hailey
@wxstenra.bsky.social
she/they
certified shitshow
i have a wife and she’s the coolest person ever
certified shitshow
i have a wife and she’s the coolest person ever
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Egg drop soup
Egg clumsy
Egg bad waiter
Egg fired again
Egg turn to life of crime
Egg clumsy
Egg bad waiter
Egg fired again
Egg turn to life of crime
March 3, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Egg drop soup
Egg clumsy
Egg bad waiter
Egg fired again
Egg turn to life of crime
Egg clumsy
Egg bad waiter
Egg fired again
Egg turn to life of crime
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friend: I brought cookies, does anyone have a nut allergy?
me: I actually have a nut deficiency
room full of tipsy gays: heeeyoooooooh
me: I actually have a nut deficiency
room full of tipsy gays: heeeyoooooooh
March 3, 2025 at 2:22 AM
friend: I brought cookies, does anyone have a nut allergy?
me: I actually have a nut deficiency
room full of tipsy gays: heeeyoooooooh
me: I actually have a nut deficiency
room full of tipsy gays: heeeyoooooooh
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the only Oscar I care about lives in a trash can on Sesame Street
March 3, 2025 at 2:54 AM
the only Oscar I care about lives in a trash can on Sesame Street
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They should have given Best Original Song to the penis to vagina song
March 3, 2025 at 2:29 AM
They should have given Best Original Song to the penis to vagina song
how do i get the liberals who only post political cartoons and drawings of ruth bader ginsgurg off my feed i just wanna see gay people and hot vampire ladies and Alex Winter
March 3, 2025 at 2:59 AM
how do i get the liberals who only post political cartoons and drawings of ruth bader ginsgurg off my feed i just wanna see gay people and hot vampire ladies and Alex Winter
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Not in the 'In Memoriam' at the Oscars, but Tony Todd will always be a well remembered actor and i will honor his memory in this post, Rest In Peace, Tony!
March 3, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Not in the 'In Memoriam' at the Oscars, but Tony Todd will always be a well remembered actor and i will honor his memory in this post, Rest In Peace, Tony!
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Both only want money.
January 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Both only want money.
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it’s so insane to me that people work for ICE like did you watch star wars and think man i want to be like the guys in the plastic white suits who can’t aim for shit
January 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
it’s so insane to me that people work for ICE like did you watch star wars and think man i want to be like the guys in the plastic white suits who can’t aim for shit
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Dear Bob Iger:
Please give me control of the Star Wars franchise.
My concept is to just remake old war and samurai movies, but Star Wars.
The Dirty Dozen but Star Wars.
The Great Escape but Star Wars.
Zatoichi the Blind Swordsman but Star Wars.
Please give me control of the Star Wars franchise.
My concept is to just remake old war and samurai movies, but Star Wars.
The Dirty Dozen but Star Wars.
The Great Escape but Star Wars.
Zatoichi the Blind Swordsman but Star Wars.
January 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Dear Bob Iger:
Please give me control of the Star Wars franchise.
My concept is to just remake old war and samurai movies, but Star Wars.
The Dirty Dozen but Star Wars.
The Great Escape but Star Wars.
Zatoichi the Blind Swordsman but Star Wars.
Please give me control of the Star Wars franchise.
My concept is to just remake old war and samurai movies, but Star Wars.
The Dirty Dozen but Star Wars.
The Great Escape but Star Wars.
Zatoichi the Blind Swordsman but Star Wars.
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I understand that ChatGPT is down and fortunately this is not a problem for me as I have spent considerable time developing a local language model that I am able to run autonomously, fueled by Coke Zero and snacks
January 23, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I understand that ChatGPT is down and fortunately this is not a problem for me as I have spent considerable time developing a local language model that I am able to run autonomously, fueled by Coke Zero and snacks
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i haven't been posting much because im getting COUNSELLING to deal with how hot and tall and cool i am, etc
January 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
i haven't been posting much because im getting COUNSELLING to deal with how hot and tall and cool i am, etc
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fostering a dog and he just tried to eat my lasagna. you’re not a cat bro. that’s cultural appropriation
January 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
fostering a dog and he just tried to eat my lasagna. you’re not a cat bro. that’s cultural appropriation
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Fuck, Marry, Kill: 1922 Nosferatu, 1979 Nosferatu, 2025 Nosferatu
January 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Fuck, Marry, Kill: 1922 Nosferatu, 1979 Nosferatu, 2025 Nosferatu
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the gays stay winning ! im going to become to most obnoxious “my wife” guy you’ve ever seen.
January 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
the gays stay winning ! im going to become to most obnoxious “my wife” guy you’ve ever seen.
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My biggest concern about going vegetarian is how can you have any pudding?
January 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
My biggest concern about going vegetarian is how can you have any pudding?
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The people whining about video games being woke never have any actual ideas themselves. They never suggest stories they want to see or themes they want explored. It's always just crying about boobs being not big enough or a character being gay. Truly the biggest whiniest babies on the planet
November 28, 2024 at 12:30 PM
The people whining about video games being woke never have any actual ideas themselves. They never suggest stories they want to see or themes they want explored. It's always just crying about boobs being not big enough or a character being gay. Truly the biggest whiniest babies on the planet
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"Tolerance becomes a crime when applied to evil."
Thomas Mann
Thomas Mann
November 28, 2024 at 12:38 PM
"Tolerance becomes a crime when applied to evil."
Thomas Mann
Thomas Mann
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tell drake. i want him to know it was me. i played that shit 837283 times
November 25, 2024 at 10:47 PM
tell drake. i want him to know it was me. i played that shit 837283 times
shoutout to my shitass neighbor who wants to “remove pronouns from games” and cannot make a coherent sentence to save his life. sometimes comedy writes itself.
November 25, 2024 at 7:07 PM
shoutout to my shitass neighbor who wants to “remove pronouns from games” and cannot make a coherent sentence to save his life. sometimes comedy writes itself.
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Personally I am of the opinion that video games rot your brain. However, so does everything else. In fact, everything else is worse. Video games actually are the slowest means towards your inevitable and total brain rot.
November 25, 2024 at 12:25 AM
Personally I am of the opinion that video games rot your brain. However, so does everything else. In fact, everything else is worse. Video games actually are the slowest means towards your inevitable and total brain rot.
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