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JaneSnakes @anasmashnova.bsky.social · 3m

Can you please post a picture

JaneSnakes @anasmashnova.bsky.social · 8m

Kip Dali had the most dominant mullet in my town in 1992

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 3h

I used to be obsessed with Phil Collins but take a look at me now.

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 10h

Don’t miss the chance to tell her she’s the most threatening asteroid in your sky.

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JaneSnakes @anasmashnova.bsky.social · 3h

Titrating the right amt of coffee to get rid of my headache until I’m uncomfortable

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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 9h

I would sell my soul to the devil himself if I never had to see or hear another lying ass political ad again

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JaneSnakes @anasmashnova.bsky.social · 4h

I feel like this would make more sense if he was like Hank 2 is good

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Myq Kaplan @myqkaplan.bsky.social · 5h

When I first heard about Stockholm Syndrome, it sounded awful, but now I love it.‬

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JaneSnakes @anasmashnova.bsky.social · 5h

I wish this was the 50s and I was some gay mans fake wife

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 7h

Oh no pornhub added “autistic men” as a category didn’t they

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JaneSnakes @anasmashnova.bsky.social · 5h

What about Dartagnan

Reverie 💀🕯️ @augustreverie.bsky.social · 7h

In lieu of crying, I will eat all of these 3 Musketeers Minis

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JaneSnakes @anasmashnova.bsky.social · 5h

The receptionist after you tell them you can only do Thursday:

“I have a Monday”

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JaneSnakes @anasmashnova.bsky.social · 5h

I’m just gonna go out on a limb and say Nicole Kidman isn’t gonna have any problems getting laid

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alboo @captainacab.airbud.website · 20h

just me and the homies out at the strip club, all having a boner at the exact same time

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JaneSnakes @anasmashnova.bsky.social · 1d

We deserve another hockey movie

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 1d

joining a throuple (two people who throw up a lot)

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 1d

Please.. Mr. Christ was my father, call me Jesus.

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Joe Huiras @joehuiras.bsky.social · 1d

I cant believe I saw Dishwalla open for Hoobastank and the Cherry Poppin Daddies at Stupid Band Name Fest 2023

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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 1d

Is there a pegging porn movie called Fuckass Bitch yet? There should be.

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alboo @captainacab.airbud.website · 1d

the dumb little jokes will continue until morale improves, and after that too

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JaneSnakes @anasmashnova.bsky.social · 1d

I feel like we need more Asians up in congress like where are they at?

JaneSnakes @anasmashnova.bsky.social · 1d

I’m having a hard time getting focused and getting started, perhaps another cup?

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JaneSnakes @anasmashnova.bsky.social · 1d

I’m the man from the big va won’t you come and play my way

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JaneSnakes @anasmashnova.bsky.social · 1d

That’s some bpd right there

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 1d

“I don’t need to wear deodorant”

~ people who need to wear deodorant

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