Embr
@zenx.bsky.social
GenX nerd, Min Pin mom(IYKYK)! Virginia is for 💙's! Fan of reading, writing, video games, genre tv, Star Trek, Star Wars
The devil came and took me
From bar to street to bookie
The devil came and took me
From bar to street to bookie
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“Same as it ever was.”
- David Byrne’s Groundhog Day
- David Byrne’s Groundhog Day
March 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
“Same as it ever was.”
- David Byrne’s Groundhog Day
- David Byrne’s Groundhog Day
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roses are red,
violets are great;
around the survivors
a perimeter create
violets are great;
around the survivors
a perimeter create
February 15, 2025 at 2:47 AM
roses are red,
violets are great;
around the survivors
a perimeter create
violets are great;
around the survivors
a perimeter create
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Embroidery helps, though
December 10, 2024 at 2:47 AM
Embroidery helps, though
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I can’t believe it’s already December and I haven’t done anything with my life for the past 8 years
December 1, 2024 at 2:58 PM
I can’t believe it’s already December and I haven’t done anything with my life for the past 8 years
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I feel tired and confused, presidential even
November 16, 2024 at 7:16 AM
I feel tired and confused, presidential even
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over-pronouncing the ‘t’ in inertia
November 20, 2024 at 1:23 AM
over-pronouncing the ‘t’ in inertia
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Elon’s torso being the prototype for the cyber truck really does explain why that truck is so fckn hideous.
November 19, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Elon’s torso being the prototype for the cyber truck really does explain why that truck is so fckn hideous.
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the world may never again be as united as it was the year Gangnam Style came out
November 18, 2024 at 3:47 AM
the world may never again be as united as it was the year Gangnam Style came out
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The energy of 2013 Twitter but everybody's back and knees hurt more.
November 17, 2024 at 3:50 AM
The energy of 2013 Twitter but everybody's back and knees hurt more.
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mugger: How much you got?
me: *looks in my purse and sees two Snickers bars* One Snickers bar.
me: *looks in my purse and sees two Snickers bars* One Snickers bar.
November 16, 2024 at 8:28 PM
mugger: How much you got?
me: *looks in my purse and sees two Snickers bars* One Snickers bar.
me: *looks in my purse and sees two Snickers bars* One Snickers bar.
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Trolls on twitter looking for someone to argue with.
a man in a suit with a bolo tie around his neck is holding a jacket
ALT: a man in a suit with a bolo tie around his neck is holding a jacket
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Trolls on twitter looking for someone to argue with.
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Unsubscribes from perimenopause
November 16, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Unsubscribes from perimenopause
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‘Tis the season
November 16, 2024 at 6:54 PM
‘Tis the season
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What an achievement vaccines are. What a monument to our love for each other it is to stare straight into the face of something as horrific and unstoppable as smallpox or measles or polio or cervical cancer and say “You know what, it doesn’t have to be like this.”
HUMANS!
HUMANS!
November 15, 2024 at 1:59 AM
What an achievement vaccines are. What a monument to our love for each other it is to stare straight into the face of something as horrific and unstoppable as smallpox or measles or polio or cervical cancer and say “You know what, it doesn’t have to be like this.”
HUMANS!
HUMANS!
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Starting tomorrow, X will permit the use of public tweets to train their AI.
If you’re concerned, our bulk delete feature can help reduce exposure. Even if you're don't intend to use the platform anymore, you can park your handle and delete old content.
Try it for free with a 7-day trial!
If you’re concerned, our bulk delete feature can help reduce exposure. Even if you're don't intend to use the platform anymore, you can park your handle and delete old content.
Try it for free with a 7-day trial!
November 15, 2024 at 11:16 PM
Starting tomorrow, X will permit the use of public tweets to train their AI.
If you’re concerned, our bulk delete feature can help reduce exposure. Even if you're don't intend to use the platform anymore, you can park your handle and delete old content.
Try it for free with a 7-day trial!
If you’re concerned, our bulk delete feature can help reduce exposure. Even if you're don't intend to use the platform anymore, you can park your handle and delete old content.
Try it for free with a 7-day trial!
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Don’t be the same dusty ass you were on Twitter. Post your hobbies, your passions, talk with each other, follow people back. There is no reason for someone with like 78k followers to be following a handful of people. Don’t act like you’re an elitist dipshit here. We are nice here, to each other.
November 13, 2024 at 11:25 PM
Don’t be the same dusty ass you were on Twitter. Post your hobbies, your passions, talk with each other, follow people back. There is no reason for someone with like 78k followers to be following a handful of people. Don’t act like you’re an elitist dipshit here. We are nice here, to each other.
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Sorry I missed your call/text/email even though I have all notifications turned on, my phone is constantly in my hand and I’m always looking at it
November 14, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Sorry I missed your call/text/email even though I have all notifications turned on, my phone is constantly in my hand and I’m always looking at it
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Begun, the infowars have
November 14, 2024 at 2:18 PM
Begun, the infowars have
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mental health break? you bet it did
November 14, 2024 at 2:38 AM
mental health break? you bet it did
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Have you heard The Good News? Have you heard about Bluesky?
November 13, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Had sushi on a conveyor belt last night. Interesting experience and got some Pikmin swag!
November 13, 2024 at 3:26 PM
Had sushi on a conveyor belt last night. Interesting experience and got some Pikmin swag!
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Ok, anyone know where the coffee machine is around here? 👀☕️
November 13, 2024 at 1:57 PM
Ok, anyone know where the coffee machine is around here? 👀☕️