@yukon--cornelius.bsky.social
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My one resolution for 2026 is to refer to all my meals as either “wet food” or “dry food”
December 27, 2025 at 11:07 AM
My one resolution for 2026 is to refer to all my meals as either “wet food” or “dry food”
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if i'm private ryan i am so pissed at hanks for that "earn this" shit. oh did my three dead brothers not cover the bill? fuck you. gonna drag my family to your grave in 50 years so they can see me piss on it. gonna tell em the last thing your dumb dead ass did is try to kill a tank with your sidearm
December 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
if i'm private ryan i am so pissed at hanks for that "earn this" shit. oh did my three dead brothers not cover the bill? fuck you. gonna drag my family to your grave in 50 years so they can see me piss on it. gonna tell em the last thing your dumb dead ass did is try to kill a tank with your sidearm
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Stood my ground against Santa last night. He’s dead.
December 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Stood my ground against Santa last night. He’s dead.
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🎶 Up on the rooftop, click, click, click,
🎶 Castle doctrine applies to this
🎶 Castle doctrine applies to this
December 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
🎶 Up on the rooftop, click, click, click,
🎶 Castle doctrine applies to this
🎶 Castle doctrine applies to this
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Pour one out for Dan Bongino
December 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Pour one out for Dan Bongino
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I like this poster that looks like Frankenstein is skanking.
December 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I like this poster that looks like Frankenstein is skanking.
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"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
December 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
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My response to anything over the next two weeks
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
My response to anything over the next two weeks
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FOUR new deaths in ICE detention. That puts the total this year at 30 people dead; the highest in ICE's history and worse than even during the COVID years.
It's clear that the system is breaking down. Many of these are preventable deaths.
It's clear that the system is breaking down. Many of these are preventable deaths.
In the 90 minutes since I posted this, I've gotten two more death notifications.
ICE has a responsibility to take care of these people, something they are clearly disregarding. This is beyond horrifying. We must ensure dignity and humanity for detained people in this country.
ICE has a responsibility to take care of these people, something they are clearly disregarding. This is beyond horrifying. We must ensure dignity and humanity for detained people in this country.
Within 15 minutes today, I got two back-to-back notifications of deaths at ICE facilities.
28 people have died in ICE custody since Trump took office. These facilities are overcrowded & are putting their own profits over health and safety. We need oversight & accountability NOW.
28 people have died in ICE custody since Trump took office. These facilities are overcrowded & are putting their own profits over health and safety. We need oversight & accountability NOW.
December 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
FOUR new deaths in ICE detention. That puts the total this year at 30 people dead; the highest in ICE's history and worse than even during the COVID years.
It's clear that the system is breaking down. Many of these are preventable deaths.
It's clear that the system is breaking down. Many of these are preventable deaths.
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absolutely wild move by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov to allow comments on the dropbox folder with the epstein photos
December 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
absolutely wild move by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov to allow comments on the dropbox folder with the epstein photos
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lol, lmao, lol, lmao
December 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
lol, lmao, lol, lmao
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I don't need to be shamed by calling them "Last Minute Gifts." A week out is plenty diligent. Long term storage of a gift doesn't make it more precious.
December 17, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I don't need to be shamed by calling them "Last Minute Gifts." A week out is plenty diligent. Long term storage of a gift doesn't make it more precious.
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must feel so good to kill one of those big M&M guys just crushing their candy shell in your hands, seeing the chocolate inside leak out, knowing they go to hell when they die
December 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
must feel so good to kill one of those big M&M guys just crushing their candy shell in your hands, seeing the chocolate inside leak out, knowing they go to hell when they die
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very grimly ironic that our government run by podcasters sucks at true crime
Gotta say it's mindblowing to me that the Brown shooter is still at large and they don't even seem to have identified who they're looking for.
December 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
very grimly ironic that our government run by podcasters sucks at true crime
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I do not trust balloons. They pop when you're not expecting and of course, there's the Hindenburg
December 15, 2025 at 8:37 AM
I do not trust balloons. They pop when you're not expecting and of course, there's the Hindenburg
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and if u wouldn't mind scanning this qr code so u can leave a review of my detective work? again, so sorry for ur loss
December 15, 2025 at 1:06 AM
and if u wouldn't mind scanning this qr code so u can leave a review of my detective work? again, so sorry for ur loss
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CALLER: Please hurry!! They're mixing and mingling in the jingling feet!! They're jingling around the clock!!
9-1-1 OPERATOR: Ma'am, our bloodthirstiest officers are already on their way.
9-1-1 OPERATOR: Ma'am, our bloodthirstiest officers are already on their way.
December 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
CALLER: Please hurry!! They're mixing and mingling in the jingling feet!! They're jingling around the clock!!
9-1-1 OPERATOR: Ma'am, our bloodthirstiest officers are already on their way.
9-1-1 OPERATOR: Ma'am, our bloodthirstiest officers are already on their way.
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Can't say I ever expected to see a "That Font was No Angel" headline. But here we are.
December 11, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Can't say I ever expected to see a "That Font was No Angel" headline. But here we are.
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'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 8:31 AM
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
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JIMMY FALLON: [set and his suit looks like it’s from the 1970s for some reason] So you’re telling me the reason we are all sad is because of Volcano ghosts? That’s crazy. Haha. That’s nuts. Haha.
L RON: [Grin like someone mashed chiclets into ground beef] That’s entirely correct Jim.
L RON: [Grin like someone mashed chiclets into ground beef] That’s entirely correct Jim.
December 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
JIMMY FALLON: [set and his suit looks like it’s from the 1970s for some reason] So you’re telling me the reason we are all sad is because of Volcano ghosts? That’s crazy. Haha. That’s nuts. Haha.
L RON: [Grin like someone mashed chiclets into ground beef] That’s entirely correct Jim.
L RON: [Grin like someone mashed chiclets into ground beef] That’s entirely correct Jim.
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Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
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i was 7 years old the first time pa taught me how to field dress a grinch
December 5, 2025 at 10:36 PM
i was 7 years old the first time pa taught me how to field dress a grinch
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