@yana-wo.bsky.social
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Whosoever carveth the watermelon may eat as much as they like in the process. On this, melon law is quite clear.
July 6, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Whosoever carveth the watermelon may eat as much as they like in the process. On this, melon law is quite clear.
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I waste all my bravery eating expired food
April 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I waste all my bravery eating expired food
My phone asks me “undo send?” like it knows me. Also, maybe Signal needs this feature
April 22, 2025 at 12:18 PM
My phone asks me “undo send?” like it knows me. Also, maybe Signal needs this feature
RFK is the kind of guy who thinks poems have to rhyme
April 18, 2025 at 4:08 AM
RFK is the kind of guy who thinks poems have to rhyme
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I'm aging like a 7 eleven hot dog.
April 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I'm aging like a 7 eleven hot dog.
One positive for me in all this fuckery is that I stopped buying from big retailers to the greatest degree possible. I am finding a lot of joy in spending my money at small local businesses with an “all are welcome” atmosphere.
April 3, 2025 at 2:13 AM
One positive for me in all this fuckery is that I stopped buying from big retailers to the greatest degree possible. I am finding a lot of joy in spending my money at small local businesses with an “all are welcome” atmosphere.
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I wish pets lived longer and life wasn't so expensive and cake didn't make you fat and people weren't idiots.
March 29, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I wish pets lived longer and life wasn't so expensive and cake didn't make you fat and people weren't idiots.
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I don't want to go to bed. Going to bed means I have to get up and go to work tomorrow. I don't wanna do that either.
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March 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I don't want to go to bed. Going to bed means I have to get up and go to work tomorrow. I don't wanna do that either.
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It’s going to be okay no matter how old we get farts are still funny.
March 10, 2025 at 5:35 AM
It’s going to be okay no matter how old we get farts are still funny.
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Mean Girls implies the existence of Median Girls and Mode Girls.
March 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Mean Girls implies the existence of Median Girls and Mode Girls.
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I like when people wear shirts with their favorite band or movie on them. They should make shirts for more general stuff like "sitting down" or "garlic bread"
March 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I like when people wear shirts with their favorite band or movie on them. They should make shirts for more general stuff like "sitting down" or "garlic bread"
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Dear old people,
Being in bed by 9:00pm is amazing. Sorry I made fun of you.
Being in bed by 9:00pm is amazing. Sorry I made fun of you.
March 2, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Dear old people,
Being in bed by 9:00pm is amazing. Sorry I made fun of you.
Being in bed by 9:00pm is amazing. Sorry I made fun of you.
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Out here putting events on my schedule for November like the world won’t have collapsed by then, call me an optimist
February 27, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Out here putting events on my schedule for November like the world won’t have collapsed by then, call me an optimist
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the correct response to someone transitioning and using a new name is okay cool. the correct response to someone insisting on a specific pronoun is okay cool. the correct response to people wanting to be called anything is okay cool.
easy shit. have you tried just being a good dude with good vibes.
easy shit. have you tried just being a good dude with good vibes.
February 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
the correct response to someone transitioning and using a new name is okay cool. the correct response to someone insisting on a specific pronoun is okay cool. the correct response to people wanting to be called anything is okay cool.
easy shit. have you tried just being a good dude with good vibes.
easy shit. have you tried just being a good dude with good vibes.
Do you ever love a movie or album then find out the lead is a terrible person and it all feels ruined?
February 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Do you ever love a movie or album then find out the lead is a terrible person and it all feels ruined?
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Can't wait to be a ghost tbh I'm gonna haunt the shit outta stuff
February 24, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Can't wait to be a ghost tbh I'm gonna haunt the shit outta stuff
Binge watching trash TV and housing cookies. Having abs gives me no advantage in this hellscape.
February 21, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Binge watching trash TV and housing cookies. Having abs gives me no advantage in this hellscape.
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Dodgeball but with random people that don't know they're playing.
February 19, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Dodgeball but with random people that don't know they're playing.
Feeling lucky I didn’t end up married to Scott Baio like 12-year-old me planned
February 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Feeling lucky I didn’t end up married to Scott Baio like 12-year-old me planned