The other person gets tested, and I get prophylactics.
Those prophylactics suck but they’re better than the alternative.
Those prophylactics suck but they’re better than the alternative.
December 21, 2025 at 12:40 PM
The other person gets tested, and I get prophylactics.
Those prophylactics suck but they’re better than the alternative.
Those prophylactics suck but they’re better than the alternative.
New from the makers of Jenis, try the Jondom - prophylactics have never been so stylish!
jenis. jeans for your penis
December 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
New from the makers of Jenis, try the Jondom - prophylactics have never been so stylish!
"Why do we have wood lying all over the edges of the forests, while the country imports furniture and paper packaging for tens of millions and can't massively build cheap prophylactics for calves? We can't even produce decent toilet paper!" — he indignantly said.
Shit happens sunshine.
2/2
Shit happens sunshine.
2/2
December 19, 2025 at 1:47 PM
"Why do we have wood lying all over the edges of the forests, while the country imports furniture and paper packaging for tens of millions and can't massively build cheap prophylactics for calves? We can't even produce decent toilet paper!" — he indignantly said.
Shit happens sunshine.
2/2
Shit happens sunshine.
2/2
Went into the health department today in my blue state and got a free vaccine for my kid,got to read a book about neurodivergent brains to him while we waited in their lovely kid’s area, and got info about WIC in n the counter next to the free prophylactics.
Grateful
Grateful
December 10, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Went into the health department today in my blue state and got a free vaccine for my kid,got to read a book about neurodivergent brains to him while we waited in their lovely kid’s area, and got info about WIC in n the counter next to the free prophylactics.
Grateful
Grateful
I hereby declare Donnie Trump an awardee of the 'Royal Order of the Second Pimp.'
The heraldic shield has the image of 2 crossed
prophylactics . . . in gold, of course.
The heraldic shield has the image of 2 crossed
prophylactics . . . in gold, of course.
Donnie Toddler Gets A Made Up
FIFA Peace Prize, Because He
Can't Win A Nobel Peace Prize.....
FIFA Peace Prize, Because He
Can't Win A Nobel Peace Prize.....
December 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I hereby declare Donnie Trump an awardee of the 'Royal Order of the Second Pimp.'
The heraldic shield has the image of 2 crossed
prophylactics . . . in gold, of course.
The heraldic shield has the image of 2 crossed
prophylactics . . . in gold, of course.
Cuckholding wife explains to her husband that her sex friend couldn’t wear a condom while fucking her last night. There was just no way that the special, micro-penis sized prophylactics his doctor prescribed for him we’re gonna fit on a stud cock!
December 2, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Cuckholding wife explains to her husband that her sex friend couldn’t wear a condom while fucking her last night. There was just no way that the special, micro-penis sized prophylactics his doctor prescribed for him we’re gonna fit on a stud cock!
The chemist where I had a Saturday job in the late 70s sold those. 4711 cologne. Macassar hair oil. ‘Prophylactics’ had to be requested at the till, where they were kept out of sight in a drawer. Pity the poor embarrassed young gentlemen having to ask the 14 year old girl at the counter.
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
The chemist where I had a Saturday job in the late 70s sold those. 4711 cologne. Macassar hair oil. ‘Prophylactics’ had to be requested at the till, where they were kept out of sight in a drawer. Pity the poor embarrassed young gentlemen having to ask the 14 year old girl at the counter.
"Don't take a chance — take a pro"
November 22, 2025 at 2:24 PM
"Don't take a chance — take a pro"
NO ONE knows more about grocery than PRESIDENT TRUMP. It’s true, grocers say “wow I’ve never met anyone who knew so much about groceries”, they really do. He goes to grocery stores and people ask him where items are and he know. Laundry detergent aisle W23. Prophylactics - G7. Spray tan - H12
November 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
NO ONE knows more about grocery than PRESIDENT TRUMP. It’s true, grocers say “wow I’ve never met anyone who knew so much about groceries”, they really do. He goes to grocery stores and people ask him where items are and he know. Laundry detergent aisle W23. Prophylactics - G7. Spray tan - H12
I believe the recipe is:
– Four days’ concentrated emergency rations
– One drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills
– Nine packs of chewing gum
– One issue of prophylactics
– Three lipsticks [and]
– Three pair of nylon stockings
– Four days’ concentrated emergency rations
– One drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills
– Nine packs of chewing gum
– One issue of prophylactics
– Three lipsticks [and]
– Three pair of nylon stockings
November 17, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I believe the recipe is:
– Four days’ concentrated emergency rations
– One drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills
– Nine packs of chewing gum
– One issue of prophylactics
– Three lipsticks [and]
– Three pair of nylon stockings
– Four days’ concentrated emergency rations
– One drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills
– Nine packs of chewing gum
– One issue of prophylactics
– Three lipsticks [and]
– Three pair of nylon stockings
Waiting for Clinton to market his own brand of prophylactics on that sentence - "even Trump loves the Bubba Rubba..."
November 15, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Waiting for Clinton to market his own brand of prophylactics on that sentence - "even Trump loves the Bubba Rubba..."
Tom Waits - "Small Change" (Live on Rockpalast, 1977)
YouTube video by Tom Waits
youtu.be
November 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Still-still gross-gross but: good-good time to speak-squeak about topic of prophylactics!
November 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Still-still gross-gross but: good-good time to speak-squeak about topic of prophylactics!
in which it is confirmed that Donald Duck both enjoys sexual relations with human women AND is concerned about spreading venereal disease across the avian/mammal border:
November 2, 2025 at 3:25 PM
in which it is confirmed that Donald Duck both enjoys sexual relations with human women AND is concerned about spreading venereal disease across the avian/mammal border:
Thank you Disney for making us think about what a condom for a duck dong would look like
November 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Thank you Disney for making us think about what a condom for a duck dong would look like
You can start with consent immediately, though social concepts don’t start making sense until 3. I always impressed consenting touches (or none at all) and verbally asking permission from the get-go.
Later, Covid made talking prophylactics easy because “everything is like masking, but for sex”
Later, Covid made talking prophylactics easy because “everything is like masking, but for sex”
October 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
You can start with consent immediately, though social concepts don’t start making sense until 3. I always impressed consenting touches (or none at all) and verbally asking permission from the get-go.
Later, Covid made talking prophylactics easy because “everything is like masking, but for sex”
Later, Covid made talking prophylactics easy because “everything is like masking, but for sex”
Republicans bitch about welfare and abortions, yet if we taxed corporations by 1950's standards if they didn't pay fair wages and give back to their communities, and if sex education were taught, prophylactics readily available and free, and a well funded Planned Parenthood, welfare and abortions
October 27, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Republicans bitch about welfare and abortions, yet if we taxed corporations by 1950's standards if they didn't pay fair wages and give back to their communities, and if sex education were taught, prophylactics readily available and free, and a well funded Planned Parenthood, welfare and abortions
The meds on the left are prophylactics and we've been increasing my dosage incrementally to the point where I haven't had a migraine for two weeks! (I was getting them every 2 or 3 days.) The meds on the right are supposed to stop the migraine in its tracks.
I'm hopeful that these will be enough. 🤞
I'm hopeful that these will be enough. 🤞
October 22, 2025 at 9:06 AM
The meds on the left are prophylactics and we've been increasing my dosage incrementally to the point where I haven't had a migraine for two weeks! (I was getting them every 2 or 3 days.) The meds on the right are supposed to stop the migraine in its tracks.
I'm hopeful that these will be enough. 🤞
I'm hopeful that these will be enough. 🤞
Q-Tip had Crazy Prophylactics on Bonita Applebum.
January 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Q-Tip had Crazy Prophylactics on Bonita Applebum.
Republicans really do hate everyone including one another.
April 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Republicans really do hate everyone including one another.
let's head this off at the pass with some prophylactics.
mass calls to all media outlets saying if they run these ads, they lose us. possibly forever....
mass calls to all media outlets saying if they run these ads, they lose us. possibly forever....
February 22, 2025 at 9:39 PM
let's head this off at the pass with some prophylactics.
mass calls to all media outlets saying if they run these ads, they lose us. possibly forever....
mass calls to all media outlets saying if they run these ads, they lose us. possibly forever....
The right to privacy also struck down sodomy laws. While used to punish LGBTQ people, it can also be used against cis het people as political revenge. Also, sodomy can be defined as non-procreative sex. This effectively bans not just gay sex but sex with birth control and prophylactics.
March 12, 2024 at 2:40 PM
The right to privacy also struck down sodomy laws. While used to punish LGBTQ people, it can also be used against cis het people as political revenge. Also, sodomy can be defined as non-procreative sex. This effectively bans not just gay sex but sex with birth control and prophylactics.
Pigs in prophylactics?
December 27, 2024 at 3:29 PM
Pigs in prophylactics?
Trojans of Democracy? Is that like prophylactics against fascism?
December 26, 2024 at 7:04 AM
Trojans of Democracy? Is that like prophylactics against fascism?
All he needs is some pros & prophylactics.
April 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
All he needs is some pros & prophylactics.