffery epstein did kill himself, he was getting too many emails.
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Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???
November 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???
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I used to work at a small shop that made little plastic vampires.
There were only 2 of us working there, so I had to make every second count.
There were only 2 of us working there, so I had to make every second count.
October 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I used to work at a small shop that made little plastic vampires.
There were only 2 of us working there, so I had to make every second count.
There were only 2 of us working there, so I had to make every second count.
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DOCTOR: we found drugs in your system
ME: is there anything you can do
DOCTOR: no you did them all
ME: is there anything you can do
DOCTOR: no you did them all
October 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
DOCTOR: we found drugs in your system
ME: is there anything you can do
DOCTOR: no you did them all
ME: is there anything you can do
DOCTOR: no you did them all
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vertical
diagona/
horizonta__
no further questions
diagona/
horizonta__
no further questions
October 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
vertical
diagona/
horizonta__
no further questions
diagona/
horizonta__
no further questions
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well well well if if if it it it isn't isn't isn't an an an echo echo echo inside inside inside this this this well well well
October 8, 2025 at 2:52 PM
well well well if if if it it it isn't isn't isn't an an an echo echo echo inside inside inside this this this well well well
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Brother: hand me that paddle
Me: oar
Brother: or I’ll smack you
Me: oar
Brother: or I’ll smack you
October 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Brother: hand me that paddle
Me: oar
Brother: or I’ll smack you
Me: oar
Brother: or I’ll smack you
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Matthew 15:29-31: And great crowds came to him, bringing with them the lame, the blind, the crippled, the mute, and many others, and they put them at his feet, and he healed them after verifying their citizenship status.
October 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Matthew 15:29-31: And great crowds came to him, bringing with them the lame, the blind, the crippled, the mute, and many others, and they put them at his feet, and he healed them after verifying their citizenship status.