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A-Moo’s Bouche
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A-Moo’s Bouche @asclepiasrosa.bsky.social · Dec 10
Goose love letters:
‘honks and hisses xoxo’
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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 18h
Max is now approximately 127 for 127 in the game we play called "see if you can knock down the pet camera when we are out"
screenshot of my home camera's app while we were out showing it having a pile of cables on the ground bc Max has pulled it down again max sitting on his bed(s) staring directly at the camera with foreshadowing intent
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 23h
I'm getting stronger with age. I can now lift $100 worth of groceries with one hand.
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A-Moo’s Bouche @asclepiasrosa.bsky.social · 23h
feels like a slow stroll across a Vegas casino floor of slot machines
PA-CHING!
PA-CHING!
but it’s just a half dozen Duolingo lessons before bed
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natesmith.dev
Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 1d
they should make charging cables that bite cats
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A-Moo’s Bouche @asclepiasrosa.bsky.social · 4d
when she asks for a bedtime story at 2pm
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God @thegodpodcast.com · 4d
No one signs up for the National Guard thinking, “One day, I’ll invade Oregon.”
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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 5d
i quit pumpkin spice i'm on the patch
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 4d
got into an argument with my cat again but we came to an agreement: she can do whatever she wants
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A-Moo’s Bouche @asclepiasrosa.bsky.social · 4d
pivotal moments in science:
Johann Hittorf tested the first cat laser in 1869, naming it the “cathode ray”
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A-Moo’s Bouche @asclepiasrosa.bsky.social · 4d
I love that the international soccer world is celebrating Canadian Thanksgiving with me this weekend
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A-Moo’s Bouche @asclepiasrosa.bsky.social · 5d
may I offer you an early 90’s jazzercise suit so you can dress the part?
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 5d
from now on I will only respond to dorkenheimer or his dorkness
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A-Moo’s Bouche @asclepiasrosa.bsky.social · 5d
specifically meat precursors 🥩
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Fixins’ Bar @fixinsbar.bsky.social · 5d
owner of bologna heart
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Kate Holterhoff, PhD @kateholterhoff.com · 6d
We are all Dr. Brunkow 😴
“Dr. Brunkow said she did not expect to win a Nobel Prize. ‘My phone rang, and I saw a number from Sweden and thought, well that’s just spam of some sort, so I disabled the phone and went back to sleep,’“ www.nytimes.com/2025/10/06/h...
Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine Is Awarded for Work on Immune Systems
www.nytimes.com
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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 6d
lawyers love calling a sleeping dog as their witness, bc most judges let them lie
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 6d
Dante's seven factors of authentication
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 5d
all of my retirement hopes now rest entirely with my partial collection of commemorative state quarters, a complete set of encyclopedias from 1974, some slap bracelets, a dozen slightly scratched k-tel records, and my final unused gwyneth paltrow vagina candle
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A-Moo’s Bouche @asclepiasrosa.bsky.social · 5d
😹
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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 6d
Beaker and his online crush got together, call it a meep cute
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natesmith.dev
Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 6d
a Garfield Christmas special called Odie to Joy
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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 6d
I would like to carry one of those warty pumpkins everywhere I go to reduce my anxiety. I'm going to call it a security gourd.
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A-Moo’s Bouche @asclepiasrosa.bsky.social · 6d
😅
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A-Moo’s Bouche @asclepiasrosa.bsky.social · 6d
the connection in our relationship is so special. every morning we have coffee together and share updates about our dog’s bathroom status.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 7d
Halloween is going to be weird now that there are scary masked people on the streets all year long.
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