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you gotta crank that soulja boy before that soulja cranks you </3
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must rock being a cybertruck guy. every time you pull up it’s like beep beep make way for the Ambassador of Divorce
March 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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“up and at them” he said, kicking off the seven step, thirteen minute process of getting out of bed
February 7, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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In the club shyly covering my mouth and waving at pretty ladies with a handkerchief
January 30, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Women love me. Fish love me. I do my best to care for all creatures and even when I fail they see my efforts
January 30, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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i think it is important to say that the open and explicit racism of the president and the vice president isn’t just uncouth or “controversial” but a direct attack on tens of millions of americans and a dereliction of their duty to represent the entire country
January 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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due to high demand, i present— baby skye ✨

working hard on her loaf pose 🤭
January 30, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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This is Drake. He is very happy to see you. Saw you about five minutes ago, but is thrilled it's happening again. 12/10
January 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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The Heart Nebula, 7500 light years away from Earth, located in the Perseus Arm of the Galaxy in the constellation Cassiopeia.
January 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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I will not give into the lies. I will not give into the fear. Repeat it.
January 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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i can’t fix anything that’s going on right now, but i can show you some beauty that’s out there… 🌌✨
January 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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This is Duncan. He just had his first blueberry, and now demands another. 12/10
January 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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two rappers battle on the oregon trail and that’s what you call diss-entery.
January 24, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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Professor: you have a 10-page essay on odysseus due tomorrow

Me [under breath]: motherfu-

Professor: no you're thinking of oedipus
January 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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The most punk thing you can be nowadays is an optimist
January 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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BREAKING: Latest horror a distraction from many other horrors
January 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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January 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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“We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope.”
- Dr. Martin Luther King
January 20, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Noise canceling headphones don’t cancel enough noise
January 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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I'm hoping to get my hands on some nonsense-cancelling headphones by noon tomorrow.
January 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Making animated movies into live action: tiresome, unnecessary, lame

Re-making every classic film into a muppet movie with a single human actor: sophisticated, erudite, revolutionary
January 19, 2025 at 1:57 PM