Claudia Jordan, Shanna Moakler Claim Steven Seagal Tried to Give Them Massages
Claudia Jordan and Shanna Moakler have a similar audition horror story ... because they both claim Steven Seagal took them into a room and told them to undress for a massage on separate occasions. Claudia and Shanna…
Claudia Jordan and Shanna Moakler have a similar audition horror story ... because they both claim Steven Seagal took them into a room and told them to undress for a massage on separate occasions. Claudia and Shanna…
Claudia Jordan, Shanna Moakler Claim Steven Seagal Tried to Give Them Massages
Claudia Jordan and Shanna Moakler have a similar audition horror story ... because they both claim Steven Seagal took them into a room and told them to undress for a massage on separate occasions. Claudia and Shanna came out swinging Wednesday on… Claudia Jordan and Shanna Moakler have a similar audition horror story ... because they both claim Steven Seagal took them into a room and told them to undress for a massage on separate occasions.
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January 21, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Claudia Jordan, Shanna Moakler Claim Steven Seagal Tried to Give Them Massages
Claudia Jordan and Shanna Moakler have a similar audition horror story ... because they both claim Steven Seagal took them into a room and told them to undress for a massage on separate occasions. Claudia and Shanna…
Claudia Jordan and Shanna Moakler have a similar audition horror story ... because they both claim Steven Seagal took them into a room and told them to undress for a massage on separate occasions. Claudia and Shanna…
Are there other current NPDs around for comparison?
YES. Some others
- Steven Seagal
- Alex Jones
- George Santos
- Herschel Walker
...and...Elon Musk
Likely Newt Gingrich as well. He's a bit harder to assess because a lot of his bragging / asserting his greatness he reserves for GOP circles
YES. Some others
- Steven Seagal
- Alex Jones
- George Santos
- Herschel Walker
...and...Elon Musk
Likely Newt Gingrich as well. He's a bit harder to assess because a lot of his bragging / asserting his greatness he reserves for GOP circles
January 21, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Are there other current NPDs around for comparison?
YES. Some others
- Steven Seagal
- Alex Jones
- George Santos
- Herschel Walker
...and...Elon Musk
Likely Newt Gingrich as well. He's a bit harder to assess because a lot of his bragging / asserting his greatness he reserves for GOP circles
YES. Some others
- Steven Seagal
- Alex Jones
- George Santos
- Herschel Walker
...and...Elon Musk
Likely Newt Gingrich as well. He's a bit harder to assess because a lot of his bragging / asserting his greatness he reserves for GOP circles
Jared Leto
Gal Gadot
Lena Dunham
Amy Schumer
Awkwafina
Chris Pratt
The Weeknd
Mark Whalberg
Tim Allen (except Toy Story)
Shameik Moore (except Spider-Verse)
Steven Seagal
Hugh Jackman (yes drama, no musical)
David Schwimmer
Gal Gadot
Lena Dunham
Amy Schumer
Awkwafina
Chris Pratt
The Weeknd
Mark Whalberg
Tim Allen (except Toy Story)
Shameik Moore (except Spider-Verse)
Steven Seagal
Hugh Jackman (yes drama, no musical)
David Schwimmer
im ready to bring the conversation to hate so lmk when yall ready to talk about actors who you hate to see coming.
January 21, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Jared Leto
Gal Gadot
Lena Dunham
Amy Schumer
Awkwafina
Chris Pratt
The Weeknd
Mark Whalberg
Tim Allen (except Toy Story)
Shameik Moore (except Spider-Verse)
Steven Seagal
Hugh Jackman (yes drama, no musical)
David Schwimmer
Gal Gadot
Lena Dunham
Amy Schumer
Awkwafina
Chris Pratt
The Weeknd
Mark Whalberg
Tim Allen (except Toy Story)
Shameik Moore (except Spider-Verse)
Steven Seagal
Hugh Jackman (yes drama, no musical)
David Schwimmer
You're not wrong, but name a movie that stars Stallone, Arnold, or Seagal that showed their acting range.
January 21, 2026 at 8:31 PM
You're not wrong, but name a movie that stars Stallone, Arnold, or Seagal that showed their acting range.
Are Bolz and Reed brothers and Steven Segal is their father?
January 21, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Are Bolz and Reed brothers and Steven Segal is their father?
How the hell did Moritsugu think the Steven Seagal look was cool? Why did no one tell him how dumb it was?
January 21, 2026 at 7:23 PM
How the hell did Moritsugu think the Steven Seagal look was cool? Why did no one tell him how dumb it was?
MERCY is the year's dumbest movie to date. People have compared it to Arnold Schwarzenegger's more moronic SF movies, but it's more like a Steven Seagal ripoff one of of those. www.austinchronicle.com/screens/film...
Mercy Review: Guilty of Being Stupid • The Austin Chronicle
At a time when AI is being rammed into every aspect of our lives, we deserve a film that will deal with the real ethical and legal quandaries raised by letting LLMs into the courtroom. Instead, what w...
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January 21, 2026 at 5:55 PM
MERCY is the year's dumbest movie to date. People have compared it to Arnold Schwarzenegger's more moronic SF movies, but it's more like a Steven Seagal ripoff one of of those. www.austinchronicle.com/screens/film...
Everything in the world feels like it's from a fucking mid-2000s Steven Seagal movie now. (very derogatory)
January 21, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Everything in the world feels like it's from a fucking mid-2000s Steven Seagal movie now. (very derogatory)
Rewatch complete of my personal favorite Seagal flick. Another Andrew Davis banger with tons of action, a who’s who of character actors, and plenty of bloody shootouts. Gary Busey is unhinged but Tommy Lee Jones chews all the scenery and creates a truly memorable villain my man!
January 21, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Rewatch complete of my personal favorite Seagal flick. Another Andrew Davis banger with tons of action, a who’s who of character actors, and plenty of bloody shootouts. Gary Busey is unhinged but Tommy Lee Jones chews all the scenery and creates a truly memorable villain my man!
to be fair, I don't *think* he hired goons to beat up Steven Seagal, but would he?
January 21, 2026 at 3:54 PM
to be fair, I don't *think* he hired goons to beat up Steven Seagal, but would he?
one use is to imagine him on a turned-off TV and saying something about a blood bank
January 21, 2026 at 3:50 PM
one use is to imagine him on a turned-off TV and saying something about a blood bank
Thanks for sharing this seagal. 🙏
It's wise to mention Astrobin for observing; I often feel as if it's being overlooked. Bluesky aggressively compresses everyone's photos.
It's wise to mention Astrobin for observing; I often feel as if it's being overlooked. Bluesky aggressively compresses everyone's photos.
January 21, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Thanks for sharing this seagal. 🙏
It's wise to mention Astrobin for observing; I often feel as if it's being overlooked. Bluesky aggressively compresses everyone's photos.
It's wise to mention Astrobin for observing; I often feel as if it's being overlooked. Bluesky aggressively compresses everyone's photos.
he made his role a goal
January 21, 2026 at 1:39 PM
he made his role a goal
No fim do ano passado entrou uma moça chamada Silene aqui na firma e tem sido um esforço mental excrusiante não chamá-la de Silene Seagal
January 21, 2026 at 12:01 PM
No fim do ano passado entrou uma moça chamada Silene aqui na firma e tem sido um esforço mental excrusiante não chamá-la de Silene Seagal
This shows the making of a 1/9 scale diorama of the time Steven Seagal was legendarily choked out until he shit himself. It’s narrated by the artist who is an Irishman doing deadpan ASMR. I enjoyed this a lot
January 21, 2026 at 5:50 AM
This shows the making of a 1/9 scale diorama of the time Steven Seagal was legendarily choked out until he shit himself. It’s narrated by the artist who is an Irishman doing deadpan ASMR. I enjoyed this a lot
Come hear me talk about the only movie where Steven Seagal plays a PhD-MD immunology specialist with @kavehmd.bsky.social and my buddy Lee
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The Patriot
Podcast Episode · The House of Pod · 01/20/2026 · 1h 37m
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January 20, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Come hear me talk about the only movie where Steven Seagal plays a PhD-MD immunology specialist with @kavehmd.bsky.social and my buddy Lee
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Did not know this lady was married to Steven Seagal lol
January 20, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Did not know this lady was married to Steven Seagal lol
Steven Seagal, 1980s
January 20, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Steven Seagal, 1980s
Hard To Kill (1990) – Steven Seagal Is Still Tough As Nails
Hard To Kill (1990) – Steven Seagal Is Still Tough As Nails - The 411 From 406
A review of Steven Seagal’s Hard to Kill (1990), exploring its over-the-top revenge plot, iconic fight scenes, and why it still rules.
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January 20, 2026 at 11:22 AM
Hard To Kill (1990) – Steven Seagal Is Still Tough As Nails
Hey Ian. It's narcissistic personality disorder, my father had it.
You can read up on it, which will definitely help. But these personalities are incredibly caustic, toxic, and bizarre: Alex Jones, Herschel Walker, Steven Seagal.
My problem, I know Trump has it but folks simply can't believe it.
You can read up on it, which will definitely help. But these personalities are incredibly caustic, toxic, and bizarre: Alex Jones, Herschel Walker, Steven Seagal.
My problem, I know Trump has it but folks simply can't believe it.
January 20, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Hey Ian. It's narcissistic personality disorder, my father had it.
You can read up on it, which will definitely help. But these personalities are incredibly caustic, toxic, and bizarre: Alex Jones, Herschel Walker, Steven Seagal.
My problem, I know Trump has it but folks simply can't believe it.
You can read up on it, which will definitely help. But these personalities are incredibly caustic, toxic, and bizarre: Alex Jones, Herschel Walker, Steven Seagal.
My problem, I know Trump has it but folks simply can't believe it.
This sounds like a Steven Seagal movie.
January 20, 2026 at 4:13 AM
This sounds like a Steven Seagal movie.
I just want to Laugh at The Stupidity of Steven Seagal
a man with a beard is holding a carrot in his hand .
ALT: a man with a beard is holding a carrot in his hand .
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January 20, 2026 at 3:05 AM
I just want to Laugh at The Stupidity of Steven Seagal
If you hate me when I watch Steven Seagal, then you don't deserve me when I watch Lee Marvin and Charles Bronson.
January 20, 2026 at 2:20 AM
If you hate me when I watch Steven Seagal, then you don't deserve me when I watch Lee Marvin and Charles Bronson.
Happy 49th birthday to #BarttheBear. He's acted alongside with such greats like Robert Redford, Morgan Freeman, Dan Aykroyd, John Candy, Daryl Hannah, Steven Seagal, Sir Anthony Hopkins, and Alec Baldwin.
January 20, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Happy 49th birthday to #BarttheBear. He's acted alongside with such greats like Robert Redford, Morgan Freeman, Dan Aykroyd, John Candy, Daryl Hannah, Steven Seagal, Sir Anthony Hopkins, and Alec Baldwin.
How that creep Steven Seagal ever managed to pull peak Kelly LeBrock is still beyond my knowledge.
January 19, 2026 at 10:37 PM
How that creep Steven Seagal ever managed to pull peak Kelly LeBrock is still beyond my knowledge.