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Browncoat, OFMD, Cosplayer, Fandom grandparent, Genderfluid, lay Christian minister, geek, proud parent of two gorgeous adult humans, drag king. NO DMs.
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Xenaclone2 @xenaclone2.bsky.social · Oct 18
Hi. @Xenaclone2 from X here. Come over and say hi. No DMs.
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beedub84.bsky.social
Leslie Jones is a national treasure!!

youtube.com/shorts/rr0Bd...
Talking to your family at Thanksgiving is hard. Let Leslie Jones handle it #dailyshow
YouTube video by The Daily Show
youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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yuecrafter.bsky.social
If you enjoy some OFMD-themed stickers, this mystery bundle is for you! Get $50 worth of pirate stickers (may also contain bookmarks and/or cards) for just $10.

YES this works with my current sale and this bundle ships worldwide! Link in 🧵.

#OFMD #OFMDmerch #stickermaker #shopsmall #wokeandghey
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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collateralgreens.bsky.social
I used to joke with my wife that my dream was to live in a world where I could be a single issue pro-trains voter.

New dream: live in a world where I can be a single issue "elect Vee for ofmd season 3" voter
November 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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uncivil.work
"what do you want for your birthday?"
i am turning 33 i only want boring stuff like new light fixtures, area rugs, or wall paint or wildly outrageous things like a new gaming pc, dick, the downfall of capitalism, or season 3 of ofmd
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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septimusreviews.com
More seasons of Our Flag Means Death. Obviously.
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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jeffweedneato.bsky.social
Happy 50th Birthday to Kristian Nairn!
HODOR!
youtu.be/UMNTXnt67bU
Kristian Nairn - Bigger (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Radikal Records
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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butterscup95.bsky.social
Bumping this with a feature on @bakerbelle.bsky.social. I’m so happy to see this moment come to life. 😅🐋💙 #OFMDBB25
"Thanks, gang! Gather up!" Everyone shivers with anticipation as Oluwande claps his hands. Ed wonders how one man, or one business, can orchestrate a crowd like this. It can't be as simple as luring them with a piece of cheese. There has to be something that holds this kind of influence, and Ed doesn't think it's the whales. "Please join me in welcoming for his Whale Festival debut..." Oluwande pauses, and he grandly raises his arms. "The Gentleman Guide: Stede Bonnet!" The Gentleman Guide? Fascinating. What kind of tour guide has a stage name? Ed's chest jitters as he hears footsteps from below the jetty. Okay, maybe he's hyped up this Stede a bit too much. It'll probably be some guy in a clean white sailor's uniform telling everyone to wear their lifejackets, keep their hands off the rails, make sure there's enough room for two people to float on the door after the boat hits the berg... Oh, fuck. A sunny-haired man steps up onto the jetty and beams at the crowd, spreading out his arms, his arms, his fucking arms, which are covered by a black thermal top that's tight enough to reveal the lines of his biceps. But those delicious-strong-arms are not the only revealing feature. The top has a few buttons undone, and if Ed squints his eyes, he can make out a few long, delicate golden hairs bouncing out in the early morning light. They dust over the dents of his collarbone, tangled in the silver chain and shark tooth necklaces resting around his thick, sturdy neck. There's enough to make Ed picture the shape of the man's chest, the size of his pecs, and the faint curves of his stomach. But that picture almost gets thrown away, almost, because the man is also wearing the most ridiculous and gorgeous shirt Ed has ever seen. It's a short-sleeve, button-up shirt as blue as the deepest midnight, with white, star-like dots that flow like waves and form something resembling a humpback whale. And it's so outrageous and daring that it makes Ed's eyes water, not because it hurts, but because he is unable to blink and miss a second of this man's, of Stede's, aura that feels like heatwaves in the winter frost. Fic art by Bakerbelle of Stede Bonnet standing on a jetty smiling and spreading his arms wide. He wears a long sleeved black top, a button-up shirt with white dots and a whale, and skinny black jeans. He wears a chain and a shark tooth necklace around his neck.
November 26, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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judysoranges.bsky.social
Happy #TaikaTuesday. Anyone else doing this anymore???
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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ladypenni.bsky.social
Have you seen my boyfriend? Well, you have now. #EdwardTeach #OFMD @citrussyndicate.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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dbsaveofmd.bsky.social
After spending the day holding my Nana’s hand, changing her diapers, trying to make her comfortable, I came home, poured a scotch, put on OFMD, & started a Lego set. Sorry to be so dark on the TL, but I have to get these feelings out into the universe 🫂 With thanksgiving coming up, I’m thinking
November 26, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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glenmaffews.bsky.social
The other two
Our flag means death
Hacks
Veep
Sex lives of college girls
Peacemaker
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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cmorency.bsky.social
Our Flag Means Death with main cast paid whatever it takes to get them in, and including as many cameos from the show as possible.
benjaminkabak.com Ben K. @benjaminkabak.com · 1d
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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politestmenace.bsky.social
Class done! Students warned that I am bailing on office hours to do my Thanksgiving shopping! This calls for a smug sip 😏

#ofmd
November 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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summerlinenss.bsky.social
day 505 of posting a picture of edward teach every day until we save ofmd:
Edward Teach in season 2 episode 1 of Our Flag Means Death, wearing his Blackbeard leathers with black kohl across his eyes and mouth, standing on a ship in the middle of a raid and licking frosting from a wedding cake off the tip of his dagger with a bored expression
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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bix999.bsky.social
Happy Birthday to the absolutely lovely Kristian Nairn!!! 💜💜💜
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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stupidlullabies.bsky.social
more Karl Urban as Judge Dredd.

also, not a movie but funding a third season of OFMD would be a national priority.
benjaminkabak.com Ben K. @benjaminkabak.com · 1d
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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redwsailing.bsky.social
“We are gathered here, as friends, family, and employees, to celebrate the frankly embarrassing-“

“Hey!”

“-and annoying-“

“HEY!!!”

“love between Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet…” 1/12

#OurBricksMeanDeath #OurFlagMeansDeath #OFMD #OurFlagTurns3
Aview of the Lego Revenge from above. The deck is swarming with members of the crew and it is decorated for a fancy event.
March 3, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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redwsailing.bsky.social
Been missing the Lego crew, so for #TakeTwoTuesday, let’s revisit the chaos I created for #OFMD ‘s 3rd bday earlier this year 💜
redwsailing.bsky.social Wren @redwsailing.bsky.social · Mar 3
“We are gathered here, as friends, family, and employees, to celebrate the frankly embarrassing-“

“Hey!”

“-and annoying-“

“HEY!!!”

“love between Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet…” 1/12

#OurBricksMeanDeath #OurFlagMeansDeath #OFMD #OurFlagTurns3
Aview of the Lego Revenge from above. The deck is swarming with members of the crew and it is decorated for a fancy event.
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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m00psy.bsky.social
...oops guess who forgot they signed up for @/YouDrewALoveFrame and is now working on their frame before the extended deadline? 😅 #OMFD #gentlebeard #SFW #fanart 🎨 #NoAI #glazed
screenshot of the procreate app. the reference window shows a screencap of stede and ed kissing on a beach with trees in the background. the canvas window shows what i have so far, with the sketch layers turned off so it's mostly cut-out flat colors of both men and the sky. the trees have multiple greens colored in with a watercolor brush. a handwritten watermark notes this is a work in progress by @m00psy (pronounced "moopsy").
November 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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mgm1229.bsky.social
The gent on the left just arrived from the World Wildlife Fund for symbolically adopting an octopus🐙. Put him next to my other little guy and just laughed at the Gentlebeardness of it all.
Two octopus stuffies, one brown and one blue
November 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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softplop.bsky.social
OFMD yearly holiday special with theatrical release
November 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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matthewburger.bsky.social
The Muppets: A Knives Out Movie with Daniel Craig.
November 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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routinesardine.bsky.social
Still the most beautiful scene on tv 🥹❤️🧜‍♂️ #ofmd
Ed and MerStede under water. Still from ofmd s2e3
November 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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bbsheartbreak.bsky.social
Just learned that IRL Stede Bonnet’s IRL kids names were

-Allamby
-Edward
-Stede Jr
-Mary

It’s always funny (IRL &) in fics that his dad’s name was also Edward but his son too?

#ofmd
November 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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lizzyleo.bsky.social
It's here!!! My @ofmdbigbang.bsky.social with @samwtf.bsky.social and @akans.bsky.social , "Kraken's Delights", 13k of PWP and Stede discovering the world of fantasy toys and gay sex 🥰 Enjoy!! #ofmd #ofmdnsfw #OFMDBB25

🐙 archiveofourown.org/works/74707446 🐙
Kraken's Delights Words by: Lizzyleo Art by: Akans, SamG Rated: Explicit Pairing: Gentlebeard Newly out and freshly divorced Stede Bonnet is not ready to involve anyone else in his life yet, romantic or sexual or otherwise, so he takes matters into his own hands. A late night out with friends and a thumbs up from Lucius brings him to Kraken’s Delights, a custom silicone adult toy webstore. After being intimidated by most of the fantasy toys, and not knowing what half of the other items even are, he goes for a fairly normal toy. While checking out, he’s given the offer to add a small mystery toy for free. He figures why not and goes for it. It’s the best experience in the bedroom of his life. He writes a long (non-graphic) review/thank you email to ‘Ed’, who made and put together his order, according to the card that came in the package. Ed, owner and head designer of Kraken’s Delights, has never gotten a review like this before. He remembers putting together the order, but never expected anything like this. Messages are exchanged and a chance meeting brings these two face to face. mock postcard that reads: Thank you for your purchase! Your purchase helps support a small queer business. We hope you love your new toy and that it brings you joy for many years to come! (pun intended) If you have any questions or problems, please don’t hesitate to reach out. Your order was made by Ed
November 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM