Pat Woods
@woodrow1856.bsky.social
Seated at the table in the laboratory of the Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
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Do I know how fast I was going? Officer, the Dow is over 50,000 right now. The S&P at almost 7,000, and the Nasdaq smashing records. That's what we should be talking about. Don’t you dare laugh at me. I don’t know what’s so funny, you loser.
February 12, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Do I know how fast I was going? Officer, the Dow is over 50,000 right now. The S&P at almost 7,000, and the Nasdaq smashing records. That's what we should be talking about. Don’t you dare laugh at me. I don’t know what’s so funny, you loser.
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It would take only a handful of Republican votes in the Senate and even fewer in the House to impeach, convict, and remove Trump. Only a handful.
January 8, 2026 at 1:42 PM
It would take only a handful of Republican votes in the Senate and even fewer in the House to impeach, convict, and remove Trump. Only a handful.
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JD Vance supports murdering American citizens. He's made that perfectly clear today. If he's willing to defend the murder of Renee Good, he would defend your murder, too.
JD Vance accuses the slain Renee Good of perpetrating "an attack on federal law enforcement, an attack on law and order, and attack on the American people"
"That woman was there to interfere with a legitimate law enforcement operation," he adds, repeatedly referring to her as "that woman"
"That woman was there to interfere with a legitimate law enforcement operation," he adds, repeatedly referring to her as "that woman"
January 8, 2026 at 6:52 PM
JD Vance supports murdering American citizens. He's made that perfectly clear today. If he's willing to defend the murder of Renee Good, he would defend your murder, too.
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Trump is a dangerous hypocrite.
He is reckless and cruel.
He is corrupt and dangerous.
He is reckless and cruel.
He is corrupt and dangerous.
December 5, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Trump is a dangerous hypocrite.
He is reckless and cruel.
He is corrupt and dangerous.
He is reckless and cruel.
He is corrupt and dangerous.
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Donald "Hawk Tuah" Trump
November 14, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Donald "Hawk Tuah" Trump
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Still amazes me that Trump took a test that literally has drawings of animals on it and he thinks that proves he is a massive genius
October 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Still amazes me that Trump took a test that literally has drawings of animals on it and he thinks that proves he is a massive genius
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1. Reagan’s speech is real
2. It’s public domain
3. Americans pay the cost of the added 10% tariffs, not Canadians
4. Trump keeps lying because he thinks you’re all too stupid to fact check
5. The average family will pay an extra $4900 this year because his tariffs
2. It’s public domain
3. Americans pay the cost of the added 10% tariffs, not Canadians
4. Trump keeps lying because he thinks you’re all too stupid to fact check
5. The average family will pay an extra $4900 this year because his tariffs
October 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
1. Reagan’s speech is real
2. It’s public domain
3. Americans pay the cost of the added 10% tariffs, not Canadians
4. Trump keeps lying because he thinks you’re all too stupid to fact check
5. The average family will pay an extra $4900 this year because his tariffs
2. It’s public domain
3. Americans pay the cost of the added 10% tariffs, not Canadians
4. Trump keeps lying because he thinks you’re all too stupid to fact check
5. The average family will pay an extra $4900 this year because his tariffs
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President Trump: “Jeffrey Epstein seemed like a totally normal guy to me.”
Me, entering Jeffrey Epstein’s residence: “What the fuckity fuck.”
Me, entering Jeffrey Epstein’s residence: “What the fuckity fuck.”
August 6, 2025 at 11:25 AM
President Trump: “Jeffrey Epstein seemed like a totally normal guy to me.”
Me, entering Jeffrey Epstein’s residence: “What the fuckity fuck.”
Me, entering Jeffrey Epstein’s residence: “What the fuckity fuck.”
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I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Donald Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.
July 12, 2025 at 11:16 AM
I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Donald Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.
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The administration has kicked the hornet's nest of the world's largest state sponsor of terrorism at precisely the same moment it has gutted many of our most critical counter-terrorism resources. Stunningly foolhardy. We are at greater risk today than we were yesterday.
June 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The administration has kicked the hornet's nest of the world's largest state sponsor of terrorism at precisely the same moment it has gutted many of our most critical counter-terrorism resources. Stunningly foolhardy. We are at greater risk today than we were yesterday.
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Explain to me how a Harris/Walz administration would be worse than what we've ended up with. If you sincerely believe this to be true, let's have an honest and open discussion so I can instantly hit the block button, you ignorant fucking dumbass.
June 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Explain to me how a Harris/Walz administration would be worse than what we've ended up with. If you sincerely believe this to be true, let's have an honest and open discussion so I can instantly hit the block button, you ignorant fucking dumbass.
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This is cool. Public Enemy still fighting the power while tapping into new power.
pitchfork.com/news/public-...
pitchfork.com/news/public-...
June 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
This is cool. Public Enemy still fighting the power while tapping into new power.
pitchfork.com/news/public-...
pitchfork.com/news/public-...
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You know what’s actually newsworthy and deserves a weekly editorial takedown? The unprecedented nature of Elon Musk owning a major communications platform while paying people to vote for Trump and then working in an unofficial official capacity in the White House.
June 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
You know what’s actually newsworthy and deserves a weekly editorial takedown? The unprecedented nature of Elon Musk owning a major communications platform while paying people to vote for Trump and then working in an unofficial official capacity in the White House.
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Dear Elon Musk:
Now why don't you share what you REALLY did to help Trump win the election?
America deserves to know.
xoxo
We the People
Now why don't you share what you REALLY did to help Trump win the election?
America deserves to know.
xoxo
We the People
June 6, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Dear Elon Musk:
Now why don't you share what you REALLY did to help Trump win the election?
America deserves to know.
xoxo
We the People
Now why don't you share what you REALLY did to help Trump win the election?
America deserves to know.
xoxo
We the People
Elon ought to go full on and explain how they were asked to rig the swing states machines.
June 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Elon ought to go full on and explain how they were asked to rig the swing states machines.
This is fucked. Up.
Immigrant priest from India shot and killed by a MAGA Trumper and virtually NO news coverage. Hmmm.
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjJKSKRH/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjJKSKRH/
Immigrant Priest gunned down by a MAGAt
TikTok video by Hawkeye Whackamole
www.tiktok.com
April 10, 2025 at 3:33 AM
This is fucked. Up.
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Canada is quite literally playing a game of wit, and Trump has come unarmed. All he has is bluster and a quickly failing economy. He will fold. Stay strong!
March 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Canada is quite literally playing a game of wit, and Trump has come unarmed. All he has is bluster and a quickly failing economy. He will fold. Stay strong!
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“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.”
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
February 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.”
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
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I know pointing out hypocrisy doesn’t matter anymore, but if there’s one person I wouldn’t want to be the judge of who goes into locker rooms, it would be the man who openly boasted about walking into dressing rooms of underage girls
February 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I know pointing out hypocrisy doesn’t matter anymore, but if there’s one person I wouldn’t want to be the judge of who goes into locker rooms, it would be the man who openly boasted about walking into dressing rooms of underage girls
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Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet:
www.404media.co/declassified...
www.404media.co/declassified...
Declassified CIA Guide to Sabotaging Fascism Is Suddenly Viral
The World War II-era "Simple Sabotage Field Manual" is full of steps that office workers can take to resist leadership.
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January 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet:
www.404media.co/declassified...
www.404media.co/declassified...
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This is so goddamn funny
January 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
This is so goddamn funny
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🚨 SO, ELON. “Anything can be hacked,” as you say. 🚨
…like…VOTING.
This is from the Foreign Interference Commission of Canada.
…like…VOTING.
This is from the Foreign Interference Commission of Canada.
Here's the thread: 1. NATO is considering invoking Article 5 under Cyber policy due to Elon Musk’s rapid deployment of a 265-satellite low-orbit Direct-to-Cell constellation just two weeks before the Nov 5 election. These satellites function like a “Stingray” device in every U.S. voting precinct.
January 26, 2025 at 8:48 AM
🚨 SO, ELON. “Anything can be hacked,” as you say. 🚨
…like…VOTING.
This is from the Foreign Interference Commission of Canada.
…like…VOTING.
This is from the Foreign Interference Commission of Canada.