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A Stenson-Childs
@ajschilds.bsky.social
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A goofy man who loves all things horror. Loves to create odd things be it with whittled wood, digital paint or photoshop. He / Him https://www.andychildsimagery.com/
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A Stenson-Childs @ajschilds.bsky.social · Jan 28
I have a constant work in progress website showing off a smorgasbord of my work. Both my work for clients and a selection of my personal projects.

www.andychildsimagery.com
Andy Childs Imagery
www.andychildsimagery.com
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Richard Wells @slipperyjack.bsky.social · 4h
Here's a bonus Mari that my dad carved that will be available in his shop in ONE HOUR (6pm GMT)...
💀 wellswoodcarving.bigcartel.com
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'i will strangle a horse' on itch.io @brainmage.bsky.social · 7h
Sadako crawling out of your tv, turning motion smoothing off, then crawling back in
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Nat Guest @unfortunatalie.bsky.social · 8h
Training and paying doctors to work in the National Health Service is actually EXACTLY where I want my cash to go as a taxpayer, Wes, and I'll have you out at the next election.
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 8h
Cartoon by Stephen Collins for the Guardian. [Scene is BBC BREAKFAST with two presenters and a guest on the sofa]. 1 PRESENTER: Now - some disturbing new research has shown 2 PRESENTER: that as many as 10 non-Reform political parties may currently operating ‘under the radar’ across the UK. [Show on screen logos for Greens, Lib Dems, Conservatives  3 PRESENTER: In the studio to discuss this, Nigel Farage [We see the guest on the sofa is indeed Nigel Farage] 4 PRESENTER: Nigel, what’s your view?  FARAGE: Well I think this very worrying. 5 FARAGE: And just another reason why we should ban all immigration. 6 PRESENTER: I won’t push back on that FARAGE: Absolutely! 7 PRESENTER: Funnily enough, this is what your new show’s about, isn’t it? FARAGE: Oop - plug time! PRESENTER: Ha ha 8 FARAGE: Yes it’s a 12-part BBC documentary called ‘In Search Of The Political Parties That Aren’t My One’. 9 [Show on the TV screen Farage presenting a documentary series titled In Search Of The Political Parties That Aren’t My One. He is wearing his farmer's getup and looking dreamily at the UK from hillsides, visiting pubs and chatting with the locals, etc] FARAGE: It’s a really emotional journey  10 FARAGE: with lots of dreamy footage of me looking relatable...  11 FARAGE: as I answer the question: *Am I the only option for Britain?* 12 [Cut back to studio] PRESENTER: I won’t push back on that FARAGE: Absolutely! [ends]
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🐀Rat Daddy🐁 YOUMA SOON @threeratmoon.bsky.social · 22h
also, look what we found at five below
a blue tshirt with a rat on it. text: maybe a rat, never a snitch
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 1d
“Now calm down, Barbara. … We haven’t looked everywhere yet, and an elephant can’t hide in here forever.”
“Now calm down, Barbara. … We haven’t looked everywhere yet, and an elephant can’t hide in here forever.”
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Tess Stenson-Childs @tessstenson.bsky.social · 1d
Star Trek was saved by a woman flexing her Hollywood power, an early writer and story editor was a woman, women wrote in en mass to save it again from cancellation...

Women have always loved Trek and been vitally important to it, whether huge fucking dorks like the one who wrote this like it or not
earlgreymemes.club Earl Grey: 𝙁𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙨 @earlgreymemes.club · 1d
okay grandpa, let's get you to bed
To understand this problem, first, you have to understand the demographics of Star Trek viewers. Trekkies are and always have been men. Women are not usually interested in science fiction, but that’s doubly true of Star Trek in particular. I hear you, random guy who once knew some lady who watched every Voyager episode. I see you on Instagram, attractive girl cosplaying in Starfleet miniskirts. Unfortunately, you very cool Trek-girls are the exception, not the rule.
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Mitch Dyer @mitchyd.bsky.social · 1d
If only everyone could have predicted this

www.thegamer.com/ea-generativ...
EA's AI Game Development Tools Are Apparently So Bad That It's Costing More Money To Fix Their Mistakes
A new report suggests that EA's pivot to AI is just causing costly mistakes, and the developers hate it.
www.thegamer.com
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Feli @vogelkasper.bsky.social · 1d
And Hekate, once again, refuses to look like a normal rat but more like a teddy bear
A brown rat in a nest made out of paper shreds. She indeed looks like a teddy bear.
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A Stenson-Childs @ajschilds.bsky.social · 1d
No personal space allowed
#caturday
Alia (domestic short haired tabby cat) stands on my chest (I am sitting on sofa leaning back a bit) and screaming at camera
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Tess Stenson-Childs @tessstenson.bsky.social · 1d
Halloween sale! The ebook version of my most recent book, Curious Death-Filled Planet, is on sale for 99p (or 99¢ for you transatlantic folk) right now. Join a bunch of weird little aliens fighting a zombie outbreak and the US military as they try to get home.

www.amazon.co.uk/Curious-Deat...
Book cover for Curious Death-Filled Planet by me, with a cheesy spiders web sticker and font reading Halloween Sale! Ebook 99p/99¢
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A Stenson-Childs @ajschilds.bsky.social · 1d
Honestly it's hypnotising in it's wrongness. It starts with doing both first and third person at the same time!
kthorjensen.bsky.social K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 2d
Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
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A Stenson-Childs @ajschilds.bsky.social · 1d
I guess they could be saying tattoos are posts on the body. They'd be mad to say it, but they could say it.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 2d
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 2d
“Now go to sleep, Kevin—or once again I’ll have to knock three times and summon the Floating Head of Death.”
“Now go to sleep, Kevin—or once again I’ll have to knock three times and summon the Floating Head of Death.”
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 2d
here take the idol you must not let it fall into their hands
a little orange kitten wrapped up in tape and gauze so the vet can examine it
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A Stenson-Childs @ajschilds.bsky.social · 2d
"Tch. I'm 2 and 3 quarters years old not 2 and half!"
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Bison @bisonrimant.fr · 2d
New capybara just dropped
(Commissioned)
Woodcarved sculpture of a really round capybara on a workbench, next to a carving knife. Seen from its left side The sculpture seen from behind, it is almost pear shaped Seen by the front, 3/4 Seen from its right side
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 2d
Let me tell you a story (before the ship explodes):
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🐀Rat Daddy🐁 YOUMA SOON @threeratmoon.bsky.social · 2d
new sticker idea
a pencil sketch if a rat looking sad. text: WHAT U MEAN, NO MORE SNACK?
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 3d
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 2d
A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.
Two cats sitting on top of cages and looking at the ceiling Two cars on the floor staring up at the ceiling Two young kittens in a cage taking notice A cat standing on her hind legs to reach for a moth
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A Stenson-Childs @ajschilds.bsky.social · 3d
Imagine the quality of games we'd get if they spent that 10 billion on actually making games.
shinobi602.bsky.social Shinobi602 @shinobi602.bsky.social · 3d
Krafton (PUBG, Tango Gameworks, Subnautica) announces "AI First" corporate transformation

Press Release ➡️ www.krafton.com/news/press/%...

The company is investing $10B to automate its work around Agentic AI, develop AI-centric management systems, R&D, HR, "creative activities", etc
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Agent Strange @agentstrange.bsky.social · 3d
By the by, if you want to disable all the spyware and AI garbage that's packaged with Windows 11 then give O&O ShutUp a try: www.oo-software.com/en/shutup10

JayzTwoCents has a good video on it
youtu.be/IJSie_3ncc8?...
How to Disable ALL Microsoft Windows spying! FREE UTILITY!
YouTube video by JayzTwoCents
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Andy Kelly @ultrabrilliant.xyz · 3d
That time I was writing a feature about toilets for PC Gamer and used investigative journalism to find out why there was a raw potato in a toilet in BioShock Infinite.
But why a potato? Initially, Elliott is evasive. “In an act of meta-commentary I placed a consumable potato in one of Columbia’s toilets,” he says. “It was an interactive pay-off for inquisitive toilet inspectors, and also an acknowledgement of the absurdity of where items are found in our world. Pineapples in cash registers and so on.” He adds: “really, though, it just looked like a turd.”
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