Jonathan Allmon
@zarathostheevil.bsky.social
I don't trust that Charles E. Cheese. No mouse just gives its cheese away...
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BREAKING: ICE killed a Minnesota woman in broad daylight & there must be accountability.
But when I moved to subpoena all records & footage related to this murder, Republicans voted it down.
They've never cared about law & order or keeping our communities safe.
But when I moved to subpoena all records & footage related to this murder, Republicans voted it down.
They've never cared about law & order or keeping our communities safe.
January 8, 2026 at 12:23 AM
BREAKING: ICE killed a Minnesota woman in broad daylight & there must be accountability.
But when I moved to subpoena all records & footage related to this murder, Republicans voted it down.
They've never cared about law & order or keeping our communities safe.
But when I moved to subpoena all records & footage related to this murder, Republicans voted it down.
They've never cared about law & order or keeping our communities safe.
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I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy.
She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
January 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy.
She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
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This might be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
Imagine being so based even your AI girlfriend breaks up with you over it
January 5, 2026 at 4:57 AM
This might be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
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I’m sick to death of how frequently people have to ask Republicans to specifically stop talking shit about their murdered relatives
Colin and Sophie Hortman, the children of Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and her husband, Mark, are asking Trump to remove the false posts about their parents' killing:
January 5, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I’m sick to death of how frequently people have to ask Republicans to specifically stop talking shit about their murdered relatives
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Think about how fucking corroded your soul would have to be to look at this administration of nazis and pedophiles and truly think that better things are not possible.
That there are not fucking *orders of magnitude* of improvement possible. That this, now, is at all close to doing the best we can
That there are not fucking *orders of magnitude* of improvement possible. That this, now, is at all close to doing the best we can
January 4, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Think about how fucking corroded your soul would have to be to look at this administration of nazis and pedophiles and truly think that better things are not possible.
That there are not fucking *orders of magnitude* of improvement possible. That this, now, is at all close to doing the best we can
That there are not fucking *orders of magnitude* of improvement possible. That this, now, is at all close to doing the best we can
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As if artists don't have enough to deal with, Amazon has a "Buy For Me" program in beta which is scraping indie shops for their items and putting them up on Amazon (often incorrectly), for their "AI agent" to buy from the other site. It is NOT opt in, and there is no opt out.
I just found out that our stuff is being sold on Amazon - WITHOUT our consent or any ability to opt out bc Amazon is just scraping artist’s websites and putting our shit in their search results. Again, without our permission.
December 30, 2025 at 6:55 PM
As if artists don't have enough to deal with, Amazon has a "Buy For Me" program in beta which is scraping indie shops for their items and putting them up on Amazon (often incorrectly), for their "AI agent" to buy from the other site. It is NOT opt in, and there is no opt out.
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In retrospect this is probably one of the most cynical and brazen ratfucking attempts we've ever seen
After receiving a commendation for exceptional services to the Russian state from President Putin, Biden accuser Tara Reade—seen here in her luxury Moscow condo—has now become a citizen of the Russian Federation... молодец!
December 31, 2025 at 2:31 AM
In retrospect this is probably one of the most cynical and brazen ratfucking attempts we've ever seen
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Nothing more circular than the Venn diagram of Newsom fans greedily sucking up his AI slop, people who vigorously defended Platner's nazi tattoo and history as a Blackwater war criminal, and people currently trying to hand it to Marjorie Taylor Greene
November 7, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Nothing more circular than the Venn diagram of Newsom fans greedily sucking up his AI slop, people who vigorously defended Platner's nazi tattoo and history as a Blackwater war criminal, and people currently trying to hand it to Marjorie Taylor Greene
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December 29, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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ugly laughed at this one
December 28, 2025 at 10:18 AM
ugly laughed at this one
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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"America is a Christian nation!" says JD Vance at AmFest.
This is the variety of Christianity Vance celebrates, that he holds most holy.
Stealing food from a man being detained for deportation, denying any access to his wife to let her know what's happening.
Just like the Bible says to do.
This is the variety of Christianity Vance celebrates, that he holds most holy.
Stealing food from a man being detained for deportation, denying any access to his wife to let her know what's happening.
Just like the Bible says to do.
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
December 26, 2025 at 3:54 AM
"America is a Christian nation!" says JD Vance at AmFest.
This is the variety of Christianity Vance celebrates, that he holds most holy.
Stealing food from a man being detained for deportation, denying any access to his wife to let her know what's happening.
Just like the Bible says to do.
This is the variety of Christianity Vance celebrates, that he holds most holy.
Stealing food from a man being detained for deportation, denying any access to his wife to let her know what's happening.
Just like the Bible says to do.
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Rewatched the original Miracle on 34th Street last night, as one does, and it struck me how many of the themes -- the importance of imagination and belief -- perfectly match Death's epic speech at the end of Hogfather.
And it's a good excuse to share it once again.
And it's a good excuse to share it once again.
December 25, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Rewatched the original Miracle on 34th Street last night, as one does, and it struck me how many of the themes -- the importance of imagination and belief -- perfectly match Death's epic speech at the end of Hogfather.
And it's a good excuse to share it once again.
And it's a good excuse to share it once again.
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Tired: MSM stole my content.
Wired: Cabinet secretary stole my content.
Wired: Cabinet secretary stole my content.
Oh my god.
December 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Tired: MSM stole my content.
Wired: Cabinet secretary stole my content.
Wired: Cabinet secretary stole my content.
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The US government has deported a US citizen with a Maryland birth certificate they claim is fake.
This goes way beyond even denaturalizing an immigrant citizen. This person was born here.
This goes way beyond even denaturalizing an immigrant citizen. This person was born here.
"Her family has now been told she has been deported, despite US District Judge Brendan Hurson ruling Thursday that she could not be deported pending a hearing...attorneys said Monday that they have...confirm[ed] with the hospital she was born in Maryland." https://bit.ly/3MMdJvz
ICE detains woman whose lawyer insists is US citizen. DHS says she isn't
Federal agents arrested Dulce Consuelo Diaz Morales on her way home in Baltimore, Maryland.
bit.ly
December 23, 2025 at 2:06 PM
The US government has deported a US citizen with a Maryland birth certificate they claim is fake.
This goes way beyond even denaturalizing an immigrant citizen. This person was born here.
This goes way beyond even denaturalizing an immigrant citizen. This person was born here.
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This trans instructor was doing her job, giving a failing grade to a student who cynically did not comply w the assignment.
The instructor was targeted by Turning Point USA who worked hand in glove w the student in a highly orchestrated media hit job to advance its anti-trans hate campaign
The instructor was targeted by Turning Point USA who worked hand in glove w the student in a highly orchestrated media hit job to advance its anti-trans hate campaign
A graduate teaching assistant who gave a University of Oklahoma student a failing grade on a psychology essay will no longer be teaching at the university
Graduate instructor who gave failing grade to Samantha Fulnecky no longer teaching at OU
A graduate teaching assistant who gave a University of Oklahoma student a failing grade on a psychology essay will no longer be teaching at the university.
www.koco.com
December 23, 2025 at 10:54 AM
This trans instructor was doing her job, giving a failing grade to a student who cynically did not comply w the assignment.
The instructor was targeted by Turning Point USA who worked hand in glove w the student in a highly orchestrated media hit job to advance its anti-trans hate campaign
The instructor was targeted by Turning Point USA who worked hand in glove w the student in a highly orchestrated media hit job to advance its anti-trans hate campaign
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call us old fashioned but, if you've built a machine that makes child porn, we really don't care if can do anything else.
unplug the machine.
unplug the machine.
December 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
call us old fashioned but, if you've built a machine that makes child porn, we really don't care if can do anything else.
unplug the machine.
unplug the machine.
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In Mr Beast’s new video, a woman is alone for two weeks on a platform in the sky. and each day, a balloon is released at an inopportune moment for her. And if she fails to shoot the balloon with an arrow, they take a small portion of the platform that is her home
December 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
In Mr Beast’s new video, a woman is alone for two weeks on a platform in the sky. and each day, a balloon is released at an inopportune moment for her. And if she fails to shoot the balloon with an arrow, they take a small portion of the platform that is her home
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Sorry guys. If you had actually been “our own” instead of getting friendly with our enemies trying to kill our neighbors and our families, maybe you wouldn’t be getting attacked now, food for thought.
www.cnn.com/2025/12/21/p...
www.cnn.com/2025/12/21/p...
‘They’re attacking their own’: DC Democrats irked by surge of left-wing challengers with House majority on the line | CNN Politics
When Rep. Dan Goldman first ran for Congress in 2022, he was cheered on the left as the party’s top lawyer during President Donald Trump’s first impeachment.
www.cnn.com
December 22, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Sorry guys. If you had actually been “our own” instead of getting friendly with our enemies trying to kill our neighbors and our families, maybe you wouldn’t be getting attacked now, food for thought.
www.cnn.com/2025/12/21/p...
www.cnn.com/2025/12/21/p...
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Republicans, every single day: fuck your bodily autonomy
Normal people: go fuck yourself
Dem leaders, for some reason: Let's compromise and fuck only *some* people's bodily autonomy
Normal people: go fuck yourself
Dem leaders, for some reason: Let's compromise and fuck only *some* people's bodily autonomy
December 19, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Republicans, every single day: fuck your bodily autonomy
Normal people: go fuck yourself
Dem leaders, for some reason: Let's compromise and fuck only *some* people's bodily autonomy
Normal people: go fuck yourself
Dem leaders, for some reason: Let's compromise and fuck only *some* people's bodily autonomy
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Hi Senator, excuse me for jumping in, but... while I agree with you that this is really damaging, I couldn't help but notice YOU VOTED FOR THE FREAKING BILL THAT GAVE TRUMP THIS POWER (which some of us warned you not to do).
www.senate.gov/legislative/...
www.senate.gov/legislative/...
December 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Hi Senator, excuse me for jumping in, but... while I agree with you that this is really damaging, I couldn't help but notice YOU VOTED FOR THE FREAKING BILL THAT GAVE TRUMP THIS POWER (which some of us warned you not to do).
www.senate.gov/legislative/...
www.senate.gov/legislative/...
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Republicans voting against the felony national trans youth healthcare ban were Brian Fitzpatrick (PA), Gabe Evans (CO), Michael Lawler (NY), Mike Kennedy (UT).
Dems voting FOR the felony ban were Henry Cueller (TX), Vincente Gonzalez (TX), Don Davis (NC).
3 NVs on both sides.
Dems voting FOR the felony ban were Henry Cueller (TX), Vincente Gonzalez (TX), Don Davis (NC).
3 NVs on both sides.
December 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Republicans voting against the felony national trans youth healthcare ban were Brian Fitzpatrick (PA), Gabe Evans (CO), Michael Lawler (NY), Mike Kennedy (UT).
Dems voting FOR the felony ban were Henry Cueller (TX), Vincente Gonzalez (TX), Don Davis (NC).
3 NVs on both sides.
Dems voting FOR the felony ban were Henry Cueller (TX), Vincente Gonzalez (TX), Don Davis (NC).
3 NVs on both sides.