#ToeNails
Toes, feet & red toenails appreciation post. #footfetish
February 1, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Couldn't understand why so many of my socks were getting holes in, so blamed my wife for loading the washing machine badly. The realised I badly needed to trim my toenails.
February 1, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Sounds like these American patriots had to clip their toenails instead.
February 1, 2026 at 7:07 AM
Boston has more important things to do…
Like clipping our toenails.

There is now a Craigs List ad promising a $50 payment and a free ticket for sitting through this masterpiece of cinematic excellence this weekend.

But those toenails aren’t going to clip themselves…so, nah.
January 29, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Stephen Miller was spotted hanging upside down by his toenails in the rafters, munching on a dead rat
The celebrities all came out for the big premiere.
January 30, 2026 at 3:05 AM
VIP tickets to watch Malaria this weekend, but unfortunately I’ll be cutting my toenails instead.
February 1, 2026 at 2:42 PM
my sleep schedule’s so fucked up because i’m always up at 3am wondering shit like “how did people take care of their toenails before nail clippers were invented”
February 2, 2026 at 1:31 AM
in 2nd grade I wanted to write a big book of tongue twisters and the only thing I could think of was "Two trucks tow toenails" I was so devastated.
January 30, 2026 at 9:07 PM
cutting my toenails in bed with the lights off >>>>
January 31, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Y’all acting like you’ve never seen a septuagenarian drug-addict in a diaper send his DNI, raised in a cult that ate her gurus toenails before becoming a fake Dem and a real MAGA nut-bag steal ballots from an election her boss lost 6 years ago so he could cancel midterms before?
January 30, 2026 at 1:13 AM
the key to cutting your toenails in bed is to get them in one piece
January 31, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Never forget that CNN, in particularly Wolf Blitzer had their hands in introducing Gabbard to the general public. They played their own part in the campaign to damage Clinton by having Toenails on constantly to push Bernard's "rigged" bullshit.
February 2, 2026 at 4:00 PM
So she hasn't been cutting your toenails for you? Unacceptable. It would literally take her two minutes, she could do it right after she combs your hair.
February 1, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Yes, the cult leader's toenails.
February 2, 2026 at 7:13 PM
This lady eats her gurus toenails, and that's the least disturbing thing about her existence
February 2, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Men in IT
Men who are learning Python specifically
Men who drive for FedEx or UPS
Men who are nurses
Men who are attorneys
Men who are becoming attorneys
Men who are bald
Men with flourishing hairlines
Men with strong pinky toenails
Men who are in the Air Force
Now women love whores? Quick, name 10 of them.
January 31, 2026 at 7:59 PM
🐾4-y/o Archibold came w/ overgrown toenails - dewclaw embedded in his swollen paw. Listed for not wanting to return to his kennel. Very friendly, cute, cooperative, food-motivated, energetic, excited, earned 2nd best behavior. Looking to be a solo pet. Need foster by 2/03: nycacc.app#/browse/245742
February 1, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Realistic pet play where you finally reluctantly trim my toenails or brush my hair, and I scream about it like I’m being murdered.
January 29, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Ooh also her.
February 1, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Finding out the hard way how Trump pays his grunts. Tough titty toenails, little bitches, shoulda done your homework
February 2, 2026 at 10:22 PM
WHY DOES MORGAN HAVE MERLIN CHAINED AND CLIPPING HIS TOENAILS WHAT DA FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
February 2, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Have to cut my toenails or as I like to call it
Sexy time 🙄
January 28, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Melania sounds like a rare disease that makes your toenails fall off
January 29, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Dragon Stitch: New color, the third and final orange dragon tummy color.
Time for a new color: black! Which will include the dragon's toenails, plus our first stitches of the castle (so far it has been all dragon)
February 3, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Felicia clipping her toenails on Cirie's bed 😭
January 29, 2026 at 8:30 PM