whyamionfire.bsky.social
@whyamionfire.bsky.social
I will face the consequences but if your gas pump plays an ad that isn't related to your gas station it will be defaced by me.
January 9, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Monday got the ground beef back
Tuesday, Wednesday, elbow Mac
Thursday add the cheesy sack
It's Friday, I'm a glove
December 28, 2024 at 12:41 AM
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I would have threw my phone and drop kicked that baby.
December 8, 2024 at 8:53 AM
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December 9, 2024 at 2:25 AM
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Today's Low Quality Ad is for the Hawaiian Shaved Ice and Snow Cone Machine. Contrary to popular belief, winter is actually the best time for snow cones. They won't melt. I'll eat snow cones in February that have been sitting in my yard since December.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0CFM69V4...
December 8, 2024 at 6:48 PM
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i will always fight for the truth, fucko
August 8, 2024 at 3:22 PM
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The moon looks so pretty tonight
August 10, 2024 at 12:49 AM
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Tim Walz has definitely drunkenly eaten handfuls of shredded cheese in the dark at 3am with no pants on and that’s why he has my unconditional support
August 8, 2024 at 5:11 PM
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i’ll be honest i never realized how much i have in common with expensive dogfood
August 8, 2024 at 3:05 PM
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(everyone boarding this flight getting this notification) is that good
August 8, 2024 at 11:01 PM
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New important D20 just dropped.
August 8, 2024 at 7:48 PM
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It is important to read to your children, especially before they can read themselves.
August 8, 2024 at 10:06 PM
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CVS reported $8.34 billion in profit last year, and spent $12,476,000 lobbying against policies like universal healthcare and lower prescription costs.

CVS is asking customers to donate to help the problem that they’re making exponentially worse, just to pad their profits.
July 27, 2024 at 10:07 PM
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I WANT YOU TO STOP BEING AFRAID
of other Americans
of other religions
of other classes
of other nations
of speaking out.
YOU ARE AMERICANS.
ACT LIKE IT!
If you don't get it,
ask an American who does.
July 28, 2024 at 1:06 AM
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goals
July 28, 2024 at 1:51 AM
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I was once again mistaken for a bot, so here's a picture of me holding a snake. As far as I know, bots can't hold snakes. Not yet. We will be in deep trouble if they ever learn how to.
July 26, 2024 at 10:06 PM
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Vance: “well, you know what they say…’more cushion for the pushin’”

“JD, that’s a terrible thing to say about a woman”

Vance: “about a what”
July 25, 2024 at 4:19 AM
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I don’t agree with JD Vance’s politics but I find his personal story (abandoning a writing career) deeply inspiring
July 24, 2024 at 2:13 AM
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July 21, 2024 at 9:53 PM
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I'm a single issue voter and the single issue is this
July 22, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Moth <3
July 22, 2024 at 3:02 AM
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Kamala’s menu of potential VPs
July 21, 2024 at 7:29 PM
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Eagerly awaiting all my neighbors replacing their “Let’s Go Brandon” bumper stickers with a swastika made out of racial slurs
July 22, 2024 at 1:30 AM