Yggdrasilly Goose
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On a mission to kill and eat a Babadook
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got my twitter download and oh baby does it have some good ones
January 7, 2026 at 12:23 AM
got my twitter download and oh baby does it have some good ones
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Trump is the first president to claim he did an invasion for oil to cover for his actual motive
Trump didn't wage war in Venezuela to advance the oil lobby's interests. His motives appear much less coherent -- and more superficial -- than that www.vox.com/politics/473...
January 7, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Trump is the first president to claim he did an invasion for oil to cover for his actual motive
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January 7, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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I think we should bomb AI
January 7, 2026 at 1:03 AM
I think we should bomb AI
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reuploading maybe my favourite video in the fucking world
May 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
reuploading maybe my favourite video in the fucking world
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i think folks look at people's adulation of MASH and think "it must be good...for it's time" and like, yes, there are some things that are dated in it (esp first couple seasons, klinger) but it's NOT just good for the 70s-80s. it's good PERIOD. it's fresh in ways i can't emotionally quantify haha
i cannot tell you how often i think back to MASH when writing. that ability to walk the line between humor and the darkest of humanity, yet never truly cross over into making light of it OR hopelessness--even though it toys with those things, too--is the line i strive for
January 7, 2026 at 12:59 AM
i think folks look at people's adulation of MASH and think "it must be good...for it's time" and like, yes, there are some things that are dated in it (esp first couple seasons, klinger) but it's NOT just good for the 70s-80s. it's good PERIOD. it's fresh in ways i can't emotionally quantify haha
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“You may have heard of ‘twink death’ online, but this local Bangor confection isn’t worried about losing their looks.”
I love getting the local paper. There’s no comments section, I get to donate the papers to the herbarium or the parrot rescue after, and you get gems like today’s front-page story.
January 7, 2026 at 1:13 AM
“You may have heard of ‘twink death’ online, but this local Bangor confection isn’t worried about losing their looks.”
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i don't get it.. since schumer gave up the only leverage he had his negotiating position doesn't seem to have improved at all.....
Warner: "Nothing would lead to the absolute destruction of NATO more than US aggressive action against a longtime ally like Denmark"
Schumer: "I asked for assurances that they were not planning operations in other countries like Colombia and Cuba, and I was very very disappointed in their answer"
Schumer: "I asked for assurances that they were not planning operations in other countries like Colombia and Cuba, and I was very very disappointed in their answer"
January 7, 2026 at 1:03 AM
i don't get it.. since schumer gave up the only leverage he had his negotiating position doesn't seem to have improved at all.....
I reeeaaally liked Ruroni Kenshin when I was a kid💀
What's your favourite thing that's been made by an absolute cunt?
January 7, 2026 at 1:50 AM
I reeeaaally liked Ruroni Kenshin when I was a kid💀
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My parents are divorced so we have two January 6ths
January 7, 2026 at 12:49 AM
My parents are divorced so we have two January 6ths
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We tried that in 2020 and well, here we are.
An instant disqualifier in an ocean of instant disqualifiers for this man.
An instant disqualifier in an ocean of instant disqualifiers for this man.
Sure doesn't sound like President Gavin Newsom will hold former President Donald Trump accountable for his crimes: "We need whoever the next president is to be a 'repairer of the breach'" www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
January 7, 2026 at 1:24 AM
We tried that in 2020 and well, here we are.
An instant disqualifier in an ocean of instant disqualifiers for this man.
An instant disqualifier in an ocean of instant disqualifiers for this man.
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in a strange way, this does make me want to watch CBS News more
January 6, 2026 at 4:32 AM
in a strange way, this does make me want to watch CBS News more
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Do you think Transformer bottoms drive around going to gas stations over and over to keep getting pumped full of car juice
January 6, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Do you think Transformer bottoms drive around going to gas stations over and over to keep getting pumped full of car juice
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Even if edible cookie dough tasted 100% like regular cookie dough, it still wouldn't be as good because it's just not the same without the debaucherous sense that you shouldn't be eating it.
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Even if edible cookie dough tasted 100% like regular cookie dough, it still wouldn't be as good because it's just not the same without the debaucherous sense that you shouldn't be eating it.
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guy who cant speak alien when he doesnt understand something: it's all Gleep to me
January 5, 2026 at 1:05 AM
guy who cant speak alien when he doesnt understand something: it's all Gleep to me
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I believe it. Iwasaki draws Mahoraga like he's been dreaming of this day since he was a boy.
January 5, 2026 at 11:39 PM
I believe it. Iwasaki draws Mahoraga like he's been dreaming of this day since he was a boy.
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30 years ago they were like we have to ban song lyrics for the children but it’s full steam ahead for the here’s how to do drugs until you die machine
“ChatGPT started coaching Sam on how to take drugs, recover from them and plan further binges. It gave him specific doses of illegal substances, and in one chat, it wrote, ‘Hell yes—let’s go full trippy mode’”
www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
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A Calif. teen trusted ChatGPT for drug advice. He died from an overdose.
"Who on earth gives that advice?"
www.sfgate.com
January 5, 2026 at 11:30 PM
30 years ago they were like we have to ban song lyrics for the children but it’s full steam ahead for the here’s how to do drugs until you die machine
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This guy here is dead 👇
January 5, 2026 at 7:15 PM
This guy here is dead 👇
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Trump Claims He Will Marry Maduro’s Wife Until Suitable Replacement Found https://theonion.com/trump-claims-he-will-marry-maduros-wife-until-suitable-replacement-found/
January 5, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Trump Claims He Will Marry Maduro’s Wife Until Suitable Replacement Found https://theonion.com/trump-claims-he-will-marry-maduros-wife-until-suitable-replacement-found/
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Congress: ‘If You Wanted An Expensive Foreign War, All You Had To Do Was Ask’
January 5, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Congress: ‘If You Wanted An Expensive Foreign War, All You Had To Do Was Ask’
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ok it's up I'mma go dissolve my particles and become one with the infinite
Toonami Abridged | Sailor Moon (Part 2)
YouTube video by TeamFourStar
youtu.be
January 5, 2026 at 4:17 AM
ok it's up I'mma go dissolve my particles and become one with the infinite
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Every member of Congress not calling for impeachment and removal is failing their own oaths of office.
Trump: “We need Greenland from the standpoint of national security, and the European Union needs us to have it. And they know it.”
Where’s Congress?
Where’s Congress?
January 5, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Every member of Congress not calling for impeachment and removal is failing their own oaths of office.
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t-shirts are being printed with machado’s face and “nevertheless, she persisted” in brush script
Americans on here are now offended on behalf of María Corina Machado because she was passed over by Trump as the US's designated right wing despot to succeed Maduro
January 5, 2026 at 5:10 AM
t-shirts are being printed with machado’s face and “nevertheless, she persisted” in brush script